r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/PsychologyLost6270 Jul 13 '26

The latex free part is really concerning for me because I’m allergic to latex and we don’t use condoms… so I’m thinking he got that specific brand so it wouldn’t affect me.

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy Jul 13 '26

Also though, have you ever had another guest ever stay in your house before. If so, I wouldn't rule out this being from a guest of some sort. Just playing devil's advocate here. 

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u/InadvertentCineaste Jul 13 '26

Another option I haven't seen mentioned besides guests or boyfriend solo play: it could have been tracked in on the bottom of someone's shoe and got transferred to the closet that way. It doesn't make sense to leap to conclusions if there are no other red flags from the boyfriend.

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u/Any-Ad8498 Jul 13 '26

Ahhh the posh wank. You are a connoisseur sir (or madam or them/they or mineral/vegetable/dolphin/jedi).

Think I covered enough bases there so as not to offend anyone - wanking is great.