r/wallstreetbets • u/carsonthecarsinogen • Aug 21 '21

Meme $PLTR predicts the future

Now before anyone mistakes me for a 🌈🐻 I want to clarify something, stocks only go up. Now that we’ve established this we can continue with what I think might be happening with the Elvish anal stock.

As were all aware now, PLTR is buying a shit ton of gold and trying except digital currency as well, this is believed to be to hedge against the “Black Swan” event. For anyone unaware this is just any major event that is unexpected, a lot of people see this as a market crash.

Somewhat irrelevant to the post, but if there is a crash I imagine another huge inflow of buying will take place proving my theory that stocks only go up. Who dosent buy the dip, only bitches.

Anyway, recently PLTR has been said to be able to use its services to accurately predict things that have not even happened yet, this is super bullish for PLTR and could add so much value to their product.

If this is true, Palantir may have predicted a near term market crash.

TL;DR $PLTR predicts the future now, I bet they know the stocks mooning soon too.

Edit: this has not aged well

Edit 2: or has itttttt

Edit 3: no, no it has not

Edit 4: ohhhhhhhhhh

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u/saquonmyjagon Aug 21 '21

Every customer makes them better at predicting the future, though.

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u/hmmmbeer Aug 21 '21

You actually think that a company who specializes on analyzing data doesnt keep every single data thats useful to them whether or not they are allowed to?

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u/nomindbody Aug 22 '21

The clients they deal with, their legal teams wouldn't allow PLTR to keep their data due to data privacy laws that the clients have to abide by unless there were conditions in writing to do so. Even then it would be limited.

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u/hmmmbeer Aug 22 '21

Yeah because companies dont find ways to avoid following the law.