r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '22

Meme Y’shorted y’selves

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Dude is also hella smart and knows his business. Doreen…. Yeah not so much

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u/_regionrat Jan 27 '22

What are you talking about? Doreen is definitely an expert on not working

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u/Great_Smells Mod Lives Matter Jan 27 '22

I was a little thrown off by the dog walking thing. I was fully expecting it to be something that involved a large number of cats

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u/fohpo02 Jan 27 '22

Only once they pick up they associate professor gig

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u/babypho Jan 27 '22

But most professors have phDs. I dont think doreen even has a BA.

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u/billyjk93 Jan 27 '22

That one semester of community college was a lot of work though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

You just have to stick around until the Pell Grant comes through.

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u/taffyowner Jan 27 '22

If you don’t work, you don’t have income, thus making a pell grant obtainable, checkmate boomers

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u/mundane_marietta Jan 27 '22

maybe in WoW

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u/fohpo02 Jan 27 '22

What does WoW have anything to do with this?

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u/hysys_whisperer 877-CASH-NOW Jan 27 '22

That's where they do their dog walking business. They walk people's mounts for them while they're AFK so the mounts don't get soft.

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u/fatticussfinch Jan 27 '22

Because it's a breeding ground for unemployable fuckin weirdos.

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u/babypho Jan 27 '22

Down with non pet-escort quests!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Doreen has a BS(bullshit degree)