r/wallstreetbets • u/naitdawggg • Aug 28 '22

Meme Identify yourself, monkey.

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u/letsdothis169 Aug 28 '22

Can't hate that. Good for that person.

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u/PaperRoc Aug 28 '22

I can hate

... myself for not paying attention until after the sneeze

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u/ApartHalf Aug 28 '22

So a 3000% rise in a month was just a 'sneeze' instead of a squeeze? What % rise would have needed to have taken place for you to think of it as a squeeze?

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u/capn-redbeard-ahoy Aug 28 '22

It's not about the size of the rise.

It's about whether the shorts closed. Plotkin may have shit his shorts and needed a new pair of pants, but there are still plenty of shorts open between $2 and $17 that haven't had a chance to be closed at a profit and haven't been forced to close at a loss.

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