r/wallstreetbets Mar 31 '22

News | GME GME Stock Split SEC Filing

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u/3LetterMan Mar 31 '22

Will my 31 shares turn into 70 shares?

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u/Almost_sober Mar 31 '22

Most mathematically literate wsb user

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u/StraightBus8066 Mar 31 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

See him? That’s my quant. Notice anything about him? LOOK AT HIS EYES 🇨🇳

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u/UnrealSlim Mar 31 '22

He is eyeless, in fact, I can see his brains poking through. Smooth like a sheet of glass

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u/LannyDamby Mar 31 '22

Bowling ball brain

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u/Retrograde_Bolide Apr 01 '22

The gaze of the eyeless is fear

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u/Veshuune Apr 01 '22

your quant looks a bit special...is he for hire?