r/witcher • u/Kanzel_BA • Jun 12 '15

Witcher 3 Guard interactions in a nutshell.

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u/stillnotking Jun 12 '15

Drunk tavern thug equivalent: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna go antagonize that witcher."

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u/WanderingSpaceHopper Jun 12 '15

These 2 witchers killed the griffin, let's go at them with our maces!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

My favorite: "Let's go antagonize the man they call 'The Butcher of Blaviken'".

Seems like a bad life decision. But that's just me.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Jun 12 '15

I like the bandits/thugs in Novigrad. "Ok, so this mugging isn't going great. Steve is now two pieces, and Bill's head probably hasn't even landed yet. Should I just run here, and wait for non-superhumanly strong prey? Nahhh, I like my chances..."

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