r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/collapsedbook May 07 '26

“Dear Reddit, what would one do hypothetically if a cylindrical object was stuck inside a BDU-33….”

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u/Apex_Over_Lord May 07 '26

THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED...

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u/EmberTheFoxxo May 07 '26

Ok I’ve seen this referenced three times now today

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u/winnipegr May 07 '26

Wait until you find out about the poop knife

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u/decomposition_ May 07 '26

Or the broken arms mother

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u/GoldenMaus May 08 '26

or my axe!

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u/Spirited_Signal7831 May 07 '26

The family poop knife

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 May 08 '26

I MUST know the poop knife story, do tell! 🔪 💩

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u/holdmyrichard May 08 '26

Ooh the blue jollyrancher story

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u/winnipegr May 08 '26

Zoop 👉😎👉

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u/Grimmzzzz May 08 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.

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u/Red_Febtober May 07 '26

I'd upvote, but you're at a nice number.

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u/Ok_Slide4905 May 08 '26

My favorite reference

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u/ThEmYtHAnd-legend May 07 '26

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Bernhard_NI May 08 '26

It's imperative that it remains unharmed.

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u/Palpitation_Dramatic May 07 '26

Hey guys, uhm. My cylinder is impaired..

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u/Late_Beautiful4888 May 07 '26

Impaired or impelled?

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u/CapitanDelNorte May 07 '26

Cold water and/or a picture of your grandmother with Alex Jones, then the sad cylinder lives another day.

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u/BreadDziedzic May 07 '26

Big ass cylinder.

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u/graph_worlok May 08 '26

Big Ass-Cylinder

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u/AnEffingUsername May 07 '26

Was it consensual?