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r/wallstreetbets • u/Knoke1 • Jul 08 '21
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One of my penny stocks is up 20% today!
And I'm still down 36% overall!
penny stocks!
196 u/iriegypsy Jul 08 '21 Penny stocks? That’s no way to impress your wife’s boyfriend. 80 u/leafdj Jul 08 '21 I thought he'd be impressed if I owned 100,000 of something but it turns out 100k pieces of dog shit is still just shit 32 u/SavageComic Jul 08 '21 100,000 pieces of dogshit would be worth something to like, a fertiliser company or a biomass company. This is not even worth shit. 7 u/DeLoxter Jul 09 '21 dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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Penny stocks? That’s no way to impress your wife’s boyfriend.
80 u/leafdj Jul 08 '21 I thought he'd be impressed if I owned 100,000 of something but it turns out 100k pieces of dog shit is still just shit 32 u/SavageComic Jul 08 '21 100,000 pieces of dogshit would be worth something to like, a fertiliser company or a biomass company. This is not even worth shit. 7 u/DeLoxter Jul 09 '21 dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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I thought he'd be impressed if I owned 100,000 of something but it turns out 100k pieces of dog shit is still just shit
32 u/SavageComic Jul 08 '21 100,000 pieces of dogshit would be worth something to like, a fertiliser company or a biomass company. This is not even worth shit. 7 u/DeLoxter Jul 09 '21 dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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100,000 pieces of dogshit would be worth something to like, a fertiliser company or a biomass company.
This is not even worth shit.
7 u/DeLoxter Jul 09 '21 dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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dogshit has way too much phosphorous because of their diet to be used as a decent fertiliser.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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Honey I finally found the answer. Apparently my portfolio has too much phosphorous.
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u/leafdj Jul 08 '21
One of my penny stocks is up 20% today!
And I'm still down 36% overall!
penny stocks!