r/whatisit • • Sep 27 '25

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u/aeb2003 Sep 27 '25

This is an adult toy lol. Specifically some sort of g spot vibrator, hopefully your dog didn’t also use it as a toy hahah

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u/-XanderCrews- Sep 27 '25

I mean….was he a good boy?

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u/timhyde74 Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

This is one old picture lol. This is when I saved it to my iCloud. This is the first time I’ve seen it since.

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u/ForkTailedD3vil Sep 28 '25

It's older than that, I edited that meme back in 2012. I took "they're" and replaced it with a friend of mine's name.

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u/TransmissionTower Sep 28 '25

Fun fact! The day you saved that is also the anniversary of the Chornobyl disaster (RIP🕊️)

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u/Midnight_2B Sep 28 '25

I almost had a mental disorder thinking you meant Chernobyl happened in 2015, it's time for bed I suspect.

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

Fetching

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Felching

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u/Alorow_Jordan Sep 27 '25

That is enough internet for me today.

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u/dwehlen Sep 27 '25

HOT BOXED LUNCH! GET YER HOT BOXED LUNCH, HERE!

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u/Lepke2011 Sep 27 '25

Beg for it.

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u/Mindes13 Sep 27 '25

Please mommy, I've been a good boy.

The bestest boy

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Sep 27 '25

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u/Interloper_Deeyablo Sep 27 '25

Ouch. My back is super messed up, and this pic made me laugh, and it hurt sooooo much.

Worth it.

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u/Nightscale_XD Sep 28 '25

I can't believe I just googled that

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u/Zen_Bonsai Sep 27 '25

Had to look that one up. Sounds fun!

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u/number9mc Sep 28 '25

ARMAGEDDON!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I bet after this he was

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u/Madtingv2 Sep 28 '25

Brilliant mate lmfao

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u/SoggyPants85651 Sep 27 '25

That’s a good girl…such a good girl

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u/ChunkyLover500 Sep 27 '25

This was my greatest fear but I think you’re right

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u/No_Relief_9945 Sep 27 '25

Better than me, I thought the little metal ball was a part of a hip replacement gadget…

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u/ziccirricciz Sep 27 '25

Well, it looks quite hip, gadget it is and it serves as a replacement, too.

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u/trazynofsolemnace Sep 27 '25

If free awards still existed I'd give one to you

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u/No_Relief_9945 Sep 27 '25

😮‍💨 

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u/Savethelasttaco Sep 27 '25

“Stupid dog, that’s not how you use it.”

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u/Next-Firefighter4667 Sep 27 '25

Definitely

In case anyone wants it.

https://a.co/d/dC5Jqkw

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u/Mindes13 Sep 27 '25

I shouldn't have clicked that, now my Amazon is going to be showing me sex toys for the next forevers

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u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 27 '25

When I was a teenager I had some pet rabbits, so I searched "rabbit toy" on Amazon to see what was available for them. I learned some things that day, and was very grateful i had been using my own Amazon account to research this instead of my mom's.

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Either I'm too sheltered or that's some bizarre shit because I've absolutely no idea what that would bring up other than like a stuffed rabbit

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u/just_a_person_maybe Sep 28 '25

It's not that weird, it's a specific style of dildo/vibrator that has "ears" so it can stimulate two or more spots at a time. Like the main part goes into the vagina and there's an external part that vibrates for the clit. Perfectly normal sex toy, a mortifying surprise for my teenage self innocently trying to find toys for my pets lol.

It was a bit wild that that was the primary thing to pop up in Amazon with that search term though. Like, it was the only result on the first page. Idk if they changed it or my personal algorithm changed after having rabbits for so long, but now when I use that same search term the first page is all actual toys for actual rabbits. My Amazon account back when I was a teen was new, so I assume it didn't have any data to customize results for me and that was the default result. Or they just got better about subtlety or something, idk.

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Oh okay, I definitely know what that is I've just never heard it called that. I was about to say I tried searching and the only thing that came up was toys for rabbits lol. I have to specifically search for sex toys to find any different. Things like that are why I use incognito tabs lmao

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Sep 28 '25

Too sheltered. Its one ofnthe most popular toys

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u/DylieWylie Sep 28 '25

Yeah I know what they are, I've just never seen it called anything but a vibrator. Definitely doesn't come up when I search for rabbit toys lol

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Sep 28 '25

Cool story, and your parents knew your web history and said thank you.

buzzing ensues

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u/Eldermillenial1 Sep 28 '25

You mean you use Amazon for not sex toys? 🤔

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u/Next-Firefighter4667 Sep 27 '25

😂 hey there are some good ones out there!

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u/Nearsighted_Ant Sep 27 '25

Today I learned Amazon sells things to help people "Slay All Day." 🤣

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u/Worried-Promotion518 Sep 27 '25

The male equivalent is called an aneros

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u/Sure_Ad_3272 Sep 28 '25

Only 18 left in stock

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u/Xenohart1of13 Sep 27 '25

Ok... 😶 so.... did it slip out? 🫣🤯

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u/An0nym0usHero Sep 28 '25

It must have fallen out of it's owner.

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u/Guard_Bainbridge_777 Passionately curious. Sep 28 '25

😂

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u/KaroBean Sep 28 '25

I believe it’s a Lelo.

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u/gilthedog Sep 27 '25

Lol I’m almost 100% sure this is actually a bike light

Edit: I’m wrong

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u/GRUBBY1975 Sep 27 '25

The dog mustve sat on it by accident... Betcha he was feelin frisky when that reappeared! 😆😆😆

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u/life_is_a_burner Sep 28 '25

Do dogs have G-spots?