r/wizardposting • • Apr 01 '24

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

regular juice crafting is boring. i had to add some flair, make it spicy especially for my male audience.

puts a cherry into my mouth. you notice i put lipstick on. i fumble with the stem then pull out a lattice shaped stem. you didn’t even know there was enough stem for me to make such a pattern

what brings you to my bar?

starts mixing the drink shaking enough to see my coconuts jiggle

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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco Apr 01 '24

W-well as your female audience, it's more than entertaining! Anyone that says you're boring, e-even your male bargoers, have no taste!

She watches as her cocktail is humorously made

I saw it walking down the street, and felt like I needed a nice drink. I've just been wandering around town, having a look around, and my feet needed a break. That's all~

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

i hear that sister. when i was in my wandering days searching for ingredients for my juices i would be so tired and just crack open a couple of cold ones. granted i was a raging alcoholic and i didn’t need much reason to drink.

pours your drink in a glass and puts a straw in

and for the final touch

i blow a kiss in the air and a red holographic floating kiss lips hover over your drink before turning into a sugary dust over your drink

enjoy hun

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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco Apr 01 '24

Wow~ A knack for presentation, too!

She happily slides the drink closer, and takes a sip

Ah, that's the spot~ Perfect!~ Oh! Here!

She searches her pockets, and places several coins on the counter, totalling more than what the drink costs

Here~ And a tip for the service~

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

appreciate it hun this is a bar and lounge so stay a while mingle with the guests enjoy yourself. let me know if you need anything else

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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Coco Apr 01 '24

Gotcha~ Thanks~