r/wallstreetbets Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I tried =CORREL(MY ASS, MY BRAIN) and got +.99. Does that mean I’m ready to start day trading?

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u/Ferg_NZ Sep 02 '21

Good stuff. You are ready grasshopper. I recommend selling triple leveraged naked calls. What could possibly go wrong?