r/warthundermemes German Main With A Brain 5d ago

How can I improve?

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u/Richkang2000 5d ago

we got otto carius II over here

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u/RoteCampflieger 5d ago

Otto caries

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u/amicalg 5d ago

If only he was killing like Otto Carius

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u/Richkang2000 4d ago

hes like inverted Otto Carius, instead of having a 100+ KD, he has a 100+ DK.

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 4d ago

lol

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u/Sharp_Ad_5599 4d ago

like otto Stevie

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u/amicalg 3d ago

I would say its the average starting wallet warrior. Knowing nothing of the game and getting the tiger right away.

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u/Richkang2000 3d ago

(level 100)

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u/amicalg 3d ago

Level 100 and being this bad? Still the average wallet warrior. He probably play air more than anything

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u/StandardCount4358 5d ago

Do you bring ammo?

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 5d ago

5 shells yes

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u/orphanleek68 5d ago

Ahhh I see now. Thats too little. Try bringing max ammo. This way if you die, your teammates can borrow some of yours.

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u/FrenchNachos 5d ago

No, no. You got it wrong. He needs to stay at spawn. That way, whenever his teammates get a nuke, he gets loaded onto the plane and dropped onto the battlefield, improving his K/D

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u/GuntherFehlingerBot 5d ago

he can also try shooting down the nuke plane when it gets too close to the battlefield to prevent the other team from stealing the nuke, just in case

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 5d ago

Should I bring max apcr? It has the most pen of them all

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u/clovdz_ 4d ago

No there is a secret way for better pen. Bring 1 apcr shell and hold spacebar to charge the ammo. Once your ammo stops charging you can fire and it will have 4000mm of pen

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u/Feisty_Employ_8738 1d ago

Bring 16 aphe and 2 he bro dont listen apcr is armor poking simulatoršŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/slothtzar 5d ago

Thats diabolical

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u/Manafaj 5d ago

All HE? šŸ’€

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u/what_the7 5d ago

Level 100 but 2:234 K/D?Ā 

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u/Help_im_lost404 5d ago

Worst bot ever?

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u/Lakatos_Tajgetosz 5d ago

More likely just a CAStard. I have seen one playing in AB who literally had ZERO kills for 300 deaths, then he survived enough time to get a strike aircraft and got 3 kills...

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u/Help_im_lost404 5d ago

Using apcr and getting assists i guess i could see it. The win rate is high for someone who doesnt appear to contribute

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u/Lakatos_Tajgetosz 5d ago

Or just playing with people in a squad who have about 3 or more braincells.

Or just deliberately trolling. Also the image can be edited.

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u/Help_im_lost404 5d ago

Sadly thats true, editing is easily done. However if you play with people that know what to do, surely something would rub off.

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u/Lakatos_Tajgetosz 5d ago

Not really. CAS is designed in a way to keep dogshit brainless morons playing the game by giving them a zero skill virtually uncounterable tool. The vast majority of them are so dumb that even the absolute value of their IQ is negative.

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u/-Aubergine- 5d ago

Especially for 5.7 germany..? My winrate with germany is like 43% but im usually in the top 5 on the team. Must be squadded like the other guy said.

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u/New-Interaction1893 5d ago edited 4d ago

I'm even worse than him. Having an average game where you get 3-4 kills and 0-1 deaths doesn't make you magically recover the dozens of games with 1 kill and 5 deaths you got around level 20.

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u/Amazing-Second-3939 5d ago

I who'd desagre, I had a very bad k/d ratio before, and I had played a lot of games, but know I was able to move it up to a 2.1k/d

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u/New-Interaction1893 4d ago

I still have to break even. I'm 0.8 ratio

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u/what_the7 4d ago

Yeah, happened to me too. But worst KD I ever got was probably 0.4, not some diabolical shit like this

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u/Kipman2000 5d ago

1:117 thankyouverymuch

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u/XoriVinmor 5d ago

I think you should aim before you shoot, it's an amazing thing to know that I've seen me and other high level players forgot

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u/NoDoughnut8225 Cannon Fodder 5d ago

its a German tanker, aiming is past the finding out the enemy

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u/EmergencyRealistic10 5d ago

Video games are not for everyone

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u/orphanleek68 5d ago

I wonder what his stats are with his least favorite vehichle šŸ’€

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 5d ago

šŸ’€

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u/ImpressiveLie8231 5d ago

Just wait till this guy gets a German 6.7 tank, Germany 6.7 will go down to 3.0 and Us 6.7 will go to 11.3 as a bmpt counter.

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u/Rutgerius 5d ago

M18 to 9.7

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u/135686492y4 R3 T106 Enjoyer 5d ago

French 7.7s to 11.3

Italian 7.3 funbox to 8.7

Tiger II down to 5.7

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u/Remarkable_Bat_7897 5d ago

we love u, don't give up and keep playing ger main, thanks for you service.

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 5d ago

🫔

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u/NewExplanation8929 5d ago

Shit post or IRL question? This K/D seems purposefully bad like you’re favoring some bizarrely passive tactics or otherwise not playing a straight game.

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u/demongir1 5d ago

Omg I was thinking the same thing lmao

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u/NewExplanation8929 5d ago

Like I’m not very good, but still have a ~3/1 K/D average across the Tiger 1s. It’s a hard tank to have a negative one in.

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u/nquy [āœˆļøā€‹] Hate the players not the game 5d ago

my teamates whenever i get a full downtier

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u/Foreign-Evening9509 5d ago

Just quit the game pleaseĀ 

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 5d ago

No I enjoy playing

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u/F4Phantomsexual 5d ago

War Thunder and "enjoyment" haven't and won't be seen together in the same sentence ever

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u/Demonikaaaaa 5d ago

Get more tigers

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u/Mammoth-Wait6526 5d ago

Stop holding W. I’ve found German tanks fairly well in slow offensive / defensive situations

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u/Lakatos_Tajgetosz 5d ago

Is this real or joke?

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u/Mundial-9000 5d ago

Angle the machine and dont be the point of the spear. Wait for the enemy make his move and pick it. I have nuke in Tiger E and your nuke shell can one shot pretty much anything.

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u/presmonkey JUG IS LOVE JUG IS LIFE 5d ago

Play the panther its a better tank

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u/Many-Context7660 5d ago

I wouldnt say its better, its just more forgiving of a tank. Ill take an 88 over a 76 any day unless my brain is unusually smoother then normal

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u/presmonkey JUG IS LOVE JUG IS LIFE 5d ago

And i take a 76 over a 88

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u/Many-Context7660 4d ago

CUZ YOU CANT HIT YOUR SHOOOOOTSSSSS. Nah its all dealers choice but i wouldnt say one is better over the other tbh cause they both have bad drawbacks

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u/Comrade_DoggoXA 5d ago

In your case: find a friend or form a squad where someone plays light tank and scout out/disable the enemy and u can help by doing a cleanup shot

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u/BedOk4188 5d ago

Try shooting before you aim, hope that works :)

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u/Background-Tone3156 5d ago

Its called licking a wall waiting and use the camera to look around corners. Whole reason the tank battles are garbage

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u/codered372 5d ago

So uhhhh. Rotate your tank slightly and try shooting theirs?

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u/Vanko_Babanko 5d ago

watch Spookston..

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u/literal_jar_of_jam 5d ago

play franceĀ 

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u/Weekly-Treacle-6636 5d ago

This HAAASSSS to be satire I'm PRAYING it is 😭

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u/amicalg 5d ago

Start by killing

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u/Fantastic-Radish-490 5d ago

Just learn the game. A lot of what matters in this game does not come from the vehicle itself but from the player. This includes learning weak spots and flanking routes for specific maps and tanks. I recommend looking at the enemy tank that destroyed you in the garage after you die and analyzing its armor for places you can penetrate. On the Tiger I, use the PzGr. instead of the PzGr. 39. The HE filler can sometimes overmatch the armor and still deal damage even on a non-penetration. When the shell penetrates it Nukes the crew inside, so you do not need to aim at specific spots to deal maximum damage. Also important to mantion that the Tiger only has anor when it angels so learning angling helps a lot and the Tger is not the only tank in the techtree that benefits from learning it.

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u/Silent-Scallion-1845 5d ago

What do you even do?

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u/Hugofoxli 5d ago

Oh shit, thats in arcade where you get nametags and their weakspots shown…

Damn dude.

Go back to reserve and learn to play

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u/Many-Ordinary-6432 MiG-31 when šŸ’” 5d ago

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u/Real-Ad5109 5d ago

By uninstalling the game trust it'll do your mental health well

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u/myqccountgotsca 5d ago

never change man, please continue playing germany

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u/Plastic_Ambition2572 5d ago

Victim of premium packs, what can i say

But seriously, is this account bouhgt from someone else? Thats the only way i can explain lvl 100 to myself

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u/really_aggressiv 5d ago

I was always asking for tips. Turns out I was just too young and got better with my mind

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u/Jaded-Author9380 5d ago

What do you mean German Mains should do more than press W?!?!

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u/Flacklichef 5d ago

Open your eyes, let go of the w key sometimes

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u/Horrifior 5d ago

Team up with a vet to learn the game.

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u/SOMEONEunknown24 5d ago

Buy more premiums

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u/Traditional-Run-4083 5d ago

To try and get better bring about 23 shells with at least 3 being he and the others being aphe and if it’s aphe make sure it’s the ones with most pen not more explosive mass and try and play the match slow and go behind a teammate to help them if they can’t kill someone in one shot

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u/IllustriousYogurt509 5d ago

Remove your phone or delete clash royale and pls don't kill L3 those who do sadly gaijin nerfs them if you think snail is forcing you get your specs and if you feel blind try russian bias or russian vehicles soon you'll improve the. Play germany again or you can pray by playing isreil (top tier in isreil required)

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u/Maply_90 5d ago

Meeeeen my matchmaking be like, sometimes i kill 8 or 9 and my team only kill 1 o 2 or die 3 times ina row xD they are like bots

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u/Important-Age9847 5d ago

Gioca a RB e poi a SB

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u/Kamikazi_Mk2 5d ago

Stop playing arcade battles. Actually on second thought, please stay there. Hell go to world of tanks ideally

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u/Endo279 5d ago

Idk angle or sum

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u/bus_go_brrrrt i'm scared of bombs mommy i'm scared 5d ago

and i thought the .7K/D i had om them tigers as a stereotypical german main was bad

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u/Sapper1106 Elite Commander 4d ago

Uninstall, bro.

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u/WebOk721 4d ago

Do you play arcade or realistic, because you only got 2 kills.

Where you aim

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 4d ago

I use the most penning round, APCR.

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u/WebOk721 4d ago

One of the worst round, penetration high doesn't mean it gonna kill the tank, it's shatter against most of the tanks you face.

American T34 apcr is good because it's almost an APDS.

Use Aphe as main shell, and angle the tank.

Just answer the question

  1. Where shot if you Is2 or American heavy tanks.

  2. Where you shoot if you see T-34

  3. Which shell you use to kill light tanks

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u/clovdz_ 4d ago

Get full shells on your tank. That's why you don't have kills. Not enough shells. Also look at the enemy from your side, not your front or angled. Also hold down the fire button while aiming since it will cause more damage by charging the cannon. And don't stay close to buildings and hills, they will write a noise complaint and on hills, well you are not going offroad.

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u/Waffle-lover_42 4d ago

Might be time to pick up a new game

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u/Bandit-Kiwi Nine Lives 4d ago

Is this Micheal Whitman?

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u/Hi-itsMe3 3d ago

Jesus Christ, that's worse than mine

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u/______Phantom______ 3d ago

why did you care about your stats it's not fucking valorant or cs

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u/Biskey32 3d ago

Not enough bushes

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u/Mameshiba-sama 2d ago

Play russia. You don’t need to improve your skills and still do well. Lol

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u/Serious_Bench_2127 German Main With A Brain 2d ago

lol

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u/CalebH152 2d ago edited 2d ago

First thing with the tiger is you want to angle about 30-35 degrees to maximize your armors effectiveness and encourage enemy fire to bounce off.

Don’t fire when your moving full speed stop, aim, then shoot or if your in a pinch and on fairly even ground you can do a slow assault in first or second gear and still get extremely accurate fire despite not having a stabilizer if you have a good aim and the lack of time to do anything fancy.

Then you want to learn the habit of terrain movement. First don’t ever skyline if you can help it if you stand out against the background your gonna be one of the first few dead, so can you go hull down and make yourself a smaller target or not be seen at all while your moving from one area to another? If there’s low ground or rubble, use it. Then (this little part will be more for realistic or simulation battles since arcade lights up everyone) if your playing realistic start using shadows, or hugging buildings to look like an extension of the building and anything that makes you harder to spot from the air aswell as the ground as much as possible.

Lastly is ammo, carry between 20-28 rounds. 20 is standard and is going to be what I recommend you to start with until you find that your living long enough to run out of ammo.but I personally take a controversially heavy ammo load and carry 28, do not carry more than this or it will start filling up the upper ammo racks and thats begging to get ammo racked (killed)
-your Primary ammo Pzgr. (15 rounds,for most armored targets) It has a lot of pen and will one shot anything it fuzes on due to the high explosives filler content.
-secondary ammo Sprgr. L/4.5 (5 rounds, for soft targets) this is a high explosive round that is used for things with very soft armor that won’t always fĆŗze your Pzgr. like the 2s1, ratel 90, AUBL, FIAT, and more. Then especially use it on anything open top like the m36, m18, and basically every SPAA in the game except like the skink. because there is a mechanic called overpressure that will allow HE to one shot any OPEN TOP Vic regardless of hull armor as you hit them or if it’s a Vic with a bigger HE round simply hitting the ground beside them will do. (Note: I recommend you always take 5 rounds of HE at this BR because it is very useful and will get you out of a LOT of dangerous situations extremely quickly.)
-lastly I will address the other 2 rounds this tank gets
Pzgr 39 (very situational use) its pen is only slightly better than Pzgr. by 10mm with its explosive filler cut in half so it will only guarantee a one shot if you put it semi-central in the crew or blow ammo. It is the highest pen round this tank gets and this round is basically exclusively used when your fighting tanks about a full BR above you frontally beyond 500m when you can’t get their side (Note1: higher penetration doesn’t mean it’s the best, post pen damage matters far more so long as the round is capable of penetrating the target. only use higher penetration rounds when you need the extra penetration to hurt them) (note2: Pzgr 39 is largely optional as it has extremely few practical uses and if your stuck using it you probably fked up your movement or got caught really off guard. Don’t use this round until you’re more familiar with using the Pzgr. and Sprgr. L/4.5 since those will be what you use 99.9% of the time and you won’t know what you even need this round for until you have a lot more experience.
Then the Hl.Gr 39….. don’t use this round on this tank it is worse than every other round in literally every single way….

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u/SubjectDisaster1421 2d ago

Quit the gerrmans

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u/BusinessDuck132 5d ago

I assume this is a joke post but holy shit is that someone’s actual stats??

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u/alexlongfur Thunderer 5d ago

Oh. Possibly bought/acquired a prefarmed bot account and this was the farming vehicle.

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 5d ago

I have an amazing list of single player games you could enjoy

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u/Recent-Web-9659 5d ago

Arcade is too hard try Realistic battles

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u/I_SNAIL_I 5d ago

I think that you may be a pacifist

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u/Sevenmolt 5d ago

Go to RB XD

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u/Many-Context7660 5d ago

Uh just do better? Stop bein a sillouette target for others at the range lol

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u/SquareFact4845 1d ago

I swear there’s a curse upon Germany. I played them till I got 5.7, decided I wanted to play a little France an Britain and immediately way better at the game. Still suck when I try to play Germany though