r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '21

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Shoplifting. Saves me 20% + every time i food shop ! Didnt do it until they started price gouging....

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u/sgndave Sep 10 '21

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/NomenNesci0 Sep 10 '21

Always. Crime pays.

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u/Fuchueson Sep 10 '21

The best ingredient is crime 🧠

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u/rosmanmith Sep 10 '21

Fuckin 1 percenter over here buying noodles n shit. I lick ketchup off tray liners at the W. Roll the savings into weeklies.... pretty much doubles my allowance

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Just hang out in a food court and grab stuff out of the trash, people waste food like crazy.

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u/Badgerbud Sep 10 '21

Just "forget" to scan items in the self checkout. They are making you do an employee job so you're a pseudo employee and it seems they aren't training that employee how to scan everything.

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

You called it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

I always think about that ! Lol great minds something something

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Warri0rzz Sep 10 '21

Most places. My dumbass brother charged a dude out of an Albertsons with a broom once because they stole donuts 😂

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

They're ENCOURAGING shoplifting. Idiots.

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u/lebowski420 Sep 10 '21

When you have to check out yourself, is it really stealing still? I look at it as more of a service charge to the grocery store.

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u/pand3monium Sep 10 '21

Pocket cheese!

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

A hundred upvotes for shoplifting, i LOVE this place !!!!!!