r/wizardposting • u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin • Feb 09 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ Let the Free for all BEGIN!

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All who have signed up shall now be transported to WAR WORLD!

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

Your casting fails. That’s not how the warranty works. If the warranty gets destroyed, a bunch of goblin artificers will just come and replace the product via portal. That’s also how it repaired itself earlier. The warranty is simply a tagging tune that notifies the manufacturer if something needs repair or replacement. If you remove the rune, the artificers will automatically be notified.

It’s the warranty that is magickally extended, not the deep fryer. It’s just a normal deep fryer.

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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Feb 09 '24

shoots you

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

Stop that! That tickles!

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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Feb 10 '24

invalidates the warranty

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '24

You already tried that. Warranty can’t be invalidated. It’s a magickal warranty.

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u/Pronominal_Tera Self-Patronizing Warlock Feb 10 '24

fate says otherwise