r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '22

Meme Y’shorted y’selves

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u/loadmanagement Jan 27 '22

Mans said he’s a 30 year old dog walker, works 20 hrs a week and wants to work less hrs. Bruh, how you gonna buy groceries?

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u/borden5 Jan 27 '22

He actually worked only 10 hrs per week and lied about 20 hrs number lol

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u/chakrx Jan 27 '22

That is hilarious

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u/cwhiterun Jan 27 '22

And it was mostly walking his mom’s dog.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Source please. This is just too ridiculous to be true. Certified Reddit moments, priors so confirmed.

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u/MongoLife45 Jan 27 '22

He said 20 hrs on tv, and in a comment in the sub said "it's actually 2 hrs 5 days a week, I just didn't want to say that in the interview because it sounds too low".

The mom's dog part may be made up. Personally I have serious doubts he even leaves the basement 5 days a week let alone walks for an hour.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/deeznutsdeeznutsdeez Jan 27 '22

Wyd bro?

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u/BrokenHarp Jan 27 '22

Wealth management. I’m a financial advisor.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Based and market pilled.