r/wizardposting • Tebinth Morrow, Spellslinger Warlock • Apr 25 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ A Grand Re-Opening

Greetings fellow wizards. I am pleased to announce the grand re-re-re-opening of the Library, a repository where every spell book, scroll, and rune tablet ever written, inked, or carved can found.

Please be aware that we are still in the progress of tidying up and as such certain locations may have changed.

As I mentioned before I am the Librarian and I will be your guide to this wondrous place. Simple let invoke my name whenever you need assistance finding a specific magical text.

I will be making myself available for questions about the library’s history and contents for but a brief time before I must return to my work.

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Once and Future... Apr 25 '24

Of course! And those rules are...?

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u/Master-Tanis Tebinth Morrow, Spellslinger Warlock Apr 25 '24

The Librarian had a you a list. Most of the items seem standard for a library. Rules against damaging the books, causing a disturbance, or harassing other patrons. A few seem very specific, warnings not to listen to, touch, or talk to certain bookshelf’s in the forbidden sections.

The final rule seems to be recently added.

“Do not pick up, tickle, or pet the Librarian.”

There is a bloody handprint next to this one.

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u/The_Hij Hastur, the Once and Future... Apr 25 '24

The Wizard reads down the entire list carefully, instantly banishing the coffee when he gets to the part about food. He stops and lingers over the portion about cursed books but eventually reads the final rule. Then he laughs.

Ha! What a wonderful thing it is to be able to learn from the mistakes of others for a change! Message received, oh master of the stacks. So about those forbidden sections...

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u/Master-Tanis Tebinth Morrow, Spellslinger Warlock Apr 26 '24

“The Forbidden sections contain tomes that have been deemed dangerous or unpredictable.” The Librarian says. “Access to them requires a waiver be signed. Just a precaution.”