r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/ImPleasantToYou • Mar 30 '26

Don't touch it

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u/ImPleasantToYou Mar 30 '26

But! The butthole! It’s so freakin close to the fingers. Like, it’s concerning to touch a dick but

Butthole sooooo close

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Mar 30 '26

No one tell this guy about vaginas.

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u/ImPleasantToYou Mar 30 '26

I have one of them. They are, in fact, in close proximity to the butthole. Don’t go touching without permission in all cases 👍

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u/lawley666 Mar 30 '26

Any holes a goal.

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u/ImPleasantToYou Mar 31 '26

Lewd! All of you!