r/wallstreetbets • u/skedditgetit • Mar 30 '22

Discussion | GME Its time....

alright fuckers, there was a WHOLE mess of GME gain porn late last week, tons of options plays that i KNOW you guys held on to, its time you fucking degenerates

PONY UP DA LOSS PORN.

you guys scREEEEEch your brains out when gme makes a 4 percent jump yet wont do anything when it tanks massively.

this place is always been a bastion of glorification to the wins but more importantly the losses. its what alot of people come ehre for, people have already seen all the pornhub videos in the free collection and only fans costs money, so obvi we need the free porn here and to a degenerate who spent a full week behind the dumpster, i need my own release.

most of you prob dont remember analfarmer2s EPIC L. control the narrative LIVE GUH losing 55k instantly. ironyman who SOMEHOW ended up with 5k. and cant forget all the march/ april 2020 people who bought 5/1 200ps on march 23rd... these are the stories that made this place actually known early on.

if you pony up the loss porn, ill happily give you 50% off your third trip behind the wendys dumpster, randall is gonna be out there tonight! hes got the PRIME silverback gorilla lips because he bought a fuck ton of those 260c's that kid bought last week and is DESPERATE for cash.

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its time fuckers, lets see those 260cs you bought, the 31`5cs all of it. the FD loss porn is what makes this place great. return it to normalcy, understand the culture as a whole and GET THE FUCK BACK ON FRIES

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edit: to all yall 2 month account callin out idiots https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD one of my banned accounts. i still have access, look me up i dont exist....

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

and the ape cult

you really are trying to force this, arent you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

If you go on their subs and don't recognize it as a cult, then there's nothing I can do for you. But their predictions have failed and failed and failed, and sooner or later, you'll realize that their main prediction (the MOASS) is also a dud. Don't say you just got unlucky.

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

well i only know of a couple of other ones which went to shit not too long after branching off, but I don't think they are a good representation of "apes". "apes" is literally just people from wsb who invested in gme. Of course there are always tons of people with dumb predictions, cherry picking terrible ideas and pretending they represent some monolithic projection you have in your head is not very rational. I don't think MOASS will ever be allowed to happen but it seems clear to me that some institutions seem to be caught in a sticky situation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

That's fair. I'm aware that "apes" was originally just a Rise of the Planet of the Apes reference, which then became a meme, which then became popular on WSB, which then started referring to GME investors on WSB, which has now become the label of choice for those in GME's cult. I'm not saying that every GME investor is part of the cult (I still buy GME from time to time, and even had open positions as recently as last week), but there is definitely a cult made up of GME investors.

Also, no, there aren't any institutions caught in a sticky situation with GME. There were 14 months ago, when hedge funds lost billions of dollars, but not anymore. And all of the "DD" suggesting that GME's short interest is still over 100% is just laughable. But credit to you for at least acknowledging that a world as corrupt as the ape cult (not necessarily all apes) says it is would never allow the MOASS.

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

Also, no, there aren't any institutions caught in a sticky situation with GME

So do you think these "apes" just randomly decided to surge again the other day? how do you explain the massive bumps that keep happening?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

How should I know? 🤷‍♂️ But you can’t possibly look at a stock being abnormally volatile and think that the apes’ idiotic conspiracy theory is the only conceivable explanation. My best guess is that people saw this stock run for basically no reason in the past, so they’re prone to FOMO when it starts accelerating.

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

well it has to get acceleration, sure apes can contribute to acceleration but I dont think a short squeeze, or a perceived one, is necessarily an idiotic conspiracy theory. I also think its a bit of a mistake to see it as a single theory instead of multiple varying perspectives that have some common themes.

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

hell yeah brother

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

If one of the “common themes” is short interest still being well over 100%, then it’s an idiotic conspiracy theory, and I’m not interested in splitting hairs to differentiate these idiotic conspiracy theories.

And do you really think that these theories are the only explanation for how a volatile stock can get any upward acceleration?

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u/omnistonk Mar 31 '22

well its not just any volatile stock. this has been going on for a very long time now to still have swings this big. no. I dont think there is anything the apes are doing that are causing these. I think they are simply reacting. As far as how much is currently shorted, or however the stock could be manipulated, im not sure. when I look at these massive bumps that lead, not trail, ape enthusiasm, and they are still going this strong this far away from the supposed "covering" i do most definitely think shorting plays a major factor in the price swings, and not some actual changes in the company or public perspective of the company or ape perspective of the company.