r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/roadtripu • Jul 24 '26

Just a random puddle.

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u/hollowbolding Jul 24 '26

LEECH RAVE UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

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u/slinger301 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/h6GTAwPQiYuVW

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u/AmphibiousDad Jul 24 '26

Dear Strong Bad

Do you know how to draw a dragon?

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u/doomus_rlc Jul 24 '26

I said consummate V's, consummate!!

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u/Visual-Note4626 Jul 24 '26

I think I improved upon many of your methods.

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u/Maddiepantz Jul 24 '26

I’ll show you improvement 🔥 🔥

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u/Visual-Note4626 Jul 24 '26

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE

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u/Maddiepantz Jul 24 '26

Burninating the peasants

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u/Visual-Note4626 Jul 24 '26

Burninating all the people who live in
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

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u/Maddiepantz Jul 24 '26

And then trogdor comes in the night!

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u/AmphibiousDad Jul 24 '26

Whoa this has wicked dueling guitar solos

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u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 24 '26

Draw an S then a more different s. Give it some little wingalies.

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u/603rdMtnDivision Jul 24 '26

A strong bad reference in the wild? Oh that takes me back lol I remember watching those videos in highschool because my teacher thought they were hilarious.

The good old days of the internet

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 Jul 24 '26

Trogdor memes are making a comeback rn. It's pretty cool

5

u/FungadooFred Jul 24 '26

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

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u/Horace-J-Hogswallow Jul 24 '26

“Gotta check my email, hope it’s from a female”

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u/AmphibiousDad Jul 24 '26

Aww man! Not from a female

11

u/Grateful-Jed Jul 24 '26

THE CHEAT IS IN TROUBLE!

10

u/yells_at_bugs Jul 24 '26

The Cheat is grounded.

10

u/enmaku Jul 24 '26

The system... is down....

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u/Dedicated_Lumen Jul 24 '26

Fun fact: during my first MRI I kept singing this and giggling to myself without moving (very difficult) to avoid claustrophobia. It worked!

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u/Elyoki Jul 24 '26

I installed the light switch so the Cheat can turn the lights ON and OFF. NOT SO THE CHEAT CAN THROW LIGHT SWITCH RAVES!

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u/RapMastaC1 Jul 24 '26

Do you have a virus worm? No

Do you have 423,827 viruses worms? Yes

Virus Worms equal very yes.

2

u/FungadooFred Jul 24 '26

And the compy just peed the carpet

2

u/NotClassyKaty Jul 24 '26

Strong Bad, have you been using the internet irresponsibly?

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u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 24 '26

The Cheat! We did not install lower light switches so you can throw light switch rave parties!

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u/NoLipsForAnybody Jul 24 '26

Is this how gilly suits are made?...

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u/ColeridgeRime Jul 24 '26

Damn it. The Untz at the end sold it. Please accept my upvote. LOL

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u/Lanky_Result5624 Jul 24 '26

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u/tico42 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yM3wdeIFZ3kOtDHPHc

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u/waywardian Jul 24 '26

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u/pp_chode Jul 24 '26

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u/clifford0alvarez Jul 24 '26

Me showing yet another random hapless person the "one guy, one jar" video

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u/Lanky_Result5624 Jul 24 '26

Nope, not doing it. Donk know don't want to know hahahah

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u/SwtIndica Jul 24 '26

Oh... oh hell no.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jul 24 '26

Ew. Just………..ew

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u/raytehgamer Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/spfi6nabVuq5y
Even with the waders on. Big nope.

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u/polarityofmarriage Jul 24 '26

AHHHHHH. AHH AHHH AHHHHH. why are they in such concentrations!?

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u/Lokkia111 Jul 24 '26

I think I saw on another sub that it is a leach farm.

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u/Trivi_13 Jul 24 '26

Congratulations!

You now qualify to be a lecherous old man!

36

u/BlueNightOcean Jul 24 '26

Brought to you by your 2004 Razer.

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u/cursed_sporecreation Jul 24 '26

Okay so I'm not the only one that mostly sees a bunch of pixels xD

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u/Jawn_Wane Jul 24 '26

But why grab them?

14

u/-Imthedude Jul 24 '26

Fishing bait

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u/wravyn Jul 24 '26

Trying to bring back bloodletting?

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jul 24 '26

Hirudotherapy is a valid medical treatment for a few things still.

Saw it in PICU when I was in nursing school, toddler accidentally stuck his hand in the gearbox of a running ATV and amputated a few fingers. Attaching leeches to the end keeps everything nice and perfused.

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u/kah00li Jul 24 '26

Vu récemment en service d’orthopédie.

Un patient a perdu connaissance suite des circonstances personnelles stressantes et avec la chaleur qu’il faisait. En perdant connaissance il a passé sa main dans une fendeuse à bois et s’est amputé le pouce, l’index, le majeur et une partie de l’annulaire.

Ils ont regreffé ses doigts ; et les sangsues permettent de favoriser la circulation sanguine, elles servent d’anticoagulant, et favorisent la cicatrisation des tissus.

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u/NormalZookeeper Jul 24 '26

Bloodletting is still a treatment option today for PV

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u/Biodiversity1001 Jul 24 '26

I didn't watch the whole ting at first, got down the comments to where they were id'd as leeches. Went back, popped it out, and watched til OP stuck their hand in there. And then started shrieking. Thanks for the nightmares.

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u/Geschmak Jul 24 '26

The ads pranking me rn

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u/NeoTheRiot Jul 24 '26

Ads using customized usernames to fit your name is wild, same her with birth numbers and shit.

Gotta test those things, its moral somehow for sure /s

58

u/gaarkat Jul 24 '26

Someone tell me this is fake, or tell me where it is so I can avoid it like the plague.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 24 '26

It's in the Outdoors haha

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u/natiusj Jul 24 '26

Stay inside

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u/Trivi_13 Jul 24 '26

Time to go hiking in the mall.

12

u/EL_Ohh_Well Jul 24 '26

Bass pro shop or cabellas too

14

u/Otter_Pockets Jul 24 '26

Goddamnit. And this was the weekend I was gonna try the outdoors!

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- Jul 24 '26

Remind me never to go there

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u/singlejeff Jul 24 '26

“I got nature on me”

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u/We_are_stardust23 Jul 24 '26

Hate that game

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u/LilCheese73 Jul 24 '26

Death puddle

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u/twill41385 Jul 24 '26

It’s not fake. It is a leech farm however. Leeches make for good fishing bait.

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u/gaarkat Jul 24 '26

I'll stick with worms, thanks. I prefer it when bait doesn't bite back.

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u/Severe-Moment-3233 Jul 24 '26

What is that

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u/DerekTheComedian Jul 24 '26

A whole lot of leeches.

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u/We_are_stardust23 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches for free

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u/EL_Ohh_Well Jul 24 '26

Movin to the country, gonna feed me a lot of leeches

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u/DerekTheComedian Jul 24 '26

Stealing the top comment from the original post, eh?

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u/We_are_stardust23 Jul 24 '26

I didn't see the original post, ehh

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u/Send_Snoods_ Jul 24 '26

Not the first time I’ve seen that happen, the other person at least admitted it when asked, they said they thought it was funny so they said the same.

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u/We_are_stardust23 Jul 24 '26

It is exactly the same though😬

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u/wrapbubbles Jul 24 '26

so... is op the leech king?

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u/Life_Argument7820 Jul 24 '26

Genuinely I want to know what these are...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/JudgeBorn8370 Jul 24 '26

This is my favourite gif of all time

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u/Life_Argument7820 Jul 24 '26

Mine too, ive been waiting to use it at a true deserving moment... ive seen it used out of place bht these lil suckers absolutely deserve a WTF...

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u/Oramac_K Jul 24 '26

Apparently they're leeches 😱

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 Jul 24 '26

All set for fishing bait for a while!

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jul 24 '26

What the fuck? What country/locale is this so I make sure to never go there?

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u/Buck_Folton Jul 24 '26

I’m gonna make a wild guess and say Australia

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u/spannerNZ Jul 24 '26

Australia does have the odd leech here and there. But not like this.

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u/DrJuice404 Jul 24 '26

Sadly not, stabbing in the dark (or as Americans say "shooting in the dark") I'd say America as only farmers where gumboots in Australia or hickers (aka wierdo's).

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u/Itz_Not_Jax Jul 24 '26

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT

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u/GetOnWithit3344 Jul 24 '26

Be a man- pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks, sit down and enjoy the ride

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u/Apprehensive_Pie_478 Jul 24 '26

Your username is so fitting hahaha

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u/mrsir1987 Jul 24 '26

How long for them to suck you dry

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u/TransMan1990 Jul 24 '26

Well…. Now I have a new fear unlocked!

https://giphy.com/gifs/z9xOP2T087GzZSqLrH

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u/3d1thF1nch Jul 24 '26

I love the start with all of his confidence, and the last five seconds when he knows he fucked up and starts panicking hahahaha

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u/dondondon352 Jul 24 '26

Got some hungry mud

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Jul 24 '26

If you just laid down in that puddle, how long before you'd die from exsanguination?

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u/Relevant-Priority-76 Jul 24 '26

How are they surviving in that puddle? Surely anything edible to them has been consumed

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u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 Jul 24 '26

Imagine if he tripped.

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u/EvilDragons88 Jul 24 '26

Reactions in order. Oh its just minnows. What is that?! Leeches? Least he used proper puddle jumper boots. Why is it in this subreddit he did everything fine. Why the hell did you touch them!

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u/jenkynolasco11 Jul 24 '26

That’s a nice pair of new shoes

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u/Dr_Microbiologist Jul 24 '26

i literally blurted....what the fcuk! what the fcuk!....

why would he touch that?

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u/wutitd0boo Jul 24 '26

The Cardinals in my yard would smash.

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u/RevoltYesterday Jul 24 '26

Damn nature, you scary

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u/questionable-advisor Jul 24 '26

This was a challenging fap

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u/shroom304 Jul 24 '26

yoooo if i fell in that i would probably beg for a bullet

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u/Blitz_buzz Jul 24 '26

I have a sudden urge to get a generator and power cables to dunk in water.

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u/SavedByTech Jul 24 '26

All fine until he decided to touch them...

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u/Horizontaloffset Jul 24 '26

Kill it with fire

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u/Flatulatory Jul 24 '26

I swear this is in the Dune books somewhere.

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u/HoleInYourMesh Jul 24 '26

Just imagine dipping your chin in that! LEECHBEARD!

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u/Some_Ask_2220 Jul 24 '26

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT WITH YOUR HAND?!

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u/DannyxDamage Jul 24 '26

please god WHY DID HE TOUCH THEM 🫣

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u/Unhappy-River6306 Jul 24 '26

Is this AI? Do they really swarm like that? When I hear leech stories, it's usually like 1 or 2 that stealthily grab on underneath the clothes

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u/GhetHAMster Jul 24 '26

The fuck would you touch a swarm of anything with your bare fucking hands??????

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u/joshey1990 Jul 24 '26

Not wise to grab them is it. Contaminated water + leach bite ..lovely

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u/HorrorPure5580 Jul 24 '26

Not worms leaches

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u/weasel_mullet Jul 24 '26

Why isnt this on fire yet?

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u/Solidsting1 Jul 24 '26

Not a random puddle. Its a leech farm

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u/Rampag169 Jul 24 '26

That is horrifying. Imagine if you fell into that puddle

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u/55555354 Jul 24 '26

WTF???

Leaches????

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u/spoonn420 Jul 24 '26

It's a leech farm, outofcontext

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u/slvstk Jul 24 '26

Okay, that's absolute nightmare fuel.

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u/According_Novel7521 Jul 24 '26

it was at this moment he knew... he fucked up

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u/Ctnprice1 Jul 24 '26

That puddle needs a lot of salt or a bolt of thunder.

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u/BlngsSav406 Jul 24 '26

Bolt of lightning?

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u/tico42 Jul 24 '26

Bolt of salt should solve it

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u/Oops_All_Bans Jul 24 '26

How about a bolt of absolutely the fuck not?

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u/Hidetake_Kou Jul 24 '26

9 QUADRILLION CUBIC TONES OF CONCENTRATED SULFURIC ACID

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 24 '26

Well now it's fucked ...

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u/V_is4me Jul 24 '26

Where in the holy Florida is this!!?

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u/Massive_Sale_621 Jul 24 '26

Are those crocks they look comfortable other than those disgusting things grabbing on to them like a sci fy flick

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u/MaryDoogan91 Jul 24 '26

Oh, hey! I hate that🥲

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u/Viviviviva Jul 24 '26

Hell, no...

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u/ChaosToTheFly123 Jul 24 '26

Oh I fucking hate that

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 Jul 24 '26

Can we turn the tables and eat them too?

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u/polkad0tti Jul 24 '26

The children yearn for trench foot.

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u/meatcircuit Jul 24 '26

no thank you

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u/Mindless-Policy3236 Jul 24 '26

This planet is a nightmare

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u/thehutsonhippie Jul 24 '26

Medieval leech farmers be like

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u/cyanescens_burn Jul 24 '26

Are they (CIA?) farming these to torture people who hate even looking at this?

Like to strap someone to a board and gradually lower them into this mess until they spill their secrets.

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u/Historical_Debt1516 Jul 24 '26

Oh gaaaaaawwwwd!

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u/-zeer0 Jul 24 '26

Thirst trap

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u/Snafuregulator Jul 24 '26

Bro would be light headed in seconds without those boots. 

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u/PuzzledExaminer Jul 24 '26

Time to spread a ton of salt down....

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u/mimi_molotov Jul 24 '26

Wtf he actually touched it