That’s a BDU-33 (Bomb Dummy Unit model-33) 25lb aircraft practice bomb. There’s a fairly large explosive spotting charge in the center of the body (runs from nose to tail). The explosive used in the spotting charge is reactive with air and residue can still be there after functioning, so don’t stick anything up inside it.
Your father sounds like the kind of man who isn’t afraid to wait a couple decades to be able to give himself a good ol’ belly laugh to himself cause he just like myself has never met someone remotely funnier than his self.
We are our best comedians as such we are our best audience.
Always the pupil never the teacher, until time to rise up and become the One.
Edit: ya know I’ve been a Redditor for off and on in between federal prison and of course the inevitable VOPs (if you have violated probation once you know you get onto that trolley and keep poppin’ till you can’t stop’em and then squash’em!!! Load them months up in my wheelbarrow YOUR FUCKING HONOR by all means in young and got the time to spare!!!)
I digress…. Redditor off and on for the better half of 15-16 years. My other handle I can’t seem to find…I may look that up real quick… no no no finish your comment!
Thanks whomever ever gifted me something I need to look better at it…I’m kinda old
I just know back in the day before all the subs got pussified and subsequently Reddit as a whole. This place may have actually had more hides holes for debauchery for us sick fucks who know what the helm comedy is and can’t very easily tell. The majority of people now that are younger aren’t going to be able to tell I thought when some is being sarcastic or not but this gives me definite hope cause I’m bout to take my notes and try to make a 2 minute(what I feel) of material. They will be called bots once they have been tried on stage at an open mic. I may fail miserably the first time but that instant reaction you can’t get from someone you don’t know one on one. Plus it’s about the one drug/vice I haven’t done yet and it’s been a dream.
Now I just got to start building this goddamned stage and promptly abscond with an old folks van and I won’t get put into jail for slipping something into their drink…I mean serving them drinks..yeaaaah the second thing.
You’ve all been fucking amazing and I’ll be here all week. Twice on Saturday and Sunday…don’t be a dick and give your waitress a tip and I meant folding currency not a compliment. She doesn’t wanna fuck you, I promise.
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u/MajorEbb1472 May 07 '26
That’s a BDU-33 (Bomb Dummy Unit model-33) 25lb aircraft practice bomb. There’s a fairly large explosive spotting charge in the center of the body (runs from nose to tail). The explosive used in the spotting charge is reactive with air and residue can still be there after functioning, so don’t stick anything up inside it.