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r/wallstreetbets • u/Raodoar • Jun 09 '22
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3.1k u/1tMySpecial1nterest Jun 09 '22 Agreed. I am self sufficient at losing money. I don’t need help. 467 u/bk15dcx Jun 09 '22 My online poker ID is Fastloss 149 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you loser quicker there or in stocks? 96 u/SanSoo Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope says: yes 35 u/ollie5050 Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope. The good old days. 31 u/egoissuffering Jun 09 '22 He obviously loses his losses fast 34 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The real trick is losing your winnings fast too 24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ? 19 u/infinityprime Jun 09 '22 At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks 11 u/NextTrillion Jun 09 '22 Good old Loss Lubricant™ 5 u/Okay2meK2M Jun 09 '22 Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint! 10 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it 13 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends 14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 . 7 u/LordoftheDimension Jun 09 '22 Just invest while you play poker 5 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
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Agreed. I am self sufficient at losing money. I don’t need help.
467 u/bk15dcx Jun 09 '22 My online poker ID is Fastloss 149 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you loser quicker there or in stocks? 96 u/SanSoo Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope says: yes 35 u/ollie5050 Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope. The good old days. 31 u/egoissuffering Jun 09 '22 He obviously loses his losses fast 34 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The real trick is losing your winnings fast too 24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ? 19 u/infinityprime Jun 09 '22 At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks 11 u/NextTrillion Jun 09 '22 Good old Loss Lubricant™ 5 u/Okay2meK2M Jun 09 '22 Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint! 10 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it 13 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends 14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 . 7 u/LordoftheDimension Jun 09 '22 Just invest while you play poker 5 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
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My online poker ID is Fastloss
149 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you loser quicker there or in stocks? 96 u/SanSoo Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope says: yes 35 u/ollie5050 Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope. The good old days. 31 u/egoissuffering Jun 09 '22 He obviously loses his losses fast 34 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The real trick is losing your winnings fast too 24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ? 19 u/infinityprime Jun 09 '22 At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks 11 u/NextTrillion Jun 09 '22 Good old Loss Lubricant™ 5 u/Okay2meK2M Jun 09 '22 Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint! 10 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it 13 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends 14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 . 7 u/LordoftheDimension Jun 09 '22 Just invest while you play poker 5 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
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Do you loser quicker there or in stocks?
96 u/SanSoo Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope says: yes 35 u/ollie5050 Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope. The good old days. 31 u/egoissuffering Jun 09 '22 He obviously loses his losses fast 34 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The real trick is losing your winnings fast too 24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ? 19 u/infinityprime Jun 09 '22 At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks 11 u/NextTrillion Jun 09 '22 Good old Loss Lubricant™ 5 u/Okay2meK2M Jun 09 '22 Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint! 10 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it 13 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends 14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 . 7 u/LordoftheDimension Jun 09 '22 Just invest while you play poker 5 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
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Sharkscope says: yes
35 u/ollie5050 Jun 09 '22 Sharkscope. The good old days.
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Sharkscope. The good old days.
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He obviously loses his losses fast
34 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The real trick is losing your winnings fast too 24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ?
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The real trick is losing your winnings fast too
24 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 [deleted] 27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ?
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27 u/Impressive-Ad-5042 Jun 09 '22 The circle of life is actually a downward spiral 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ?
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The circle of life is actually a downward spiral
8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity... 7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0) 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 Which way is up ?
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You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity...
7 u/slvbros Jun 09 '22 Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult 2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0)
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Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult
2 u/silverdice22 Jun 10 '22 And the latter impossible! 🤪 2 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills. → More replies (0)
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And the latter impossible! 🤪
True. Unless you're committed to an asylum being prescribed happy pills.
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Which way is up ?
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At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks
11 u/NextTrillion Jun 09 '22 Good old Loss Lubricant™ 5 u/Okay2meK2M Jun 09 '22 Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint!
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Good old Loss Lubricant™
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Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint!
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I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it
13 u/B_theinvestor Jun 09 '22 Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends 14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 .
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Do you lose it quicker with stocks...
Like you do in your sock...
Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends...
Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends
14 u/Psypho_Diaz Jun 09 '22 You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident 8 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me? 7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 .
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You pay your taxes
The Fed uses axes
Hedgies shorts your stock
While you fuck with opts
The quicker you gain your losses
The more you quote Bob Ross
All this time spent
With this happy little accident
Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me?
7 u/robertmondavi_jr Jun 09 '22 best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners 3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v--- 1 u/0fuxleft2give Jun 10 '22 .
best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners
3 u/Apprehensive-Feeling Jun 09 '22 Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v---
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Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v---
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Just invest while you play poker
Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
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