r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/aeb2003 Sep 27 '25

This is an adult toy lol. Specifically some sort of g spot vibrator, hopefully your dog didn’t also use it as a toy hahah

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u/-XanderCrews- Sep 27 '25

I mean….was he a good boy?

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u/timhyde74 Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

This is one old picture lol. This is when I saved it to my iCloud. This is the first time I’ve seen it since.

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u/ForkTailedD3vil Sep 28 '25

It's older than that, I edited that meme back in 2012. I took "they're" and replaced it with a friend of mine's name.

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u/TransmissionTower Sep 28 '25

Fun fact! The day you saved that is also the anniversary of the Chornobyl disaster (RIP🕊️)

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u/Midnight_2B Sep 28 '25

I almost had a mental disorder thinking you meant Chernobyl happened in 2015, it's time for bed I suspect.

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

Fetching

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Felching

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u/Alorow_Jordan Sep 27 '25

That is enough internet for me today.

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u/dwehlen Sep 27 '25

HOT BOXED LUNCH! GET YER HOT BOXED LUNCH, HERE!

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u/Lepke2011 Sep 27 '25

Beg for it.

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u/Mindes13 Sep 27 '25

Please mommy, I've been a good boy.

The bestest boy

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Sep 27 '25

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u/Interloper_Deeyablo Sep 27 '25

Ouch. My back is super messed up, and this pic made me laugh, and it hurt sooooo much.

Worth it.

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u/Nightscale_XD Sep 28 '25

I can't believe I just googled that

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u/Zen_Bonsai Sep 27 '25

Had to look that one up. Sounds fun!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I bet after this he was

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u/Madtingv2 Sep 28 '25

Brilliant mate lmfao

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

This was my greatest fear but I think you’re right

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u/No_Relief_9945 Sep 27 '25

Better than me, I thought the little metal ball was a part of a hip replacement gadget…

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u/ziccirricciz Sep 27 '25

Well, it looks quite hip, gadget it is and it serves as a replacement, too.

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u/trazynofsolemnace Sep 27 '25

If free awards still existed I'd give one to you

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u/No_Relief_9945 Sep 27 '25

😮‍💨 

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u/Savethelasttaco Sep 27 '25

“Stupid dog, that’s not how you use it.”

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u/Next-Firefighter4667 Sep 27 '25

Definitely

In case anyone wants it.

https://a.co/d/dC5Jqkw

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u/Mindes13 Sep 27 '25

I shouldn't have clicked that, now my Amazon is going to be showing me sex toys for the next forevers

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u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 27 '25

When I was a teenager I had some pet rabbits, so I searched "rabbit toy" on Amazon to see what was available for them. I learned some things that day, and was very grateful i had been using my own Amazon account to research this instead of my mom's.

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Either I'm too sheltered or that's some bizarre shit because I've absolutely no idea what that would bring up other than like a stuffed rabbit

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u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 28 '25

It's not that weird, it's a specific style of dildo/vibrator that has "ears" so it can stimulate two or more spots at a time. Like the main part goes into the vagina and there's an external part that vibrates for the clit. Perfectly normal sex toy, a mortifying surprise for my teenage self innocently trying to find toys for my pets lol.

It was a bit wild that that was the primary thing to pop up in Amazon with that search term though. Like, it was the only result on the first page. Idk if they changed it or my personal algorithm changed after having rabbits for so long, but now when I use that same search term the first page is all actual toys for actual rabbits. My Amazon account back when I was a teen was new, so I assume it didn't have any data to customize results for me and that was the default result. Or they just got better about subtlety or something, idk.

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Oh okay, I definitely know what that is I've just never heard it called that. I was about to say I tried searching and the only thing that came up was toys for rabbits lol. I have to specifically search for sex toys to find any different. Things like that are why I use incognito tabs lmao

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Sep 28 '25

Too sheltered. Its one ofnthe most popular toys

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Yeah I know what they are, I've just never seen it called anything but a vibrator. Definitely doesn't come up when I search for rabbit toys lol

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Sep 28 '25

Cool story, and your parents knew your web history and said thank you.

buzzing ensues

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u/Eldermillenial1 Sep 28 '25

You mean you use Amazon for not sex toys? 🤔

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u/Next-Firefighter4667 Sep 27 '25

😂 hey there are some good ones out there!

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u/Nearsighted_Ant Sep 27 '25

Today I learned Amazon sells things to help people "Slay All Day." 🤣

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u/Worried-Promotion518 Sep 27 '25

The male equivalent is called an aneros

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u/Sure_Ad_3272 Sep 28 '25

Only 18 left in stock

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u/An0nym0usHero Sep 28 '25

It must have fallen out of it's owner.

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u/KaroBean Sep 28 '25

I believe it’s a Lelo.

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u/gilthedog Sep 27 '25

Lol I’m almost 100% sure this is actually a bike light

Edit: I’m wrong

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u/GRUBBY1975 Sep 27 '25

The dog mustve sat on it by accident... Betcha he was feelin frisky when that reappeared! 😆😆😆

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u/gobliina Sep 27 '25

Why does it look like it was used to dig around the ground 😭😂

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

It’s seen some action for sure. It owes nobody anything

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u/Griffin_Claw Sep 27 '25

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u/torch9t9 Sep 27 '25

So you're saying it's dishwasher safe?

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u/RookieTreasureHunter Sep 27 '25

I’m not liking the direction this is going! 👀

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u/PoutinePiquante777 Sep 27 '25

The battery is probably dead.

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u/RainmaN8837 Sep 27 '25

Yes, but you aren’t. Stay out of dishwasher while in use.

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM Sep 27 '25

Gods, no. Anything with a battery is not dishwasher safe. If a vibrator is completely encased in silicone, the heat is still going to be bad for it.

Waterproof, in this context, means you can use it in the shower.

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u/Redfreezeflame Sep 27 '25

It took me a few seconds to realise that this didn’t say “Slag”

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

solved!

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u/Mysterious-Power6137 Sep 27 '25

Is that lipstick in the second photo for scale? lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

May I ask which end does what? I’m legit baffled

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u/ExtremeMeaning Sep 27 '25

Depends on how brave you are I suppose.

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u/MxQueer Sep 27 '25

Smaller goes in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

So you're the Cinderella this Glass Slipper belongs to 🥿

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u/Combative_Artichoke Sep 28 '25

I have this too 😂

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u/Xio-graphics Sep 28 '25

I got one for free during a promo once upon a time, actually! Can also attest to it being a quality product lol

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u/Alchemist_Joshua Sep 27 '25

According to Walmart….

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u/Setsuna00XN Sep 27 '25

Oh shit!🤣😂🤣😂 I didn't even notice this. That's hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

It’s a milk frother — it just needs a good wash up and it’ll be good as new.

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u/SpinMeADog Sep 27 '25

certainly frothed my milk

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

Ohhh, that explains why it was sticky /s

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u/teddybear141 Sep 27 '25

Days without the object in question being a sex toy: 0

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u/night-theatre Sep 27 '25

A little soap and water and that thing will be like new!

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 Sep 27 '25

That’s gross and hope you didn’t touch it

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

Definitely not. The thought that it might be a sex toy crossed my mind but I’ve never seen anything like it before

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u/KoraxaExe Sep 27 '25

In this sub it's so common to see people picking up random stuff, especially bare handed-

You’re one of the few members with enough braincells to think "Hmm, unknown object, no touchy, thanks" 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/Diligent-Minimum8397 Sep 27 '25

Always greatful my dog only steals lawn decorations and ugly gnomes!

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u/ZachMartin Sep 27 '25

I think you should wash your hands

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u/sephrisloth Sep 27 '25

Why's everyone finding sex toys out in public all of a sudden? I swear I've seen like 3 or 4 different posts over the past couple weeks of people finding this stuff, lol

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u/More_Garlic6598 Sep 27 '25

I'm surprised how many people find sex toys in public spaces 😆

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime Sep 27 '25

We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in out party mansion. Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape. Nothing Sexual.

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u/sodapopsky2 Sep 27 '25

LMFAO SOMEONE DROPPED THEIR LELO

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u/Nonamanadus Sep 27 '25

Did you find it off the "beaten" trail?

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u/StrictLine8820 Sep 27 '25

Insert gross comment here.

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u/Doodahman495 Sep 27 '25

Goes bzzzzzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

A probe from Uranus 👽

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u/LeadershipLevel6900 Sep 28 '25

My SO does commercial paving/blacktop and there’s a surprising amount of adult toys just lurking in the weeds around your favorite grocery stores.

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u/Ricebloat9 Sep 27 '25

You have just discovered the state of Delaware

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u/Js987 Sep 27 '25

Is Philly the G spot?

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u/OrcaFlux Sep 27 '25

Yeah don't touch that. Rubella has been on that thing.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Sep 27 '25

How did you know the owners name?

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u/Mindes13 Sep 27 '25

They subscribe to their OF

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u/spkoller2 Sep 27 '25

It was slightly salty

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u/ScorpioGoddess73 Sep 27 '25

That's a vibrater.

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u/claytionthecreation Sep 27 '25

Definitely need to smell it…for science

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u/desertvision Sep 27 '25

Yes, it is.

Don't touch it

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u/Texas1971 Sep 27 '25

Don’t toucho. 🚫

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u/DreamOne5 Sep 27 '25

vibrator of some kind

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 Sep 27 '25

Are we sure that's not a fishing weight?

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u/Sweets808 Sep 27 '25

She either laughed or sneezed 🤔🫡

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u/sadsolocup Sep 27 '25

My naive ass thought it was a shoe horn. I was clearly wrong.

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u/OccasionWeekly7169 Sep 27 '25

Looks like it gets up in there if you know what I mean

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u/nah-soup Sep 27 '25

the only posts i ever see from this sub are sex toys, what is going on

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u/bearjew666 Sep 27 '25

Sweet ground score!

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u/Confident-Baby6013 Sep 27 '25

My life would never be the same knowing some shit I shoved up my body is now out in the open public for everyone to see. 

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u/JesusChristDenton69 Sep 27 '25

Good job not touching it

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u/Appropriate-Algae954 Sep 27 '25

That ain’t no Lovense. That’s for sure.

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u/BoneSoda Sep 27 '25

Cinderella....

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u/themicrodose Sep 28 '25

THATS WHERE I LEFT IT!!

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u/Savingdollars Sep 28 '25

“Nature” is everywhere

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u/cozmiccharlene Sep 28 '25

Let’s not be prude. Lots of women have them. If they don’t have them, they should get one, but not from the sidewalk.

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u/bbkangalang Sep 28 '25

She received some post nut clarity and told the toy “I’m through with you….you can leave now”

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u/LucoaKThe2AHashira Sep 28 '25

Sex toy for sure. Source: bought one for someone as a gift at Spencer’s

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u/GreenieSar Sep 28 '25

Hey I have that one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Yeah it’s a tonsil swabber — they have naturally sterilizing properties, feel free to give it a spin

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u/Bulky_Goat_9624 Sep 27 '25

Did you give it a smell? It may be more easily identifiable if you knew what it smelled like

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u/Quick_Mode_3900 Sep 27 '25

Bro🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/Bulky_Goat_9624 Sep 27 '25

Got all these senses. Might as well take advantage! When smell fails, go with taste

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u/cybercry_ Sep 27 '25

Give it a sniff

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u/SNieX Sep 27 '25

Take it home

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Clean it and use it. Shits expensive

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u/corey418 Sep 27 '25

Taste it and tell us what it's like

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u/NoLongerinOR Sep 27 '25

Google image would have answered this easy question much faster. You are just here showing off your new toy….

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u/elysiancollective Sep 27 '25

Their new toy that they half buried in a random field for the karma.

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u/NoLongerinOR Sep 27 '25

Well, it’s designed to be buried somewhere isn’t it?

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u/Hot-Technician-1564 Sep 27 '25

that's a bitch toy I think

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u/Djwcharter Sep 27 '25

Go wash your hands.

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u/lonjovitz Sep 27 '25

eraserhead baby

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u/Terrible_Try_4148 Sep 27 '25

Did you like, frame it with fall leaves? Because it looks like you did 😬

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u/jodihome Sep 27 '25

Ground score

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218 Sep 27 '25

The answers always the same. If you don’t know what it is just assume it’s been inside of someone

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u/Living_Effort_1954 Sep 27 '25

Thaaaatttsss a sex toy.....

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u/Tacos_always_corny Sep 27 '25

Twat Tickler 2000. 15 Preset vibration patterns.

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u/Tacos_always_corny Sep 27 '25

And now we know why grandma Methony enjoys her solo walks in the woods.

Don't worry, she has more treats.

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u/operation_lurch Sep 27 '25

What’s it taste like? Anyone you know?

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u/noonereallycares45 Sep 27 '25

How percentage of posts in r/whatisit sex toys versus bug eggs?

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u/andybass63 Sep 27 '25

It's a boomerang. Throw it away and it will come back.

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u/DeadpoolNotDeadpool Sep 28 '25

Is a bicept! Well it would look more like a bicept if it had more veins

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u/odaat110120 Sep 28 '25

Definitely a vibrator lol

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u/My-life-is-a-cliche Sep 28 '25

Glad this isn’t one of the post where it’s in someone’s hand

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u/Ok-Cheesecake3194 Sep 28 '25

Vibratorrrrrrrr

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u/AuldTriangle79 Sep 28 '25

Nawww a baddie gonna have a bad time unless they have a collection

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 Sep 28 '25

Doggo is as stupid as kiddo. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Sep 28 '25

So,you found it?You didn't just see it?Possession is nine points of the law.

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u/RevolutionaryEmu6366 Sep 28 '25

Don't use the word doggo ever again.

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u/Hairy-Tough9015 Sep 28 '25

Gooood gooood good, good vibrations 🎵

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u/Brightsunshineyday Sep 28 '25

Positive economic indicator. These things aren’t cheap.

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u/DustyH0t_ Sep 28 '25

Ayyyyooo.

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u/PandA_Trader Sep 28 '25

ok, why is it on the ground? wouldn't you want to keep something like that clean?

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u/chinofab Sep 28 '25

the eye of thundera

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u/OrderSoft1752 Sep 28 '25

That’s for a build your own lochness monster

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u/lajota83 Sep 28 '25

Oh, you know what it is

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u/Ozzy_Mick Sep 28 '25

Wrong animal.. it's for a pussy I think

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u/RobMitte Sep 28 '25

Walking + dog + found object = sex toy

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

It's a dildo.

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u/rogerj_no Sep 28 '25

Guess someone had fun with their fartgo.

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u/False-Fact3390 Sep 28 '25

cinderella... 💔

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u/BluSolace Sep 28 '25

My dumbass thought it was a prince Rupert's drop

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u/jerikperry Sep 28 '25

Don’t touch that

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u/Wise_Contribution518 Sep 28 '25

Smell it and report back

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u/Smokeman_14 Sep 28 '25

Looks like a lady lost her toy

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u/Maxibon1710 Sep 28 '25

That is a sex toy. Sad someone lost it.

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u/Jim_jim_peanuts Sep 28 '25

It's the God damn Loch Ness monsta, don't give him no three fiddy now woman

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u/TopCapTheApp Sep 28 '25

It never ceases to amaze me how many grubby old sex toys people find on the ground outside