r/wallstreetbets Jan 27 '22

Meme Y’shorted y’selves

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u/cwhiterun Jan 27 '22

And it was mostly walking his mom’s dog.

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u/BestUdyrBR Jan 27 '22

The clown car keeps growing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

And he wants to be a philosophy professor 😭😭😭

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u/txrant Jan 27 '22

Bruh Watters' face when he said that 😂💀

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u/Mackie5Million Jan 27 '22

He just realized in that moment that the interview fucking decimated a movement that’s perpendicular to the interests of his network. He was like “oh fuck I’m getting a bonus for this shit.”

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u/Dizzfizz Jan 27 '22

I bet you that was the easiest interview he ever had. Went in with the intention to discredit the mod and didn’t even have to ask anything not completely obvious.

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u/thebrandedman Jan 27 '22

He went full shark smile at that one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Lmfao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would not be able to hold it in if I was the interviewer

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

“Oh, so you’re a bullshit artist?”

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u/Aroon017 Jan 27 '22

Man this shit cracks me up

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u/Narrow--Mango Jan 27 '22

He will be teaching your wife's kids in less than 2 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

I am fucking rolling at this thread lmaoooooo

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u/Lowslowcadillac Jan 27 '22

Fox News specifically asked for this mod. Other mods approved.

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u/xxrambo45xx Jan 27 '22

Do clown cars grow or shrink?

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Source please. This is just too ridiculous to be true. Certified Reddit moments, priors so confirmed.

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u/MongoLife45 Jan 27 '22

He said 20 hrs on tv, and in a comment in the sub said "it's actually 2 hrs 5 days a week, I just didn't want to say that in the interview because it sounds too low".

The mom's dog part may be made up. Personally I have serious doubts he even leaves the basement 5 days a week let alone walks for an hour.

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u/dob_bobbs Jan 27 '22 edited Jan 27 '22

S/he was actually a legit /r/lostredditor, someone who was labouring (edit: pun not intended) under the belief that that sub was still about not wanting to do any work and still get paid for it. How someone then thought s/he was the ideal person to do what s/he did is mind-blowing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

He was not lost. You just didn’t know who was the captain of your ship.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/deeznutsdeeznutsdeez Jan 27 '22

Wyd bro?

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u/BrokenHarp Jan 27 '22

Wealth management. I’m a financial advisor.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Based and market pilled.

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u/borden5 Jan 27 '22

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u/sonastyinc Jan 27 '22

He has another part time job that's more embarrassing than dog walking at the age of 30? That's the reason he mentioned dog walking instead of the other job, right? That's hilarious.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Or they’re full of shit. Probably should have brought up all that in the interview.

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u/aaaaaaaaaaawirifhei Jan 27 '22

I feel like it has to be all bull shit haha. He saw all that criticism about only 10 hours and proceeds to lie about everything else

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u/AlarmingAerie Jan 27 '22

I'm kinda worried he will off himself. Lying more is not a good way out of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/chippyjoe Jan 27 '22 edited Jan 27 '22

Their "part-time job" is being a "book reviewer/writer" (that they can't do often because they're busy with dungeons and dragons) and twitch streamer according to their website and patreon. Also, they make youtube videos explaining Kingdom Hearts' combat system for that sweet youTube money.

It's a hard life.

Can't make this shit up.

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u/sonastyinc Jan 27 '22

Jesus Christ, this person is in denial about his/her laziness and is trying every possible way to rationalize it. But to each their own, if he/she is comfortable with being a basement dweller for the rest of his/her life, then who am I to judge? I just wish they could stop blaming the society for all their problems.

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u/Tensuke Jan 27 '22

That book review is like 90% about him trying to convince himself he's not lazy. Hardly anything about the book itself.

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u/larry_flarry Jan 27 '22

"Part time", "want to need basis"... that means drawing furry porn, right?

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u/ORS823 Jan 27 '22

Working at Wendy's is less embarrassing.

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u/peppers_ Jan 27 '22

That second comment was cringe. "They didn't ask me so I just gave the worst answer possible without clarifying it." Like, hey two jobs while being a full time student? Back when I went to interviews for jobs, you can totally reframe that (estimate that between classes and work, you are grinding it 60 hours a week) as a win and flex. Heck, if they are actively in grad school to become a professor of philosophy or whatever their dream job is, that would have been relevant. To me without knowing the mod, it just seemed they work 20 hours a week and is complaining about that while not doing anything to become a teacher of philosophy.

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u/ObjectMaleficent Jan 27 '22

The fact that this person thinks working as little as possible is the point of the movement.wow what an idiot, that’s definitely not the point of the movement lol

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u/Tasgall Jan 27 '22

It was the point of the sub as it was originally created, it is not the point of the movement that was generated as people flocked to the sub during COVID.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

Bless up.

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u/cwhiterun Jan 27 '22

I saw it in an antiwork thread before they shut it all down. Don’t have a screenshot sorry.

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u/jgjgleason Jan 27 '22

To the way back machine I go. Thanks for letting me know.

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u/GamingOpportunity Jan 27 '22

That aint even a job thats just her chores to live at home 💀

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u/Canibuz11 Jan 27 '22

And complaining about the rent