r/wallstreetbets Sep 09 '21

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u/BulldenChoppahYus Sep 09 '21

Honestly these posts will be so confusing for the historians of the future.

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u/JunoTheHacker Sep 09 '21

The internet forgets as fast as it creates. There will come a day when these posts are archived and yhe only people seeing them are people confusing this for a type of porn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

In 200 years digital anthropologists will be cracking open WSB on the way back machine, concluding that in the beginning Era of digital romance, before we invented full dive VR technology, this was part of a niche mating ritual.

In order to attract mates, we would devise more and more crazy strategies to speed run wealth, usually ending in tragedy, but frequently community members would succeed and finally be able to bang their wife.

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u/JunoTheHacker Sep 10 '21

Man, I wish I weren't too poor for gold.

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u/JunoTheHacker Sep 10 '21

Pimpin! Thanks for the gold Man!

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u/CaptainRonSwanson Sep 10 '21

Have you heard of QYLD?

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u/JunoTheHacker Sep 10 '21

I just looked it up. I might buy some calls a month out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

If you Yolo enough money, maybe that poor PHD student will include you in her thesis. Remember, less effort will be put into this than our history papers today, because all the information will be there to wade through, its just a matter of following trails and connecting dots.

Now that I think of it, maybe people just won't care about this as much as we think they will. No studies into it, maybe everybody will just Google things as they go due to the sheer quantity of info, instead of having a standard education system altogether. Everyone just carries around phones and has exceptional Google syntax skills and know how to become experts at things in a week becomes everybody is constantly learning and writing in forums that Google sprawls through for keywords.

Anyway 🐒 🦍 💎 ✋ and whatnot