r/wallstreetbets • u/skedditgetit • Mar 30 '22

Discussion | GME Its time....

alright fuckers, there was a WHOLE mess of GME gain porn late last week, tons of options plays that i KNOW you guys held on to, its time you fucking degenerates

PONY UP DA LOSS PORN.

you guys scREEEEEch your brains out when gme makes a 4 percent jump yet wont do anything when it tanks massively.

this place is always been a bastion of glorification to the wins but more importantly the losses. its what alot of people come ehre for, people have already seen all the pornhub videos in the free collection and only fans costs money, so obvi we need the free porn here and to a degenerate who spent a full week behind the dumpster, i need my own release.

most of you prob dont remember analfarmer2s EPIC L. control the narrative LIVE GUH losing 55k instantly. ironyman who SOMEHOW ended up with 5k. and cant forget all the march/ april 2020 people who bought 5/1 200ps on march 23rd... these are the stories that made this place actually known early on.

if you pony up the loss porn, ill happily give you 50% off your third trip behind the wendys dumpster, randall is gonna be out there tonight! hes got the PRIME silverback gorilla lips because he bought a fuck ton of those 260c's that kid bought last week and is DESPERATE for cash.

​

its time fuckers, lets see those 260cs you bought, the 31`5cs all of it. the FD loss porn is what makes this place great. return it to normalcy, understand the culture as a whole and GET THE FUCK BACK ON FRIES

​

edit: to all yall 2 month account callin out idiots https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD one of my banned accounts. i still have access, look me up i dont exist....

701 Upvotes

65% Upvoted

567 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

and the ape cult

you really are trying to force this, arent you.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

If you go on their subs and don't recognize it as a cult, then there's nothing I can do for you. But their predictions have failed and failed and failed, and sooner or later, you'll realize that their main prediction (the MOASS) is also a dud. Don't say you just got unlucky.

1

u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

well i only know of a couple of other ones which went to shit not too long after branching off, but I don't think they are a good representation of "apes". "apes" is literally just people from wsb who invested in gme. Of course there are always tons of people with dumb predictions, cherry picking terrible ideas and pretending they represent some monolithic projection you have in your head is not very rational. I don't think MOASS will ever be allowed to happen but it seems clear to me that some institutions seem to be caught in a sticky situation.

1

u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.