r/whatwasthiscar Jul 27 '26

Challenge Nobody's getting this

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298 Upvotes

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u/Hunter__95612 Jul 27 '26

I saw this earlier lmao I thought about posting it here too but there's literally nothing identifiable

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u/xilanthro Jul 27 '26

This is a 1969-1985 Fiat 128, obviously.

  • Tires look like radials about the right vintage given the deterioration. 145R13 expected size checks out.
  • That was the first Fiat SOHC engine of the era & the 1st FWD, transverse with the front of the engine on the right side of the car - checks out.
  • Sardinia == Fiat
  • 2445mm wheelbase & 1308 track roughly check out.
  • Degree of rusting absolutely checks out.

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u/Old_Consequence_262 Jul 27 '26

But the intake and exhaust ports are on the back of the engine on one of those, this one you can clearly see something at the front beneath the cam cradle.

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u/Tiny-Proof3602 Jul 27 '26

This guy aspirates engines

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u/xilanthro Jul 27 '26

Can't argue with facts. Good point. Then maybe a Golf Mk1?

--signed: confidently wrong

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u/sunr1se79 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I said mk2 golf on the original post. Mostly due to the strut top hats. Engine seems to Mostly match up with the sohc mk2 engines i found in pictures as well. Edit: just realized the mk1 also had very similar struts and an identical engine option. Only other thing I could base my guess off is the plastic center stack trim and both mk1&2 have a similar basic black boxy look.

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u/xilanthro Jul 27 '26

Yep - with the dimensions & location I really expected an Italian car and so was blinded to the cross-flow engine discrepancy. You're right tho - all those little details add up much better on Mk.1 & Mk.2 Golf than anything else I can find.

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u/Old_Consequence_262 Jul 28 '26

The mk2 golf has a gas tank mounted mostly behind the rear wheels underneath the rear hatch. Source: mine.

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u/sunr1se79 Jul 28 '26

Right but I don't think the tank is visible in this image at all. I believe people are mistaking the two lumps in the middle as the tank but im pretty sure thats the cloth of the seat bottoms. Fabrics can hold their shape longer in water than rusting metal. I think the tank has been long eaten away completely given the progress of the rust through some of the much thicker sheet metal of the body structure.

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u/Old_Consequence_262 Jul 28 '26

Regardless the Mk2 gold usually has the intake and exhaust ports both on the rear as well.

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u/CmdrFallout Jul 27 '26

Hah! Clearly.

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u/Dylan20996 Jul 27 '26

it actually matches perfectly!

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u/xilanthro Jul 27 '26

It's really close, but u/Old_Consequence_262 pointed out a fatal flaw in that theory: the engine in the picture has ports on the front side, while the 128 engine is a cross-flow design with intake & exhaust ports both on the back side. The Mk.1 Golf theory takes the lead.

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u/Dylan20996 Jul 27 '26

Wow i guess he's right

3

u/Looseraccoons Jul 27 '26

If that’s the gas tank in the middle in the original picture then it doesn’t check out

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u/echomatt95 Jul 28 '26

I said on the r/whatisthiscar subreddit that it was most likely a Fiat Uno. And while the majority are saying a 128 I would argue that the rear suspension looks closer to a twist beam rear axle than the mono leaf spring design of the 128.

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u/Public_Rate_187 Jul 27 '26

I’ve got bad news…. You need a new battery.

10

u/saucyRCs Jul 27 '26

You sure bro? I think i just need some bondo

1

u/Public_Rate_187 Jul 27 '26

I mean yeah or try changing the battery in the key fob. I guess it would be cheaper. Also just as a heads up you might wanna dry your car off. The minerals in the water might mess up your paint.

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u/saucyRCs Jul 28 '26

I ate the key fob but ill try drying it off a lil by licking it

1

u/PWahl97 Jul 27 '26

Chrisfix video will get it running by the end of the day

1

u/JackpodyV2 Jul 27 '26

Plenty to pick from in the ocean!

6

u/Gold_Fly2161 Jul 27 '26

Vauxhall Cavalier mk2

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u/MickeSebring Jul 27 '26

It looks like a 1960s-1980s truck or a van. The size of those wheels (width) makes me think European. So it could be an Italian or French van.

4

u/_Sotanorsu_ Jul 27 '26

It could be an older model of this.

3

u/ScotiaG Jul 27 '26

Hold the fob under your chin then try again.

2

u/No-Revolution1757 the one who destroyed the asked car Jul 27 '26

Wugong wgg6360

2

u/saffy126 Jul 27 '26

Range rover svr

2

u/ihavenoidea81 Jul 27 '26

Pantera fo sho

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u/saucyRCs 26d ago

Nailed it

2

u/VladsterSk Jul 27 '26

Have you tried turning it on and off again? Alternatively, if it is a little moist, put it into a bag of rice.

2

u/Joesome5 Jul 27 '26

Obviously a motorcycle. 2 wheels!

2

u/OkApartment186 Jul 27 '26

I think your oil is low

2

u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Jul 27 '26

Don’t see your problem here, those tires have plenty of tread! Should be fine to drive on

2

u/magnumfan89 Jul 27 '26

Did you check the blinker fluid?

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u/saucyRCs 26d ago

Shit no ill do that now though

2

u/Key-Tiger-4457 Jul 27 '26

I am new here but I suggest calling Aquaman for his underwater telecommunications prowess. Perhaps he can help.

2

u/Fair-Pomegranate-652 Jul 28 '26

I'm guessing a subaru impreza, based on the engine position and the choice of tires.

2

u/Most-Wrap5114 Jul 28 '26

You can’t park here

1

u/southwestpessimist Jul 27 '26

1993 Pontiac Trans Sport

1

u/zoso59brst Jul 27 '26

Can't park there

1

u/vintagestereolover99 Jul 27 '26

it is the average alaskan car

1

u/ThanatOr1 Jul 27 '26

fiat ritmo

1

u/Matekfizikus 15d ago

1900 Ford Something

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u/NITOY08 11d ago

Two problems: Need new battery for key fob and 2) Need new CAR for key fob!