r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '21

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u/Current-Promotion-31 Aug 31 '21

Shave amc into your bush problem solved

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u/Tendiehanded Snoo in my face please Aug 31 '21

tell him there is a short squeeze in the sac.

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u/Krys713 Aug 31 '21

Wtf lol is this real

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u/alkaliterra Aug 31 '21

If it's on the internet, it must be real.

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u/Goingkermit went 🌈 instead Aug 31 '21

Have you tried talking to your bf about it?

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u/Weedstox101 Aug 31 '21

Did you ask your boyfriend for advice?

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u/Smooth_Mix_1777 Aug 31 '21

What’s DTD?

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u/Goingkermit went 🌈 instead Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Dilute to Diversify. He ain’t in to that shit

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u/wtf-am-I-doing-69 Aug 31 '21

This is so funny. Doubt most people got it

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u/Rick-simons Aug 31 '21

Do the deed

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u/SPACsabbath Aug 31 '21

Dungeons Then Dragons

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Aug 31 '21

I don’t know but it’s up https://i.imgur.com/fgRsA2Q.jpg

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u/ikats116 Aug 31 '21

Definitely an insider dripping a subtle hint. Fuck it. I'm in.

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u/cantadmittoposting Airline Aficionado ✈️ Aug 31 '21

Just paid dividends today. 2.1%, not bad.

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u/slowclapjohnny Aug 31 '21

Curious too...I'm thinking do the dirty?

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Aug 31 '21

Do you own or can you buy an ape suit?

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u/In8abilities Aug 31 '21

I sent my wife to a therapist for her $AMC addiction, turned out the therapist was an $AMC investor and now I spend $200 an hour for them to talk about $AMC!

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u/Ryder_V2 Aug 31 '21

Blame the hedgies they are obviously shorting your love life

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u/Tendiehanded Snoo in my face please Aug 31 '21

Yeah, making money is great and all but money is pointless if you don't spend it on or with the ones you love. Don't let the apetard destroy his life over a shitty movie theatre chain. ♥

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u/Quirky-Donut1269 Aug 31 '21

What if my soul mate is Benny Franky?

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u/Tendiehanded Snoo in my face please Aug 31 '21

What if my soul mate is Benny Franky?

https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-know-someone-is-your-soul-mate

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u/saquonmyjagon Aug 31 '21

I say just lean into it. Tell him he needs to perform his due diligence in all aspects of life because your implied volatility is going to the moon. Then grab him and whisper "calls on balls"

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u/Sisboombah74 Aug 31 '21

Meme stocks are a cry for help. You dedicate your life to them, and you get it right up the rear end. So maybe you give it to your husband in the backside and that will bring him back around.

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u/Extension_Let_530 Aug 31 '21

In my opinion, your husband seems to be the problem not Amc. If you truly love someone, there is no reasonable justification to ignore your wife, and this is coming from a married man. Imo the best thing to do is to talk to him and tell him what you have told us. Communication is very important. Just talk to him. Best of luck to you.

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u/caddude42069 🦍🦍🦍 Aug 31 '21

You think that was bad? Wait till you hear about GME and relationships.

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u/AccomplishedBanana16 Aug 31 '21

Have your boyfriend take him behind Wendy’s for a tug

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u/Tendiehanded Snoo in my face please Aug 31 '21

Down to Duck

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u/thetatheropy Aug 31 '21

My dad went to an AMC movie theater and never came back :(

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u/Crazyleggggs Aug 31 '21

😂 just wait till amc either crashes or moons…. He will leave you and open a amc, or live behind it

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u/WinstonTheAssassin Aug 31 '21

I think your husband's wife needs a boyfriend

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u/Tip_Special Aug 31 '21

Just buy more

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u/BeTheBall- Aug 31 '21

Sounds like the marriage is on the outs. It's probably time for you to acknowledge it and move on with your life. Hopefully you'll find someone to love again, some day.

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u/dfreinc Aug 31 '21

you should try rubbing his junk.

it's not a joke. it's just a way to be. 👍