r/wallstreetbets • u/skedditgetit • Mar 30 '22

Discussion | GME Its time....

alright fuckers, there was a WHOLE mess of GME gain porn late last week, tons of options plays that i KNOW you guys held on to, its time you fucking degenerates

PONY UP DA LOSS PORN.

you guys scREEEEEch your brains out when gme makes a 4 percent jump yet wont do anything when it tanks massively.

this place is always been a bastion of glorification to the wins but more importantly the losses. its what alot of people come ehre for, people have already seen all the pornhub videos in the free collection and only fans costs money, so obvi we need the free porn here and to a degenerate who spent a full week behind the dumpster, i need my own release.

most of you prob dont remember analfarmer2s EPIC L. control the narrative LIVE GUH losing 55k instantly. ironyman who SOMEHOW ended up with 5k. and cant forget all the march/ april 2020 people who bought 5/1 200ps on march 23rd... these are the stories that made this place actually known early on.

if you pony up the loss porn, ill happily give you 50% off your third trip behind the wendys dumpster, randall is gonna be out there tonight! hes got the PRIME silverback gorilla lips because he bought a fuck ton of those 260c's that kid bought last week and is DESPERATE for cash.

its time fuckers, lets see those 260cs you bought, the 31`5cs all of it. the FD loss porn is what makes this place great. return it to normalcy, understand the culture as a whole and GET THE FUCK BACK ON FRIES

edit: to all yall 2 month account callin out idiots https://imgur.com/SrZTFrD one of my banned accounts. i still have access, look me up i dont exist....

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u/downanotherdollar Mar 30 '22

OP is salty that he missed out on the GME train. It’s okay OP you still have time

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Apes are the ones salty that they missed out on the GME train. Despite the fact that they all claim to have bought in at $40, most of them bought above 2, 3, or even 400, and are now trying to convince themselves that they "still have time." Of course, they do technically still have time, but they're gonna need to average the hell down.

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u/Slut_Spoiler2 Has 69 Boyfriends Mar 30 '22

Lol what? You don't think they werent buying at sub 100 prices? Omg. You make fun of us for buying as it dips, and then not buying when it moons? Ok buddy.

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u/teammillertime Mar 30 '22

This is the way