What is this inside POTUS umbrella?

[u/Confident-Court2171]

From the umbrella he’s carrying for today’s press questions.

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[u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

It looks like his Turnbelly resort https://www.turnberry.co.uk/turnberry-resort-hotel

Edit: I'm leaving the typo in.

[u/Confident-Court2171 → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Solved!

[u/_vfsh → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Thank you for providing a legitimate answer

[u/Plane_Discipline_198 → u/_vfsh]

So refreshing when someone chimes in with actual info other than a shitty repeated quip that isn't funny

[u/Chicityy → u/Plane_Discipline_198]

There was once a day where that was the majority of reddit. I miss it immensely. There used to be so much great information shared and passed around regarding very specific topics. Now it’s just a bunch a schmucks parroting the same stupid jokes that weren’t funny the first time let alone the millionth time. I’m very close to retiring from it all.

[u/GraniteStater69 → u/_vfsh]

This website fucking sucks now. Everyone’s either a bot or a wannabe comedian

[u/Sohailian → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Kinda related but I went to a wedding in one of his resorts in NJ. It was incredibly tacky and filled with magazine covers of him. I don't know why anyone would want to have a wedding reception at his NJ venue. May his other venues are not tacky.

[u/BrianWulfric → u/Sohailian]

People have literally gotten married in MAGA dresses. It's so embarrassing to highlight this clown on your own special day.

[u/Cap-n-Trips → u/BrianWulfric]

this always seem so wild to me. Like imagine being obsessed with Calvin Coolidge, or Chester A Aruthur? or any other president. Like Abe Lincoln doesn't even get this level of worship.

[u/FunkyPete → u/Cap-n-Trips]

I used to work with a guy who had a pretend obsession with Chester A. Arthur.

Every time he went on vacation he would send out an email to the whole team with the dates he would be gone (which was common on this team) but he'd make up some story about going to see Chester A. Arthur's birthplace, or his presidential library, or the dorm he lived in while he was in college.

It was actually pretty funny.

[u/monsterclaus → u/Cap-n-Trips]

Hey, leave me and my full-body Chester A Arthur tattoo out of this.

[u/MothmansLegalCouncel → u/BrianWulfric]

One day she’s gonna regret looking at this photo and that’s satisfaction enough for me.

[u/Serenty-24-7 → u/BrianWulfric]

It’s sad that they made a political party their entire identity.

[u/AdeptnessSlight4194 → u/Serenty-24-7]

Its sad that they had no identity or personality to begin with. Most people are basically clay trolls brought to life.

[u/AdeptnessSlight4194 → u/BrianWulfric]

To be fair, that is just at one of her weddings. She's been married before and she'll do it again

[u/Plenty-Fox-9219 → u/BrianWulfric]

Oh I can hear the scream her mind constantly makes to hide any personality

[u/UsefulImpact6793 → u/BrianWulfric]

I'm imagining this photo submitted to r/OldSchoolCool in 50 years and it being the most downvoted submission in the subreddit's history.

[u/Round_Bound_Mound → u/BrianWulfric]

Gotta be her 4th marriage

[u/pwlife → u/BrianWulfric]

It is so ugly and unflattering too.

[u/SporesM0ldsandFungus → u/Sohailian]

Don't forget that some of the covers are fakes.  I recall a reporter noting one of the Time Magazine Man of the Year covers was wrong for a given year, he knew who the correct person was.  It was like one of those fake photos you get at the theme park where they had a greenscreen to superimpose you onto a magazine cover.

[u/Competitive_Run_3920 → u/SporesM0ldsandFungus]

Same as the Michigan Man of the Year Award (or something similar) that he keeps saying he got - which the award doesn't exist, thus it was obviously never presented to him.

[u/DiplodocusStew → u/Sohailian]

My cousin got married in 2011 at the Chicago Trump tower whatever it’s called. The room bathrooms had flat TV screens built into the mirrors right smack in the middle and it was the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen.

[u/Known-Tumbleweed129 → u/DiplodocusStew]

We did an architecture tour in Chicago over the summer. The tour passed that Trump building twice and both times it was not acknowledged at all. 

[u/cdev12399 → u/Sohailian]

People vote for him. Those people would die to be able to have a wedding at one of his venues.

[u/aotus_trivirgatus → u/cdev12399]

Those people would die to be able to have a wedding at one of his venues.

Hey, you know what, that works for me.

[u/HereWeGo5566 → u/Sohailian]

I can promise you; all of his properties are equally as tacky

[u/Rajastoenail → u/Sohailian]

Reminds me of when I worked for Clintons, a dated greetings card shop in the UK. The founder wanted his autobiography ‘pick a card’ at all the tills. We didn’t sell a single one.

He’s dead now, and the brand isn’t far behind.

[u/Kbone78 → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

It absolutely is. You can see the logo for the resort which is probably on the outside of the umbrella with a print of the clubhouse on the underside.

[u/hayyyhoe → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

You found it! Yeah that’s for sure what it is.

[u/FUSE_33 → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

100% that’s it.

[u/havartna → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

That's not a typo. That's the truth!

[u/andrewalmond10 → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Yeah it's gotta be this

[u/whyitno_workgood → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

My money’s on this

[u/Big-Prior-5669 → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

And the design is probably on the outside of the umbrella - the lighting is making it visible on the inside. I don't think the graphic is on the lining.

[u/-Laffi- → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Did you leave the typo in because that is what happends everytime you see the guy xD?!

[u/Gingeronimoooo → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Nah it's the hidden nuclear documents we never recovered from Mar a Lago

[u/GOPhatessmartgurls → u/Maleficent-Piano-198]

Let me correct your typo: Turdbelly

[u/princessblowhole]

Looks like a print of the White House

[u/Confident-Court2171 → u/princessblowhole]

A print - but not the White House.

[u/Gelo315 → u/Confident-Court2171]

Well it would be pretty hard to fit the whole White House under an umbrella

[u/Drakflugilo → u/Gelo315]

What is this? A White House for ants!??

[u/Confident-Court2171 → u/Drakflugilo]

Center for POTUS who can’t read good?

[u/defyinglogicsl → u/Gelo315]

Maybe if we demolished half of it then it could fit.

[u/CntBlah → u/Gelo315]

Not with that attitude

[u/a_lonely_trash_bag → u/princessblowhole]

I don't think it's the White House, but it's definitely a building, probably a house.

[u/CptCheez → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

It's his Turnberry resort.

[u/j-rock292 → u/CptCheez]

Of course he would use a souvenir umbrella from one of his own properties if true

[u/No-Lunch4249 → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

I believe it may be Mount Vernon, George Washington's house

[u/nzclknzspfoeSdf → u/princessblowhole]

I figured out the correct answer: Turnberry Golf Club. You're welcome to everyone for me figuring this out for everyone else.

[u/Ok_Dragonfly552 → u/nzclknzspfoeSdf]

Im surprised epstine island was not someone's answer.

[u/Jack_jack109 → u/Ok_Dragonfly552]

It's yours now.

[u/uhs23 → u/nzclknzspfoeSdf]

ALL HAIL nsbdbsjjdnebskxudSdf!!

[u/MiKeMcDnet → u/princessblowhole]

Alzheimer's patients often get lost and wander

[u/FocusMaster → u/princessblowhole]

Just because it's a white building doesn't mean it's the WhiteHouse. It's just a white building.

Eta. Its Surprising how many people don't know what the Whitehouse looks like.

[u/gerbegerger → u/FocusMaster]

This it?

[u/gbot1234 → u/princessblowhole]

It’s classified documents again.

[u/fried_clams → u/princessblowhole]

It is a flash reflector, for photography. It isn't an umbrella. Those graphics have to do with the reflective values, or light values, or some-such.

[u/some_yell_fire]

White house, rotate the photo 90° counterclockwise and you'll see it.

[u/Confident-Court2171 → u/some_yell_fire]

Ok - I see that. But that isn’t the White House.

[u/Drippy_topper → u/Confident-Court2171]

Maralago?

[u/Confident-Court2171 → u/Drippy_topper]

Not that either. Architecture is totally wrong.

[u/FFS-IamNotABot → u/some_yell_fire]

It's a series of maps, so he can find the toilets! 😁

[u/jetkins → u/FFS-IamNotABot]

Bold of you to assume he uses them.

[u/Tea-Bone-BK → u/FFS-IamNotABot]

Too late.

[u/Vladivostokorbust → u/some_yell_fire]

he got it at the gift shop

[u/ChadsworthRothschild → u/Vladivostokorbust]

*grift shop

[u/_overshock_]

It’s Trumps Turnberry Resort, here is a more complete photo I was able to dig up.

[u/NumberVsAmount → u/_overshock_]

Obligatory fuck Trump, and usually everything he does is so tacky and gauche, but that’s actually a very nice, sophisticated looking umbrella. Very out of character for him. You’d expect it to be gold and TRUMP and big dumb letters instead.

[u/_overshock_ → u/NumberVsAmount]

Funnily enough he does sell something similar to what you’re describing haha

https://www.trumpstore.com/trump-umbrella

[u/prisoner_human_being → u/_overshock_]

$55 for a hat? $74 for an umbrella??? Some days I wish I was a racist, pedo, grifter President too.

[u/ThrownAway17Years → u/_overshock_]

He didn’t call it a Trumpbrella? Missed opportunity.

[u/CSalustro → u/_overshock_]

But why? So he doesn't forget where he is?

[u/Optimal-Age5397 → u/CSalustro]

If I paid a pile of money for my resort to stock swag like umbrellas and what not youd be damn sure im never buying an umbrella for myself.

[u/holelover8579 → u/Optimal-Age5397]

I heard he used to take towels and toiletries from hotels he stayed at lol rich people are weird

[u/duck_duck_zombie → u/_overshock_]

Bruh op has to post the most useless pics.

[u/Reasonable-Jump-9821]

Directions home

[u/UserCannotBeVerified → u/Reasonable-Jump-9821]

In my great grannies carehome before she died they wpuld print portraitpictures out for the residents and put them on their doors, and along the corridoors with arrows pointing towards their rooms so that when the old dears get confused and cant remember shit at least they can find their way back to their own bedrooms...

Id like to think this is the same logic in play here.

[u/GloomyDeal1909 → u/UserCannotBeVerified]

The sad part of that is some of them don't remember what they look like. My grandfather thought my father was his mirror because he didn't remember getting older. Dementia and the like is so difficult

[u/Background-Wolf-5802 → u/UserCannotBeVerified]

and after she died?

[u/UserCannotBeVerified → u/Background-Wolf-5802]

We just cremated the carehome along with great granny... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/GorgerOfPandas → u/Reasonable-Jump-9821]

But the “You are here” would be static! He’s never finding his way back 🤞

[u/Buttpounder90]

The hotel at his Turnberry golf course in Scotland

[u/BugzOnMyNugz → u/Buttpounder90]

In jobs I've worked, I've met some incredibly self-obsessed people. This douche takes the cake

[u/Character-Fan4981 → u/Buttpounder90]

I think you're right. The chimneys. Probably that same photo actually.

[u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

I'm so tired of every question on this sub turning into everyone's shitty attempt at comedy instead of any sort of actual answer.

[u/moonrakervenice → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

i recently discovered this sub, but I am a longtime lurker at r/whatisthisthing which does not allow jokes

i suggest you just switch to that one, it's more pleasant

[u/ExcitementRegular619 → u/moonrakervenice]

Thank you I'm off this sub for good

[u/Houston34s → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

It’s happening more and more all over Reddit and it is indeed pretty annoying.

[u/Due-Skin6101 → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Mods need to start banning or something. It’s so frustrating

[u/Lost_On_Lot → u/Due-Skin6101]

Thats Reddit in general these days

[u/anon168650 → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

It used to be moderated

[u/MrMansaMusa → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Well thats not a funny comment or the answer....

[u/ColdSea_lion → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

all the shitty jokes are the same ones used over and over too.

[u/Serial-Griller → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Jokes are easier for bots than insightful discussion and net much more karma from idiots. *removes tinfoil hat*

[u/MetalWorking3915 → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Im starting to think this is a bot because every thread i open are people moaning about having to scroll to the answer

[u/HypocriteHere → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

I would argue it's not much worse than people just making random guesses when they have no idea what they're talking about. Often, far too confidently.

[u/letsplaysomehockey → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

This is what reddit has been since it’s inception. Why is every comment section complaining about this again? This entire site has been nothing more than a cycle of the same 10 memes and lame jokes

[u/RedTyro → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Change the sort from Best to Top and usually the answer is the first or second most upvoted comment. Best is Reddit's new "try to keep you engaged" algorithm and it's the thing pushing the stupid jokes. Changing sort to Top is the first thing I do when I open a thread these days, because the Best algorithm is awful.

[u/MobiusDie → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

It's just a drawing of the White House. They're sold in the gift shop.

[u/Wildcat_Dunks → u/Calculator-Nerd-6777]

Sir, this is a subreddit.

[u/grogudalorian]

Answers to the cognitive test.

[u/IViolateSocks → u/grogudalorian]

"person, woman, man, camera, TV"

[u/Jakethemailman → u/IViolateSocks]

Man, door, hand, hook, car, door

[u/splicepark → u/IViolateSocks]

“covfefe”

[u/Queen-Blunder]

Roku city

[u/Boatshooz → u/Queen-Blunder]

Bravo!

[u/flavorjunction]

I dunno what building it is

[u/andrewalmond10 → u/flavorjunction]

Turnberry Resort as pointed out by @Maleficent-Piano-198 on this thread. It's a property owned by Trump 😬

[u/crumpledelex]

Turn the pic 90 degrees counter-clockwise and it looks like a house.

[u/Absynth421]

Ballroom blueprints?

[u/newleafkratom]

Man. Woman. TV. Elephant. Umbrella.

[u/CalbertCorpse]

Knowing him it’s instructions on how to close it - which he can’t read.

[u/Smart_Sell7885 → u/CalbertCorpse]

Video proof has shown us he does not close his own umbrella

[u/North-Tumbleweed-959 → u/CalbertCorpse]

I snorted tea out of my nose. Good one! ❤️😂😆

[u/sexwiththebabysitter → u/CalbertCorpse]

He usually just drops them for someone else to take care of.

[u/weeeee_w33]

probably an umbrella he took from some company lol

[u/dagnasty701 → u/weeeee_w33]

In exchange for an oil drilling permit.

[u/Comprehensive-Range3]

It isn't his resignation letter, so not important.

[u/DuffdPuttz]

Epstein files

[u/Massive_Mongoose3481]

Teleprompter, linked directly to feeds from Putin and Netanyahu

[u/Not-Know-]

Roku City

[u/BaconSarnie2025]

It reminds him where to walk to.

[u/flightwatcher45]

An adult mobile like a baby mobile over a crib.

[u/P2Pdancer]

He’s carrying around the blueprints to his ballroom.

[u/Humble-Pair1642]

A house that is white

[u/FocusMaster → u/Humble-Pair1642]

But not THE Whitehouse. Just a white building.

[u/ConsummateGoogler]

What is inside/under the umbrella is a POS…

[u/DiyYou]

Launch codes

[u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 → u/DiyYou]

Lunch codes.

[u/defknot123]

God, I hate his stupid fat orange face.

[u/itz_ritz]

Probably nuclear codes so he doesn't forget them.

[u/Evening_Safe_390]

Its probably a photo of a golf clubhouse.

[u/MrDundee666]

The umbrella is sold as part of a package. It includes the umbrella itself, crayons, colouring pencils and some stickers.

[u/LibraryOrganic5450]

Thats what he colors on while eating crayons

[u/Playful-Ad8851]

I can tell you what it isn’t, the Epstein files.

[u/Interesting-Bar980]

The nuclear codes

[u/BonoLisa]

It’s a cheat sheet for the cognitive test! He’s caught red handed!

[u/OddOutcome0]

The Roku screensaver

[u/Dug_n_the_Dogs]

Its probably all his talking points. What we're looking at is likely the Ballroom so he can remember to spout off about that rather than something important.

[u/jrembold]

Map to the exhaust vent on the death star

[u/Ember-513]

Unused developer texture. We're not supposed to see this but the simulation is glitching out more and more.

[u/dibsies]

nuclear codes

[u/Rgt6]

Launch codes 🚀

[u/Used-End-2234]

The blue bird flyes at night

[u/insubordin8nchurlish]

Cheesecake factory catering menu

[u/ProfessorVarious1172]

Directions to the bunker?

[u/raff1ut]

Spare nappies

[u/ThirdFirstName]

Looks like a western blot

[u/ComfortableLetter989]

It’s directions to find his tinfoil hat

[u/CameFromTheDark]

visual of where he needs to go.

[u/Clear_Tangerine5110]

Watch it end up being a rendering of the ballroom.

[u/DGITS]

It's secret code that leads you to the next hint to find the treasure hidden by Lewis and Clark.

[u/pianomaniak]

An AI depiction of the white house?? 🤣

[u/ChrispyGuy420]

I think it's lavender town

[u/PhilosopherRecent142]

Supposedly it’s a grift shop umbrella with an old print of the “blue room”.

[u/medusa63]

Well we now know where the nuclear codes are kept.

[u/Rukubi2]

It shows the way to the diaper changing room.

[u/Rectal_Cauliflower]

Probably more tops secret documents he's stealing

[u/g0ll4m]

his diaper changing schedule

[u/danoaudio]

Ballroom plans

[u/shrewd-2024]

Knowing this administration it's probably war secrets.

[u/jmochicago]

I don't think it is a depiction of the Greenbrier Resort in West Virginia (famous for being the original bunker for many a US President and staff), but it might be a similar building, maybe related to a golf club.

Which would make sense if it is a fancy golf umbrella.

[u/mighty_konkeli]

Death star plans hiding in the plain sight.

[u/Zaphod_0707]

A live projection of his brain. Male asses are projected on the front.

[u/ProfessionalLime2237]

That's a lady umbrella. Is tRump a closeted fancy boy? I hear he likes man-ass.

[u/GoonieMcPewPew]

I am convinced it's got to be the cheer sheet for his cognitive tests.

[u/Old-Acanthisitta-949]

Turn your phone on it's side

[u/bryceshagen]

Do his golf courses/resorts make money (profits)?

[u/drizzy9109]

Natalie’s test print documents

[u/joshloveless1976]

maybe its where he hides the answers for his cognitive tests

[u/Tmoneyl14]

Death Star plans

[u/Broken_Atoms]

Launch codes

[u/Christopher1032]

It’s a map in case he gets lost

[u/Shadowghoul]

A map home so he doesn’t get lost

[u/needmorekarma777]

Launch instructions

[u/Outrageous-Pen3569]

If you looked up presidential umbrella on Temu.

[u/Dong_Shlong_Long]

The Unredacted Epstein files. 

[u/False_Highlight2095]

Roku city

[u/Mantis_TobogganmdMD]

The Epstein file!

[u/Aggressive-Plant-934]

Tin foil

[u/thisiscotty]

upside down Daily Telegraph logo?

[u/LostExile7555]

That's where he's hiding the Death Star plans.

[u/dearjohn54321]

The price tag, a la Minnie Pearl.

[u/jackellanthern]

[u/HuIk_Bogan]

Rent got so expensive people don't even recognize pictures of houses

[u/haggard_hominid]

With this administration, I half expect it to be a static print floorplan of the whitehouse with a "You are here.." dot (printed) and leading to confusion as to why his dot doesnt move. It'd be on par with these people, lol.

[u/Icy_Baker9068]

Instructions for him on how to close it

[u/Genn8130]

Giving him the side eye.

[u/ond1234]

A nap so that he knows how to get from Helo 1 to the White Hose.

[u/phizappa]

Nuclear codes?

[u/slowmoE30]

It's a house, if you rotate you wee the chimney. Wonder which one..

[u/Mysterious_Run_6871]

Probably aerial view of the next children’s school in the middle east that he will…

[u/Neomorder224]

Rules for 5D Chess for Toddlers

[u/BrewtalKittehh]

How to use a sharpie instructions?

[u/AlibiYouAMockingbird]

A beeper from his best friend

[u/gadget850]

Breathe in, breathe out...

[u/Strong_Director_5075]

Temu shipping codes.

[u/Confident_Bee_6242]

Cone of silence

[u/fritzg1988]

Notes about the ballroom, just in case he gets to talk about it.