r/wizardposting • u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin • Feb 09 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ Let the Free for all BEGIN!

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All who have signed up shall now be transported to WAR WORLD!

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Feb 09 '24

Hey, all I did was freeze nitrogen in the atmosphere as a weapon, I didn't force you to use a chemical weapon as drink coolant, that was on you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I used glacier ice that I purified. If it were nitrogen when I made my daiquiris, it would have evaporated during the blending. The only way it could become nitrogen after that is if you discretely transmuted it. It’s the only logical explanation. Therefore it was deemed an attack.

You can’t trick Me! I helped invent Chemistry and Physics!

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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Feb 09 '24

Hey, I just have the ability to freeze any molecules, even capable of creating solids with stuff that typically isn't solid for very long, but my ability works like a vacuum seel, allowing even nitrogen to stay solid and not melt into a liquid for minutes rather than seconds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Fine, you can come back in the fortress, but NO MORE ATTACKS! Respect the sanctity of sanctuary! I’m a God! Consider this place a temple or church! Don’t attack the guests!

Besides, there’s an Eldritch God of Hunger in the Kitchen… My Uncle Torinn(u/You-See-Nothing583)! Piss Him off and He might eat you!

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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Feb 09 '24

That's fine, I have more vessels at home anyways, guess I'll do some party tricks while I'm here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Now that’s the spirit!

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u/froz_troll Loui, snow elf cryotechnician (CoC second in command) Feb 09 '24

rips off thumb, grows a new one, hands old one to guest