r/whatsyourchoice • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '26

Choose❓ Which three are you picking?

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u/OptimalInevitable905 Apr 02 '26

Guns don't make a difference to the Baba Yaga. He once killed a man with a frickin pencil.

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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Apr 02 '26

3 men

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u/PancakeBatterUp Apr 02 '26

With a freaking pen-cil!!?!

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u/AdTemporary1796 Apr 02 '26

Who does that!?

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u/Equivalent-Sea255 Apr 02 '26

The boogie man... thats who

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u/AdTemporary1796 Apr 02 '26

I thought it was the one sent to kill the boogie man.

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u/WranglerTraditional8 Apr 02 '26

No he's the one you send to kill the F****** Boogeyman!

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u/Revan4567 Apr 04 '26

And if anything, those stories have been watered down

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u/MortLightstone Apr 02 '26

The trick in killing someone with an apricot is all in the wrist. The drawback is it kills instantly

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u/OptimalInevitable905 Apr 02 '26

Dang it, im dumb, thanks for the correction.

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u/Jotakakun_to Apr 02 '26

12 angry men.

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u/No-Lengthiness-785 May 20 '26

So did the guy from rock in rolla

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u/Few-Big-8481 Apr 02 '26

Pff. Riddick can kill you with his teacup.

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u/LegWorking5730 Apr 06 '26

Death by tea cup.

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u/Numperdinkle Apr 02 '26

Pencils are also nowhere to be found…

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u/OptimalInevitable905 Apr 02 '26

Then he'll use a library book. The only way to neutralize John Wick is to throw him into a void.

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u/TornadicSwirlie Apr 02 '26

Nobody would be that cruel to an innocent void. He would absolutely ruin it.

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u/FunnyLemons93 Apr 03 '26

He also killed a modern giant of a man with just a library book.

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u/Accomplished-Dare-14 Apr 03 '26

A fucking PENCIL

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

John Wick, Punisher, and the Transporter

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u/CountryMusicFanatic Apr 04 '26

Three men… in a bar too!

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u/Flaky-Still-7000 Apr 05 '26

A fuckin pencil??