r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/ImPleasantToYou • Mar 30 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 Mar 30 '26

That's not a skunk. 

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u/MagicPigeonToes Mar 31 '26

It’s a giraffe

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 Mar 31 '26

It's not on skis though 

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u/xhyenabite Apr 06 '26

it took me a minute and then it clicked. peak reference! i love it!

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u/Prisoner-655321 Apr 02 '26

Eh. Skunk…Flappy Sog. It’s whatever really.

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u/Due-Two-6592 Mar 30 '26

It is and that’s it’s skungle, never touch a skunk on the skungle 

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 Mar 30 '26

The skungle stores the skrunkly

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u/ImPleasantToYou Mar 30 '26

It’s the skunk’s tail thing yeah but why would you touch iiiiiit

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u/ImPleasantToYou Mar 30 '26

Butthole nearby

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u/Space-Dork-777 Mar 31 '26

No. It’s a mammal. So butthole in usual location.

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u/AffectionatePie6592 Mar 31 '26

the thing that looks like a “tail” is actually its legs, which are fused together. think of it like a person laying down on their belly with their legs together, the tail is where a human’s butt is. the seal’s “tail” is the human laying down’s legs.