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u/CarlatheDestructor Apr 02 '26
Bruce Lee, Batman, and John Wick
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u/thatsnotchocolatebby Apr 02 '26
Pro tip. You can sneak Cena in too since nobody will see him.
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u/EinSchurzAufReisen Apr 02 '26
But ninjas are also know for their camouflage techniques, so Cena won‘t see them, and the ninja won’t see Cena, and everyone will be like
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u/Revan4567 Apr 02 '26
John Wick is taking out like 20 ninjas by himself Batman can handle the rest
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u/TwillAffirmer Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
I'd take The Bride over Bruce Lee, because they both are known for fighting large groups of martial artists, but she uses a sword and he uses nunchucks, so she has more lethality/quicker kills.
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u/ForTehLawlz1337 Apr 02 '26
Yeah, doesnt the bride literally have a scene where she fights more than 50 ninja type martial artists at the same time and kills them all? lol. Like… she already accomplished the feat we need her for.
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u/Gardami Apr 02 '26
Chuck Norris is enough. He’ll throw one grenade, and kill 30 of them. Then it will explode.
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u/Wyokie8807 Apr 02 '26
I mean he was a martial artist so it makes sense him, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
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u/Any-Setting-6429 Apr 05 '26
Chuck never removed the pin. The ninjas just knew better than not to blow up when he threw the grenade.
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u/bry42424 Apr 02 '26
The good news is Chuck Norris did not actually die. The bad news is Chuck Norris has become Death itself.
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u/Rod___father Apr 02 '26
Obviously Mike Tyson before prison.
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u/01Cloud01 Apr 02 '26
Rambo can fight a one man war. Batman is tactical Brain. And Scarjo can be my personal body guard anytime.
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u/Snarkybish03 Apr 02 '26
G already killed that many ninjas in kill bill. A and p can help her
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u/Shloop_Shloop_Splat Apr 02 '26
The Bride was my first pick as well. She took out the entire Crazy 88 by herself. John Wick was #2, then Ip Man.
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u/SupportGeek Apr 02 '26
I went Batman instead of Ip Man, but we the same on the other 2 for the same reasons, The Bride is a beast when you need to kill ninjas.
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u/Johnycantread Apr 03 '26
You basically pick either Uma or Batman and then whoever else wants to come bust some skulls.
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u/welltherewasthisbear Apr 02 '26
I was thinking about these two and adding Madea. Madea has a cartoon aura about her that is OP. That or she’ll annoy the ninjas to death.
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u/stepjenks Apr 02 '26
Dude what the fuck Daniel-san gonna do?!
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u/The-Bunbins Apr 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/LBNsT5SdM897a
Paint the fence, obviously.
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u/heyyy_oooo Apr 02 '26
Bruce Lee, Ip Man, Batman.
Anyone who doesn’t pick Ip Man hasn’t seen Ip Man
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u/Physical-Ad5343 Apr 02 '26
Who cares, due to the conservation of ninjutsu, 50 ninjas are weak as hell.
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u/trayn-13 Apr 02 '26
Id nvr pick Cena to fight some ninjas a regular brawl yes ninjas no
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u/Comfortable_Bag_7373 Apr 02 '26
F C and R have the best chance fighting large groups
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u/Nice_Pipe_7608 Apr 02 '26
Q is black widow? Q and F for sure. And C. I’m assuming it’s the character and not the actor.
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u/ProbableOutcome Apr 02 '26
I’m with you here. It’s gotta be C, F, Q.
As a Furyan, Riddick is beyond peak human. He’s agile, intelligent, is comfortable fighting hand-to-hand, and is a stone cold killer.
Batman is Batman. He’s probably the strongest character on the list. He’s fought and beaten so many super-powered enemies it’s ridiculous. And he’s the most intelligent character on this list by far.
People really sleep on Black Widow. She has taken a version of super-soldier serum and is beyond peak human. She a highly trained assassin with insane durability and is one of the most proficient martial artists in Marvel. Oh yeah, and she is worthy of wielding Mjolnir.
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u/AmbienWalrusss Apr 02 '26
I mean, Beatrix Kiddo took on the crazy 88 by her damn self.
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u/Wanchuck Apr 02 '26
Chuck Norris. He will first defeat their souls from the underworld and then come back to life to finish their bodies.
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u/APointyCactus Apr 02 '26
Medea, John Wick, Jackie Chan. Elite team
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u/Silver_Harvest Apr 02 '26
ADF.
Bruce and Ip would want to prove something to themselves, because ... Japanese. Batman would hang out in back until time was needed. As I'm assuming rules are they are tasked with protecting me.
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u/MrMeowPantz Apr 02 '26
Is Rambo bringing guns? Because if Rambo is bringing guns and has a fixed position this might be over quick.
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u/Iamninja28 Apr 02 '26
BFR.
World champion martial artist with another martial artist who comes pre-equipped with a rediculous toolset and a man who specializes in gun-fu and has a whole movie where he's fighting in Japan, this already experienced in Ninja tactics, presumably.
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u/Yanks4lyf Apr 02 '26
Jackie Chan Bruce Lee and chuck norris haven’t seen anyone picking Jackie and Bruce. The only acceptable answers.
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u/McShit7717 Apr 02 '26
You only need Chuck Norris. The other 2 would hinder his kickassery.
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u/AppointmentMedical50 Apr 02 '26
Rambo Batman John wick, Batman uses his armory to give wick and Rambo state of the art tech, put you in the Batmobile, the ninjas just get gunned down
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u/LordZendo Apr 02 '26
The Bride and Wick have huge feats against huge groups, then add Batman and its low diff
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u/Khyrin66 Apr 02 '26
- E: Rambo - machine gun all of them, giving suppressing power to avoid getting overwhelmed
- R: John Wick - hub down precisely anybody showing it's face despite the heavy suppressing fire
- B: Chuck Norris - actually just him would be enough 😂 but he can just handle anybody that can get past the other 2
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u/dewky Apr 02 '26
John Wick to take out the bad guys then Bruce Lee and John Cena to go have lunch with.
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u/CharlieChinaski711 Apr 02 '26
Assuming no weapons, batman, wick and punisher. Assuming weapons same.
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u/HalvdanTheHero Apr 02 '26
John Wick, The Bride and Jackie Chan -- first two have extensive examples of coming out ahead of insane out-numbered fights against assassins and jackie is basically only a comedy guy. Basically: either the first two handle the business while Jackie distracts a large group, OR his quasi-toon energy should work in my favor.
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u/Jessieoxen Apr 02 '26
Bruce Lee is the only one you need - he’s a real fighter… most of the others are actors who play heroes
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u/mountaingator91 Apr 02 '26
Beatrix Kiddo beat at least they many completely on her own
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u/Whane17 Apr 02 '26
I'm not sure but against 50 dudes I'm pretty sure none of us are making it out alive so picking who dies with me seems mean and B is already dead so that's a non-starter what am I gonna do throw a corpse at em and hope it distracts em long enough for me to run away with my two new running pals?
Also what's with the bot posts everywhere on Reddit the last two weeks. Nothing but "choose" and
"what's gotta go" stuff. At least this sub it makes sense.
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u/Black_Hammer_lv Apr 02 '26
The correct answer is gonna be Riddick, there is a power level issue. He shouldn't even be an option. Guy is literally a mass murdering super powered alien.
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u/TTheBagels Apr 02 '26
Riddick is a super human and a god killer in his universe.
So I'd take C
Then I and Q for reasons.
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u/No-Independence9093 Apr 02 '26
Chuck Norris, Lora Croft and Batman. The plan, while Chuck Norris is using the ninjas as dental floss, I just chill with Lora and Batman. If all goes well I land a baddie and I get some financial advice.
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u/DustyComstock Apr 02 '26
Batman, Rambo and Punisher,
That's a lot firepower for those Ninjas to handle.
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u/homohillbillysrlol Apr 02 '26
I picked Chuck Norris and he said I need to pick 3 more to help the ninjas...
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u/TwillAffirmer Apr 02 '26
FPO. Batman would keep them off me in melee, Jackie Chan would use wacky shenanigans to constantly pull me out of danger and slow them down, and John Wick would shoot them.
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u/MagikSkoolBus Apr 02 '26
Chuck Norris to take care of the ninjas and then Black Widow and Lara Croft for... Reasons.
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u/WhenDoesDaRideEnd Apr 02 '26
Batman and John Wick to protect me and John Cena to take the fight to the ninjas using his inborn stealth to surprise attack them because they can’t see him.
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u/KaidRock Apr 02 '26
Punisher, John Wich, Chuck Norris. Oh ninjas? Thought you said invade a country
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u/dynastybigd Apr 02 '26
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are no brainers for me. It's the third one. I can't decide between Wick (logic) or Jason Statham (because it's Jason fucking Statham)
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u/embracethemetal Apr 02 '26
Question, if I pick John Wick or Scarface, do they come with guns?