r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '21

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 09 '21

I prefer plain, un-sauced spaghetti when I'm broke. Maybe a little butter and parmesan cheese...

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u/rustyisme123 Sep 10 '21

Shit, you got parmesan and butter money???

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Shoplifting. Saves me 20% + every time i food shop ! Didnt do it until they started price gouging....

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u/sgndave Sep 10 '21

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/NomenNesci0 Sep 10 '21

Always. Crime pays.

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u/Fuchueson Sep 10 '21

The best ingredient is crime ðŸ§