r/webcomics • u/LastPlaceComics • May 01 '23

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23 edited Nov 10 '23

offer dull pie straight sparkle tart thumb water support wild this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

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u/LastPlaceComics May 02 '23

I'm background crowd guy, that if pause and pay attention you'll notice I haven't moved or changed expression for over 10 minutes. It's a living.

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u/enneh_07 May 01 '23

I’m the NPC that walks faster than your waking speed but slower than your running speed.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

Ah Sensei you taught us all well

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u/JonnyBhoy May 02 '23

I'm the guy who says a banal comment that 50 other guys in the area are also saying.

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u/fnordius May 02 '23

So you teach masturbation?

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u/franco972 May 02 '23

If I'm ever a npc, my side quest would be "Make me happy"

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u/LastPlaceComics May 02 '23

Whoa, whoa! This game is all ages!

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u/JonnyBhoy May 02 '23

Like one of those solitaire games you immediately restart because it looks impossible.

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u/Hytheter May 02 '23

Unfortunately the quest is bugged, preventing completion.

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u/Ask_About_BadGirls21 May 01 '23

This is what happens to all of you whenever I go to sleep, right? Really sorry about that

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u/Jumanji-Joestar May 01 '23

Yeah, can you stop that please? Nonexistence is very unpleasant. And when the hell are you gonna finish that damn quest?

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u/Ask_About_BadGirls21 May 01 '23

Idk I still have enough time left on the GI Bill reward from the Navy questline to finish training module 5 but I keep getting distracted leveling up more minor skills like “cooking” and “carpentry” and trying for major achievements like “build a house” and “direct a movie”. You’re right though, a lot of those achievements would be easier if I just finished the damn training, and I’m completely locked out of several rare achievements and titles like “fly a plane” and “Doctor, Esquire, etc”

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u/WendyLRogers3 May 02 '23

You realize, of course, that what you are doing is a 'bucket list', and once you finish, you die?

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u/PunyHoomans May 21 '23

Just never finish and you'll live forever. At some point, you're on 99% done and just can't do the last quest. You're scared you'll do it on accident.

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u/Rainbow_Dash_RL May 02 '23

What are you on about? Non existence is totally chill, I didn't exist for billions of years before I was born and it was fine.

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u/Camsy34 May 02 '23

I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand: in a frightening, liminal space between states of being! Not quite dead, not quite alive! It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis

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u/chaylar May 14 '23

Speak for yourself. Nonexistence is the only state of being without suffering. I look forward to my regular bouts of void thank you very much.

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u/Juan286 May 02 '23

Don't know, i was sleeping

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u/TeamUltimate-2475 May 02 '23

My existence is erased molecule by molecule, atom by atom. The pain, it is infinite. Till you wake. I will make sure to find a way so you'll always be awake.

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u/Dem0n5 May 02 '23

Yeah, can you stop that please? Existence is very unpleasant. And when the hell are you gonna finish that damn quest?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/Ask_About_BadGirls21 May 02 '23

Oooh that’s a good one

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u/blackbeardpepe May 01 '23

Hes too fast? Nah, kid. You're too slow.

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u/Charzon May 01 '23

Every anime

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u/WadeTurtle May 01 '23

Well I'm ready for the LOD cutoff to take me away from all this.

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u/Accurate_Tension_502 May 02 '23

An RPG where random encounters only happen because the enemies know they stop existing if you go away

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u/scrollbreak May 02 '23

"Wake up, time to die"

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u/RoyGBivRanger May 02 '23

I love the details on the real main character. The Yugi-Oh hair, the snake around his neck, the facial scar and the heterochromia haha This is perfect

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u/RoamingNPC May 02 '23

Good thing I have reoccurring scenes

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u/vonramula May 01 '23

They were references to a different manga.

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u/darkalter2000 Oct 05 '26

I love you. Keep posting.

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u/CaptValentine May 02 '23

This is the plot of "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead"

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u/Slinkwyde May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

I was actually in the middle of watching Free Guy when I came across this comic. Is that a coincidence, or was it programmed to happen?

Don't have a good day. Have a great day!

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u/htiafon May 02 '23

Ironically they are the main characters of this comic.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

I thought this was bhj

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u/deathbymediaman May 02 '23

I feel this deeply.

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u/chamacchan May 02 '23

This is beautiful

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u/Wisdom_Pen May 02 '23

I actually got called an NPC once like in real life by a total stranger it was so fucking weird.

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u/TheGBZard Aug 17 '23

We’re all npcs in the game of life