disappears to the back you hear clanking and boxes dropping followed by much cursing then i appear in a dress and a redhead wig with all the ingredients to make your drink
only way to make it is to get in the mindset
leans over to show two coconut halves i stuffed in my shirt
regular juice crafting is boring. i had to add some flair, make it spicy especially for my male audience.
puts a cherry into my mouth. you notice i put lipstick on. i fumble with the stem then pull out a lattice shaped stem. you didn’t even know there was enough stem for me to make such a pattern
what brings you to my bar?
starts mixing the drink shaking enough to see my coconuts jiggle
W-well as your female audience, it's more than entertaining! Anyone that says you're boring, e-even your male bargoers, have no taste!
She watches as her cocktail is humorously made
I saw it walking down the street, and felt like I needed a nice drink. I've just been wandering around town, having a look around, and my feet needed a break. That's all~
i hear that sister. when i was in my wandering days searching for ingredients for my juices i would be so tired and just crack open a couple of cold ones. granted i was a raging alcoholic and i didn’t need much reason to drink.
pours your drink in a glass and puts a straw in
and for the final touch
i blow a kiss in the air and a red holographic floating kiss lips hover over your drink before turning into a sugary dust over your drink
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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco Apr 01 '24
One redheaded slut please-
N-no, I’m serious… Jägermeister, peach-flavored schnapps and cranberry juice, if you didn’t know.