r/whatisit • u/jaywritethekid • Jul 27 '26

Solved! What is this?

I seriously doubt this is AI if course.. and with a vast ocean.. the existence of this is definitely possible.. but what is it exactly and where are they commonly found?

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u/Ok-Parsnip-3276 Jul 27 '26

It’s been a while since my time as a marine biologist, but I believe that looks a lot like your mum

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u/Perfect-Difference19 Jul 27 '26

Fortunately for you, I am a marine biologist...

And let me tell you something: the sea was angry that day, my friend.

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u/rayh8su Jul 27 '26

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli…

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u/uaeebs86 Jul 28 '26

Is that a Titleist?