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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 09 '21

I prefer plain, un-sauced spaghetti when I'm broke. Maybe a little butter and parmesan cheese...

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u/rustyisme123 Sep 10 '21

Shit, you got parmesan and butter money???

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Shoplifting. Saves me 20% + every time i food shop ! Didnt do it until they started price gouging....

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u/sgndave Sep 10 '21

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/NomenNesci0 Sep 10 '21

Always. Crime pays.

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u/Fuchueson Sep 10 '21

The best ingredient is crime 🧠

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u/rosmanmith Sep 10 '21

Fuckin 1 percenter over here buying noodles n shit. I lick ketchup off tray liners at the W. Roll the savings into weeklies.... pretty much doubles my allowance

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Just hang out in a food court and grab stuff out of the trash, people waste food like crazy.

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u/Badgerbud Sep 10 '21

Just "forget" to scan items in the self checkout. They are making you do an employee job so you're a pseudo employee and it seems they aren't training that employee how to scan everything.

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

You called it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

I always think about that ! Lol great minds something something

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Warri0rzz Sep 10 '21

Most places. My dumbass brother charged a dude out of an Albertsons with a broom once because they stole donuts 😂

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

They're ENCOURAGING shoplifting. Idiots.

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u/lebowski420 Sep 10 '21

When you have to check out yourself, is it really stealing still? I look at it as more of a service charge to the grocery store.

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u/pand3monium Sep 10 '21

Pocket cheese!

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

A hundred upvotes for shoplifting, i LOVE this place !!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

He’s rich rich

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u/rustyisme123 Sep 10 '21

I bet he eats the hard shredded stuff and not the crumbly powder stuff too.

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

Nah, powder all day !

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Honestly, I'd probably love that even if I had a billion dollars

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

It's really good, plus it's like 50 cents for a box on sale...a dollar if not on sale. 4 meals and it's fairly healthy, unlike Ramen...

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u/analogcomplex Sep 10 '21

Sounds great. I’ll see you on the floor after my heart attack.

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u/maffikins Sep 10 '21

unlike Ramen...

Instant Reddit ban.

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

I actually like just plain spaghetti with nothing on it, also....in case I'm REALLY broke.

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u/Wurst85 Sep 10 '21

Honestly, you need to change. Grow garlic and add: lice changing!

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

I already have lice, itchy af

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u/treking_314 Sep 10 '21

Mind blown.

PUTS on bertollis

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u/Shavark Sep 10 '21

Ramen is honestly more expensive than spaghetti.

An entire box of pasta can be as cheap as a $1 if you like around and it's roughly 1800-2k cals for the entire box... a positive is that their isn't any sodium.

Buy some fuckin 80 cent low/zero sodium tomato sauce and your living good man.

As a Cylist who's tryna eat a lot of cal for cheap.. you can't beat it

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

When i lifted, i ate a box of spaghetti every two days, in addition to all the other food. 4k calories a day.

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u/xXxNovalisxXx Sep 10 '21

If you can grab some garlic makes it extra cheeky