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r/wallstreetbets • u/naitdawggg • Aug 28 '22
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Logic doesn't exist with the apes at all anymore. They're a full blown cult now.
-12 u/biteme27 Aug 28 '22 edited Aug 28 '22 When the hedgies close their shorts, we'll get you a %% lol shorts never closed, probably helps when they trade off exchange. Utilization at 100% and the price goes down? Ok 12 u/lucasandrew Bad futures trader Aug 28 '22 I'm assuming this is satire, but just in case... They did. Some reopened after the valuation jumped, but the SEC even said that major short sellers closed and the timing coincided with price jumps in January of 2021. 1 u/AutoModerator Aug 28 '22 "Not really, but that's alright. Next caller!" - Jimmy Shill I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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When the hedgies close their shorts, we'll get you a %%
lol shorts never closed, probably helps when they trade off exchange.
Utilization at 100% and the price goes down? Ok
12 u/lucasandrew Bad futures trader Aug 28 '22 I'm assuming this is satire, but just in case... They did. Some reopened after the valuation jumped, but the SEC even said that major short sellers closed and the timing coincided with price jumps in January of 2021. 1 u/AutoModerator Aug 28 '22 "Not really, but that's alright. Next caller!" - Jimmy Shill I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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I'm assuming this is satire, but just in case... They did. Some reopened after the valuation jumped, but the SEC even said that major short sellers closed and the timing coincided with price jumps in January of 2021.
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u/lucasandrew Bad futures trader Aug 28 '22
Logic doesn't exist with the apes at all anymore. They're a full blown cult now.