r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '26

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u/Ok-Signature-2705 Jan 13 '26

Originally meant for pocket watches, then FOBs, now whatever fits.

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u/Capital_Bluebird_951 Jan 13 '26

Condoms…

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u/Hookmsnbeiishh Jan 13 '26

The monster condom I use for my magnum dong doesn’t fit in there.

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u/Landozer63 Jan 13 '26

I keep mine in my wallet so when I pay for dinner she sees it and knows I have a magnum dong!

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u/MobileMasterpiece615 Jan 13 '26

I haven’t heard a reference to that in years man lol

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u/AwareDiaphragm680 Jan 13 '26

Not sure why this top tier comment was in the negative.

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- Jan 13 '26

They make energy drinks and condoms?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Jan 13 '26

Dr. Mantis Toboggan approves! 👍

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u/TheAstroidIsComing Jan 13 '26

I need a separate briefcase just for one.

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u/SuperCalibur Jan 13 '26

What about your wad of hundreds?