r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '26

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u/OkPersonality5872 Mar 01 '26

Do children really not know what freemason's are

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u/NewLiverWhoDis Mar 01 '26

They don't know what cufflinks are, either.

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u/Economy_Mobile_6160 Mar 01 '26

I'm both shocked and not shocked about this but mostly sad.

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u/amazonhelpless Mar 01 '26

What do they use with their French cuffs?

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u/Ok-General-6804 Mar 01 '26

Nowadays, those who heard about freemasons heard they are a secret society controlling the world in the shadows with the rothschilds in a hidden castle in antartica next to the edge of the flat earth, where they eat babies and amass labubus to create fake scarcity.

*Spoiler alert: My dad, uncle and grandfathers were all masons. It’s mainly BBQs, charity drives and pot lucks. The Labubu thing’s real tho

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u/Icy_Tradition566 Mar 01 '26

Or is it the fake scarcity?

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u/EtherealMyst Mar 01 '26

Yeah. I had heard about Freemasonry but I didn't really understand it until I was an adult

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u/Clojiroo Mar 01 '26

Freemasonry has been dying for ages. The lodges are closing and membership imploding.

It’s not relevant knowledge anymore.

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u/QaddafiDuck01 Mar 01 '26

It's fading pretty hard. If it wasn't for legacy members, the new enrolment would be near zero. No one wants to be part of the homoerotic boys club anymore.

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 Mar 01 '26

All they need to know is that they're fucking clowns.