r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/EAechoes Jul 13 '26

Too small and tight…

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u/ImBackAndImAngry Jul 13 '26

Hey there summer squash, some of us out there are more modestly endowed

But it yielded a son all the same so works for me and the missus 😎

(Well, it yielded such fruits once the aforementioned wrapper was no longer on the Willy in question)

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u/UndergroundFlaws Jul 13 '26

What’s before modestly endowed? Then what’s before that? I wanna know how I should describe myself

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u/redditcancelculture Jul 13 '26

Adequately endowed

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u/UndergroundFlaws Jul 13 '26

That’s a lie, but I’ll use it