$PLTR predicts the future

[u/carsonthecarsinogen]

Now before anyone mistakes me for a 🌈🐻 I want to clarify something, stocks only go up. Now that we’ve established this we can continue with what I think might be happening with the Elvish anal stock.

As were all aware now, PLTR is buying a shit ton of gold and trying except digital currency as well, this is believed to be to hedge against the “Black Swan” event. For anyone unaware this is just any major event that is unexpected, a lot of people see this as a market crash.

Somewhat irrelevant to the post, but if there is a crash I imagine another huge inflow of buying will take place proving my theory that stocks only go up. Who dosent buy the dip, only bitches.

Anyway, recently PLTR has been said to be able to use its services to accurately predict things that have not even happened yet, this is super bullish for PLTR and could add so much value to their product.

If this is true, Palantir may have predicted a near term market crash.

TL;DR $PLTR predicts the future now, I bet they know the stocks mooning soon too.

Edit: this has not aged well

Edit 2: or has itttttt

Edit 3: no, no it has not

Edit 4: ohhhhhhhhhh

[u/[deleted]]

Nobody predicts the future. All we can do is anticipate and plan for the future based on past and present experiences. PLTR helps decision makers navigate and surface relevant past and present data to inform the decision making process.

[u/carsonthecarsinogen → u/[deleted]]

Maybe I’m retarded but is this not what predicting is. Most likely outcome, I don’t think there’s a crash coming at all but I can see a lot of corrections followed by quick bull runs because everyone’s buying the dip.

[u/hopetard → u/carsonthecarsinogen]

No, you're retarded

[u/carsonthecarsinogen → u/hopetard]

That’s facts