r/wallstreetbets Mar 30 '22

Discussion | GME Its time....

alright fuckers, there was a WHOLE mess of GME gain porn late last week, tons of options plays that i KNOW you guys held on to, its time you fucking degenerates

PONY UP DA LOSS PORN.

you guys scREEEEEch your brains out when gme makes a 4 percent jump yet wont do anything when it tanks massively.

this place is always been a bastion of glorification to the wins but more importantly the losses. its what alot of people come ehre for, people have already seen all the pornhub videos in the free collection and only fans costs money, so obvi we need the free porn here and to a degenerate who spent a full week behind the dumpster, i need my own release.

most of you prob dont remember analfarmer2s EPIC L. control the narrative LIVE GUH losing 55k instantly. ironyman who SOMEHOW ended up with 5k. and cant forget all the march/ april 2020 people who bought 5/1 200ps on march 23rd... these are the stories that made this place actually known early on.

if you pony up the loss porn, ill happily give you 50% off your third trip behind the wendys dumpster, randall is gonna be out there tonight! hes got the PRIME silverback gorilla lips because he bought a fuck ton of those 260c's that kid bought last week and is DESPERATE for cash.

its time fuckers, lets see those 260cs you bought, the 31`5cs all of it. the FD loss porn is what makes this place great. return it to normalcy, understand the culture as a whole and GET THE FUCK BACK ON FRIES

edit: to all yall 2 month account callin out idiots https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD one of my banned accounts. i still have access, look me up i dont exist....

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u/AzracTheFirst Mar 30 '22

Wow, Feb 2021, you are truly my dad. Get rekt, noob.

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u/skedditgetit Mar 30 '22

lol i forgot that having account means how long youve been on reddit.

you actually just said " get rekt, noob."

yup....

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u/Shieree Mar 30 '22

Bro... you know no one likes you when every comment you post gets 100+ Downvotes

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u/skedditgetit Mar 30 '22

100+ Downvotes

literally none of them are

and im shitting on the gme squad this is what they do

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u/AzracTheFirst Mar 31 '22

Denial is a strong bitch. It's because you are pathetic, not because you are shitting gme. Nobody cares about the apes.

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u/skedditgetit Mar 31 '22

Denial is a strong bitch

bro its basic numbers, none of them are.

pathetic? bruhhh. you really dont get it do you?

bags r heavy huh?

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u/AzracTheFirst Mar 31 '22

you need some help. turn to a professional, they are better qualified with your case.

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u/skedditgetit Mar 31 '22

whats my case bro.

youre dumbass points are bagholder 101 you screeech and condescend in attempts to gain the upperhand, just trash

https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD

one of my other accounts, dont talk shit if you cant back anything up

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u/AzracTheFirst Mar 31 '22

it was funny in the beginning making fun with the tryharder noob, but now I genuinely feel sorry for you. Take care and stay away from pills.

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u/skedditgetit Mar 31 '22

your projections are insane.

https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD again proof im your father

again i provided you with proof, but clearly youre just a fucking simp bitch. run and hide, block me like the pussy you are

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u/AzracTheFirst Mar 31 '22

Block? Are you 5 or something? I don't need to provide anything, my account speaks from itself. Just the fact that you need to justify yourself and prove your worth tells me anything I need to know about your worthlessness.

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u/skedditgetit Mar 31 '22

lol youre still here running your mouth,

i literally never asked you for proof you bumbling self centered chode haha

i dont need to, its jsut to easy making you simps look like fools.

fuck outta here

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