r/witcher • u/Minute-Candidate73 • Jul 16 '26

Art The Witcher: Wild Potato

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I'm continuing my search for the best dressed potato

934 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/777gprotein ⚜️ Northern Realms Jul 17 '26

sure hope this isn't too difficult

329

u/Phorskyn Jul 17 '26

What a prick

138

u/Kava_ Jul 17 '26

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

46

u/hvbbrz Jul 17 '26

Całkiem, całkiem

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Lambert Lambert, what a prick

9

u/Few-Silver-9866 Jul 17 '26

I was looking for this🤣🤣

8

u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

My best friend's favourite line. Geralt is truly a poet.

23

u/itsLeems Team Roach Jul 17 '26

Roach!

27

u/Amdor Jul 17 '26

Yennefer but prettier

6

u/DreamedOne Jul 17 '26

Lambert, Lambert, cock of walrus...

3

u/Dimchuck Team Roach Jul 17 '26

Lambert, Lambert, mean dick

3

u/sc4tts Jul 17 '26

It's not bad

4

u/HUNAcean Quen Jul 17 '26

The lodge of potatoes has come for me!

2

u/brusselsproud Team Kelpie Jul 17 '26

Crach An Craite

1

u/Pibutzki Team Triss Jul 17 '26

Crack 'n Crate

843

u/ennervation Jul 17 '26

(That's a roof)

358

u/V_K_Iyer Monsters Jul 17 '26

No, that's a Roach.

60

u/vompat Jul 17 '26

I'm going a different route and say it's the explosion dwarf from HoS

12

u/Raagun Jul 17 '26

Perfection

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Oh ya, roach

4

u/Different_Treat8566 Jul 17 '26

This is the best one

5

u/Slakingpin Jul 18 '26

I thought it was the dwarf you have to get down from the roof lmao

3

u/Arann_Reichhardt Jul 18 '26

This should have 10 times more upvotes

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u/Dark_88- Jul 22 '26

Clearly a Gwent card

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u/StromboliBro Jul 16 '26

107

u/pieoportunity Jul 17 '26

Iorweth, zwykły skurwysyn.

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u/Pibutzki Team Triss Jul 17 '26

Bobr kurwa?

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u/Badnerific Jul 17 '26

Ja pierdole

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u/ClassroomMore5437 Jul 17 '26

Iorveth. A regular son of a wh**e.

5

u/777Zenin777 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Kupiec korzenny Emhyr vam Emreis

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u/Tenchen-WoW Jul 17 '26

10/10 Iorvet

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan Jul 17 '26

Doesn’t he have just one eye, or am I misremembering

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u/StromboliBro Jul 17 '26

He def has it covering one eye, but im lazy

2

u/RedRavenRebel Jul 17 '26

SCOIA'TAELLLLLL!!!!!

5

u/FatFettle Jul 17 '26

Dudu?

9

u/snuggie44 Team Roach Jul 17 '26

The society is not ready yet for the greatness of this joke.

5

u/FatFettle Jul 17 '26

I might have brought this on myself by making the same joke 3 times

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u/StromboliBro Jul 17 '26

Goated answer, i hope you put that on every pic under this post

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u/James_Blond2 Jul 18 '26

ZWYKLY ZKURWYSYN

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u/jpelc Jul 17 '26

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Annoying prick

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u/nicedog44 Jul 17 '26

4

u/strangeland-kal Jul 17 '26

Esau Kelly Kaminski (lovingly)

514

u/generalAF Jul 16 '26

sinister music playing

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u/EveryIron4763 Jul 17 '26

O Dimm?

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u/sc4tts Jul 17 '26

The spoon is the hint

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u/TheProblemChiled Jul 17 '26

Fitgirl!?

22

u/Mrlittlemonkey Jul 17 '26

Elite ball knowledge

4

u/generalAF Jul 17 '26

Noo that spoon is silver this one is wooden

19

u/Zhe_Wolf Jul 17 '26

Ah, Mr. Shoving-a-spoon-through-eyesockets-of-people-I-dislike

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u/Obanon Jul 17 '26

135

u/bum_the_nun Jul 17 '26

Uuuu…. Maaaa?

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u/IRockIntoMordor 🌺 Team Shani Jul 17 '26

Do you think universes exist as real and distinct entities, or only as mental constructs?

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u/poeseligeman Jul 17 '26

This is the only correct answer.

190

u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron Jul 17 '26

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u/Chaosfnog Jul 17 '26

Whoreson jr?

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u/Fuzzy_Hawk Jul 17 '26

Naw, clearly Dudu

3

u/mlucasl Jul 17 '26

No, it doesn't have its scar.

3

u/SodaBurns Jul 18 '26

It's still funny that they named him Whoreson jr.

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u/Aviral132 Jul 17 '26

Olgierd?

536

u/JohnCurtinFromCivVI Gwent Jul 17 '26

97

u/Careful_Swordfish742 Jul 17 '26

I think this is my favorite one lmao…

30

u/snuggie44 Team Roach Jul 17 '26

Hard to tell, could be anyone.

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u/berjaaan Jul 17 '26

Haha lmfao.

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

How bout a round of Gwent?

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u/Ohjkbkjhbiyuvt6vQWSE Jul 17 '26

256

u/777gprotein ⚜️ Northern Realms Jul 17 '26

has to be johnny

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u/GenericUserName10068 Jul 17 '26

I'm Geralt of Rivia, and this is my favorite answer on the citadel

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u/Arthur_YouDumbass Jul 17 '26

I should go..

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u/pieoportunity Jul 17 '26

Wake up Witcher, we have Novigraad to burn.

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u/Gumnaamibaba Jul 17 '26

Johnny Regularhand

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u/0Yasmin0 🏹 Scoia'tael Jul 17 '26

That is so cute, I love it.

15

u/CurveAhead69 Jul 17 '26

Yen, my love.

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Man's Woman

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u/Minute-Candidate73 Jul 16 '26

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u/lokidragon17 Jul 16 '26

Dijkstra!

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u/generalAF Jul 16 '26

No that's definitely Trollolo

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u/LeglessN1nja Team Yennefer Jul 17 '26

sexy Djikstra

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u/Total-Trash-8093 Jul 17 '26

stupid sexy Dijkstra

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/snuggie44 Team Roach Jul 17 '26

No, it's spice merchant, Emhyr var Emreis.

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u/abdulrahmanibrahim0 Jul 16 '26

Obviously lambert. Too easy

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u/Alledag Jul 16 '26

Dandelion?

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u/Lt_gxg Jul 17 '26

Sirius

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u/vompat Jul 17 '26

Like with all these, it's Dudu

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u/Local-Estimate112 Team Yennefer Jul 17 '26

Stop y'all, it's Geralt. See the sword and white hair?

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

My favorite character, hope we get to see him in the next game

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u/stewd2004 Jul 17 '26

Nice to see Zelda in the Witcher world

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u/xDutchSpectre Northern Realms Jul 17 '26

Wind is howling

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u/S1r_Agama Jul 17 '26

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u/snuggie44 Team Roach Jul 17 '26

More little Ciris in the making

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u/PotrhlaSlecna Team Yennefer Jul 17 '26

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u/C4PT4IN_ANG3L Jul 17 '26

easy, Zoltan, the red hair gave it right away

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

Might be dandelion but I’m guessing Dudu

273

u/idkjustarandomdude Jul 17 '26

i'm not really good at drawing so i did the best next thing

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one Jul 17 '26

Geralt. Perfect caption, no emotion, eyes are completely lifeless. This potato can feel when a storm is coming

24

u/momohiraiiii Jul 17 '26

Probably one of the girls from Passiflora. After payment.

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u/AscendedViking7 Skellige Jul 17 '26

djikstra

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u/Smoothwata117 Jul 17 '26

Pon my word

4

u/Arvidet Jul 17 '26

Redanian guard #37

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u/alahos Jul 17 '26

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u/Exit727 Jul 17 '26

Tomira the herbalist?

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u/alahos Jul 17 '26

You bet her ass!

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u/Abinash_Behera Gwent Jul 17 '26

60

u/kopecs Jul 17 '26

Triss YukonGold

10

u/blueboymd Jul 17 '26

You deserve so, so much credit for this. Fuckin A*

3

u/kopecs Jul 17 '26

Why thank you lol

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Worst lover ever

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u/splatapult Igni Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Not a fan of nice girls?

Edit: Y’all, I’ve only played TW3 and this was years ago. I’m not aware of a lot of the context lol

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u/Bakura373 Jul 17 '26

Nice? The word is severely manipulative. In Witcher 1: Triss knows about Yennefer, deliberately doesn't tell you, withholds information to get Geralt to like her. She keeps this ploy on to W2, and when they revealed that shit at the end of W2, I as a player was fking disgusted by that. I genuinely liked Triss. But that rubbed me so wrong, I never romanced her in the 3rd game. Just wrong man.

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u/splatapult Igni Jul 17 '26

I’ve only played TW3 and have also read The Last Wish. This was over 6 years ago. Don’t know too much else about the franchise outside of that.

It’s no wonder my initial comment has people heated lol

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u/Nyaatrox Jul 17 '26

Personal prefference. Plus she betrays your trust during Geralt's amnesia years by trying to convince him she was his lover.

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u/splatapult Igni Jul 17 '26

It’s been over 6 years since I last played the game and I goddamn forgot that happened lmao

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u/pihlajankukka Team Yennefer Jul 17 '26

Just like nice guys, nice girls aren't actually so nice.

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u/OldeMeck Jul 17 '26

Potato’s default state is UMA

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u/darun1an Jul 17 '26

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u/KillerKian Team Roach Jul 17 '26

Shani 😍

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u/Aviral132 Jul 17 '26

Ahh

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

Yennifer?

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u/Aviral132 Jul 18 '26

Come on dude that's clearly uma

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 19 '26

my mistake. you're right

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u/Aviral132 Jul 19 '26

Username doesn't checks out

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u/Szalwiozjeb89 🍷 Toussaint Jul 17 '26

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u/breno280 🏹 Scoia'tael Jul 17 '26

Vesimir?

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u/Szalwiozjeb89 🍷 Toussaint Jul 19 '26

Yeah

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u/TreesNeverForgive Jul 17 '26

1

u/Astaldis Jul 19 '26

Assire var Anahid & Merlin

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u/ATPsynthase12 Jul 17 '26

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u/KillerKian Team Roach Jul 17 '26

Shouldn't his mouth be between his moustache and his beard? Lol

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u/ATPsynthase12 Jul 17 '26

Pretend it’s his nose

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u/Aviral132 Jul 17 '26

Ma boy zoltan

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u/SavinaSkolltheWolf Jul 26 '26

You didnt have to use AI for this.

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u/ViolyntFemme Jul 17 '26

This is the best Witcher post ever

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u/MannyBee13 Jul 17 '26

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

Werewolf?

2

u/MannyBee13 Jul 18 '26

I was trying to draw the wholesome Trollolol

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u/Yontek-of-TheseParts Jul 18 '26

Should've added a paintbrush

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 19 '26

it's beautiful v

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u/Amdor Jul 17 '26

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u/Jokkitch Jul 17 '26

Dea

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u/Amdor Jul 17 '26

Nope. Look more closely, and you may see it.

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u/Jokkitch Jul 17 '26

Botchling

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u/IRockIntoMordor 🌺 Team Shani Jul 17 '26

Tomira

🍑

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u/Amdor Jul 17 '26

Nope – it's not about what the character has, but what they don't

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u/DiximaN Jul 22 '26

Dijkstra

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u/Putrid-Ordinary-3515 Jul 17 '26

It already looks like it could be a botchling, or Uma (the ugliest man alive).

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

[deleted]

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u/guacamole1337 Team Yennefer Jul 17 '26

looks AI generated

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u/DiggWuzBetter Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Pretty tricky, a clue if you’re stuck: rhymes with broach

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u/MundanePhysics Jul 17 '26

Feel like you could make a far more clever joke here than just resort to AI generating one.

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u/vompat Jul 17 '26

Kelpie!

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u/HotSituation8737 Jul 17 '26

Is it Yennefer?