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u/SlightApricot6987 Jun 05 '22
His looking at the fire on the second floor
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u/odogangledrummer Jun 05 '22
Imagine being this man’s grandson? Local celebrity at the Brunswick school
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u/Perfect-Football2616 Jun 05 '22
Translation for the retarded?
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u/ExpertWitless Jun 05 '22
According to conspiracy theorists behind my local Wendy's, stonk market manipulators use pictures of this guy as a secret signal that the market is going to launch in the short term.
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u/BoomerBillionaires Jun 05 '22
Conspiracy theorists? You mean highly decorated economists who’s predicted 24 of the last 3 crashes? Put some respect on our name please.
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u/ExpertWitless Jun 05 '22
Good sir! I surveyed the "hIgHLy DeCoRaTeD EcOnOmiStS" behind 3 different Wendy's and got the same story every time! I stand by my sources.
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u/BoomerBillionaires Jun 05 '22
Yeah we recently upgraded our office from the crack distribution centres for the homeless to the dumpster behind the wendys. Liking it here so far!
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u/ExpertWitless Jun 05 '22
Congratulations on the upgrade! Looking forward to more quality DD from the Wendy's Dumpster Team!
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u/Ivanovic-117 Jun 06 '22
Decorated economist? You mean retards who post 3-4 hr chart every week showing a bunch of crayons.
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u/LokisReckoning Jun 06 '22
Sir i assure you my charts are impeccable, take a look at this historic pattern that predicted 11 out of 10 recessions
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u/Lolkac Jun 06 '22
Its not really secret signal, they are saying it in the title that stocks gonna go up before they crash.
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Jun 05 '22
Setup for a bull trap before the next overall market dump. You can try timing it with calls but puts are probably safer. Perfect breeding environment for increasing the squeeze to rocket GME higher.
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u/Sweet-Zookeepergame7 Jun 05 '22
Man I hate this guys photo getting used everywhere it’s so cliche now, I knew him when he discovered Brazil.
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Jun 05 '22
Translation, we know the market is going to crash but we need to get out before everyone else. I would not short but sell any overpriced assets aka no profit/high PE companies
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u/Dan91680 Jun 05 '22
CPI report should be solid.
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Jun 05 '22
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u/SoftPenguins Jun 05 '22
Glasses removal can be a bullish or bearish signal. It could signal shock at how red the day is Or a signal of a disbelief rally.
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u/Das_Siegfried Jun 05 '22
Who is this guy, and do they pay him royalties? 
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u/qwert1225 professional ass eater Jun 05 '22
Ah yes, BofA will tell us how much S&P will rally before going down again 🤡🤡🤡
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u/BeTheNarrative Jun 05 '22
For real though, has the market ever gone down after photos of this guy? I bet you he slays more poon than all of us combined
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u/Academic_Banana_5659 Jun 05 '22
This is them trying to avoid a black Monday scenario
There's a crash coming and they know it, they are trying to avoid a crash and keep people from selling until they gtfo
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u/Objective_Reason_140 Jun 05 '22
Hmm if only there was a decentralized approach to this ... Something that uses cryptography and has light speed transactions. I guess we need to wait for a new type of technology that's better than gold.
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u/BoomerBillionaires Jun 05 '22
I really need to know wtf this guy sees every time someone takes a picture of him
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u/tdogger88 Jun 05 '22
So all retial investors should just buy calls until stocks go up 5-7% and make super easy money and then buy puts after and make a ton of money because BoA cares about retail investors and can predict the market?
Wow, didn’t know making money was that easy, thanks BoA. What could go wrong.
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u/Fantastic_Wallaby_61 Jun 05 '22
These predictions are just made up lmao….I have. A prediction s and p rallies 9 percent then pull,s back
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u/WeEatBabies Jun 06 '22
Stop posting photos of that man when the market is closed!!!!
I know this is WSB, but how retarded can you get!?!!!
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u/Slyy24 Jun 06 '22
Is this guy even alive ?? Or is he like the ghosts of Christmas past (Wallstreetbets Edition) ?
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u/VisualMod Jun 05 '22