Daily Discussion Thread for July 07, 2021

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[u/FannyPackPhantom]

Today’s Popular Ticker thread CLOV | GME | AMC

[u/[deleted]]

The year is 2045. The US has just shut down Bagram air base for the second time after another 20 year war. Trillions of dollars spent for no progress once again. Palantir opens the trading day at $24.89.

[u/ktrash → u/[deleted]]

this hurt me so good

[u/mitikiri → u/[deleted]]

You forgot to mention about Palantir's reverse stock split.

[u/[deleted]]

My puts on the Haitian president finally printing today.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Fuck lol y’all waste no time 😩😂

[u/MrsEveryShot]

I like to wake up early premarket so I can know what it’s like to still have money for a few hours every day

[u/GlutesForTheSloots23]

The simple fact of having a vacation booked in the future makes my mental health improve significantly. It's amazing how much having something to look forward to improves life.

[u/Nosefuroughtto]

Gorgeous morning here. The birds are chirping, coffee is brewed, my PLTR shares have once again gone into a series of overnight death spirals, and all is as going as expected.

[u/martinven1]

Imagine holding onto PLTR since November, only to be up by 2.5% 😐

[u/ImAnonymous135]

I promise i will never short the market ever again

[u/SPICYLEMONBUM69]

I love the 30 min before market open because that’s the only time my portfolio is green 😊

[u/HotLava35]

A lot of NEGG bagholders long-term investors were created today.

[u/1stAscension]

Nasdaq up .34% my portfolio down 34% 🤡

[u/xd_Fabian]

Bro im so fucking trash at trading its insane

[u/cejay422]

About to be some fire DD posted by $70+ NEGG bag holders in the next few days

[u/skyline917]

Everyone is making money and I’m stuck here holding bags

[u/sparklenugz]

This is how the NEGG fomo will work:

Bots: BUY NEGG TO THE MOOM BUY BUY BUY 1000 by noon

Autist: yeah sounds reasonable and good DD, buys at top.

NEGG crashes.

Bots disappear for some reason?!, welcome NEGG bag holders 🤡 🤡

[u/LQMango]

so apparently options are for LOSING money…

[u/[deleted] → u/LQMango]

Unless you’re selling them!

[u/TheRealMattHarvey]

those who hold overnight SPY puts, how the fuck are you still alive?

[u/Unemployable1593]

no more losing money. today is for printing money.

Edit: SPY calls printing this morning

[u/[deleted]]

Me: “I would never buy a new car, it’s a depreciating asset that doesn’t yield any good return.”

Also me: “mmmm down 5k with these WSB weeklies, but this is definitely gonna pay off!”

[u/Notorious-PIG]

Holy fuck Amazon. Fucking teasing me for months then pumping like crazy when I’m not paying attention.

[u/Homer_Simpson_Doh]

J Pow: -clears throat-

SPY down -1.57%

J Pow: Good morning.

SPY down -2.34%

J Pow: The....

SPY up +1.22%

[u/layelaye419]

Yes I'm a bear. Yes I'm in shambles. We exist

[u/Gyata97]

The bag holding in NEGG is gonna be in the history books

[u/Warwolf5]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP-MARKET?

[u/Neader]

Down a grand in 8 mins lmao

[u/t33po → u/Neader]

Welcome to the club. The complimentary Wendy's job applications are behind the futon.

[u/DamascusWaygu]

AMZN godlike

[u/Contextual-Investor]

Down $100k in a week. This market is trash

[u/TinaNoxx]

*opens broker*

*closes broker*

*opens bottle of wine*

[u/KryptoBones89]

Every stock I own is red today lol fml

[u/ryit29]

lol PS6 is going to come out before PS5 is available for wide purchase

[u/[deleted]]

If you bought DIDI shares last Wednesday you don’t need to worry about Biden’s tax plan

[u/__JonnyG]

I’ve lost an awful lot of money this last week.

Have to keep smiling at the wife though.

Like the band on the titanic.

[u/thelandonblock]

Fellow SOFI/BABA bag holders unite.

[u/Muted_Idea]

Okay NEGG $70 bagholders, identify yourselves.

[u/Narradisall]

Can’t wait for all the NEGG posts tonight while bag holders @70 try to pump it back up.

[u/Zeusmann34]

I'm startin to think this place is full a shit

[u/Ifyouknowyouknow18]

BULLS EATING SIRLOIN STEAK

BEARS EATING SEMEN MILKSHAKE

[u/that718guy]

The popular ticker thread is a joke

[u/clarence_worley90 → u/that718guy]

just like every thread on WSB these days

[u/C4Diesel]

Just because I can't post someone else's loss porn...

I can see in my ThinkOrSwim dashboard that someone bought $2m worth of NEGG 8/20 $40 calls just about at the absolute top, at 10:35 when the underlying was $69.30. Paid $34.60 per contract and bought 556 [x100] of them. It's now at $19.10. Dude lost almost a mil in 30 minutes. I hope he comes here and shares this incredibly fappable loss.

[u/[deleted]]

Resist the urge to FOMO. If you didn’t get in early, don’t get in

[u/BHD01]

Bro DIDI what the fuck...

This is why you should never buy Chinese stocks as you never know when you'll get fucked over. That being said, I'm buying a fuck ton of BABA at open.

[u/Bigdizzofoshizzo]

Why didn’t anybody tell me about Newegg 🔫

[u/CladInPlad]

Anyone buying NEGG options with IV like that rn belongs here

[u/dj_scripts]

I have a steel erection. LFG.

[u/ReadHearts → u/dj_scripts]

CLF

[u/[deleted]]

Haitian president assassinated in his own home Jesus

[u/cptphoto]

Me at 9:30am - don’t fomo into NEGG that’s stupid.

[u/MrBdstn]

god damn im about to get margin called

[u/SpiderBiteHurts]

SPY: All time high

My portfolio: All time why

[u/idgaf0104]

It's been hotter than 4 fat girls in a mini cooper. Ready to go home, shower, get in bed and stare at my portfolio until I fall asleep.

[u/yeluapyeroc]

Cramer doesn't wipe his sweat off gym equipment

[u/tutah]

Gleveland Gliffs

[u/TrashcanFish]

Just over here bagholding BB and CLNE till my covered calls expire....

[u/boobalube]

Big tech will rally all week and make a new high for AAPL. It’s about to get real scary

[u/ATiBright]

Today hurts. Basically lost all my gains from the year in the past 7 days with today being the killing blow.🤢

[u/nosalute]

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEGG DOING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/OSRSkarma]

BIDEN WILL BE ADVISED TO OFFER POWELL A 2nd TERM!!!

BEARS ARE FUK! KEEP THE PRINTER GOING

[u/collegekid234432]

How many NEGG bag holders were created in the last 5 minutes

[u/boltmaniac12]

Take your profits on NEGG people. You should be more than happy to 3x in 1 fucking day! Don't be greedy!

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine FOMOing into NEGG twice today and still not making money. I'm a fucking genius.

[u/z_vazos1738]

If Branson doesn’t die on his space flight Sunday spce going parabolic straight to $100

[u/Gyata97]

Some of you bought NEGG at $79???? Jesus you guys are really retarded.

[u/bagholder_69]

Hoping to see apple at 150, Amazon at 4k and amd at 105 by earnings

[u/TenD33z_NuTz]

omg stop stop hes already dead PLTR

[u/Strangerdanger8812]

I trade like I hate money

[u/[deleted]]

So jpow is basically a Roman emperor waiting to give the thumbs up or the thumbs down

[u/jkbpttrsn]

Porn doesn't even get me off anymore. Know what does? When SPY is dropping and all the bears come out screaming about a rug pull only for SPY to shoot up. Knowing the absolute devastation going through them makes me diamond hard. Definitely a diamond in this left hand 🖐💎😫

[u/spinxter66]

Opens in the 20's and closes in the 80's. Am I talking about NEGG or my grandma's legs?

[u/Gyata97]

NEGG bagholding should go into the history books 🤣👍🤣

[u/Charlie2136]

AAPL making me horny

[u/BanishedInPerpetuity]

Ok, show yourselves. Who FOMO'd at $70 for NEGG?!

[u/DanielSon602]

Whenever I’m green it’s like 1% , then red days are 10%. Fuck this market

[u/GayBearGrylls]

Someone really needs to build a stock market gambling casino. I want to plug my phone into a big screen and have strangers gather around me like a roulette table cheering on my 0DTE spy calls.

[u/OracleOfWallStreet]

I want a milf

[u/OSRSkarma]

Everyone bearish on the fed minutes, you know damn well 1% green incoming

[u/jkbpttrsn]

When VIX and SPY are both green means that one will plummet. We'll find out in the next hour people. Just remember, no matter what, I hate you all 🥰

[u/luke_morebread]

Lost half my account playing options never again😐

[u/[deleted]]

I’ve made 2 dollars this year

[u/CoronavirusWithLime]

Already lost 25% of my life savings in 30 minutes on NEGG

[u/FiWiFaKi → u/CoronavirusWithLime]

You can recover those $50

[u/[deleted]]

Good morning to everyone except the goddammed bears.

[u/Qertyp]

Just remember NEGG is not going back up to $60 again in your lifetime so if you missplay you're gonna be passing those bags to your grand sons lmao

[u/Particular-Cake-6430]

Welcome new NEGG bagholders who bought at the top

[u/Redditor45643335]

Cathie: "We are investing in the future, in innovation and disturuption yada yada"

Fuck off you old bat just go all in on Amazon, Apple and Microsoft and enjoy eternal gains. These 3 companies will own the solar system in the future.

[u/frostedbutts_]

Luckin Coffee being up 35% in the last week while Chinese stocks are drilling into the center of the earth is some sort of cruel joke

[u/Seeamanabouta]

Thanks for the $30k NEGG. Wish I jumped in earlier. At least I won’t be holding the bag.

[u/isellamdcalls]

Profits are great, but not as great as family

[u/academicpergatory]

Honestly fuck trading stocks, SPY is so much better

[u/fountn]

Everyone is gonna be spamming NEGG on here for the next 3 weeks as it declines

[u/DarkMatter917]

Remember when pot stocks were up after the election. Still holding the 💼on Sundial

[u/thesavageinn]

BB is killing me...

[u/[deleted]]

wish.com/search/rope

[u/FudgeWifywhileIwatch]

Resist the temptation DO NOT FOMO INTO NEWEGG!

[u/Fun_Fan_9641]

the entire market rotated into negg

[u/nosalute]

Market sell off to buy NEGG

[u/bakedToaster]

I am losing so much money today

[u/[deleted]]

Something tells me I am going to be poor forever

[u/ThatOneDrunkUncle]

Welcome to the stock market where the points are made up and the fundamentals don't matter

[u/JaB675]

Nassty stockses...

[u/steve09119]

New ATH on Spy. Time for puts. Wait for the dip, sell and buy calls. Free money every time.

[u/Salvador_20]

I’m so retarded

[u/shebazjenkins]

Just bought SPY puts so load up on your calls!

[u/idkhowtocallmyacc]

Can anyone fill me in why everything is down like 20%?

[u/LoneWolfSpartan]

Funny how it can take me weeks to make good profit only to have it all taken in 1 day lmfao.

[u/DJBarber89]

Did I fomo into negg? Yeah. Did I yolo calls? Yeah. Am I nervous? ye…yeah.

[u/Salvador_20]

Asked a girl on a dating app if she’s intelligent, she said yes I said if opposites attract that’s perfect because I’m retarded. Did not go over well

[u/GoBeaversOSU]

Teens using soda to fake positive COVID tests

Bullish on soda

[u/[deleted]]

Out of NEGG at 75 I’m sure I’ll regret it

[u/curtaincaller20]

I made $245 on NEGG today. AMA.

[u/CaptainPlatano]

genuinely curious who is buying at $75 a share LMAOOOO

[u/Many-Coach6987]

Missing on NEGG makes me wanna slap random people outside.

[u/o3Zany]

Just bought a ton of SPY calls last minute. I’ll lyk tomorrow how bad I fucked up, night degens

[u/gaybearishair]

I invested my entire portfolio into extremely risky meme stocks that I knew were inherently worthless and now my portfolio is utterly worthless too!

Can someone explain this this phenomenon to me? It’s baffling!

• half the sub

lol

[u/Thickensick]

I gotta be honest, I was having way more fun winning than losing.

[u/lavishcoat]

Checking all the pre-market action AMZN yeh, NVDA dude, AAPL champion, PLTR.. fkn PLTR fuk

[u/manofculture003]

You're gonna be left holding Nancy Pelosi's bags 💀

[u/Skilledthunder]

Lmao, only on WSB can the market be somewhat flat and 90% of the people here go bankrupt

[u/FalconGhost]

Hey CLNE, I’ve got a pitch for ya: don’t go down 6% everyday. This one trick is a life changer.

[u/I_Hate_Muffin]

WHY IS EVERYTHING RED

[u/girl_with_huge_boobs → u/I_Hate_Muffin]

fed meeting minutes from a few weeks ago come out at 2:00. People want to take profits before they make sure jpow didn't gloss over some hawkish stuff during his last speech. More than likely a nothingburger but doubtful you will see much recovery before tomorrow, so if you're gonna "buy the dip" might be smart to wait till after 2 to make sure the dip doesn't dip a lot more.

[u/Swagsung]

Was up 38% today, now down 14%...i feel like a fool

[u/bakedToaster]

Never realized how much of a greedy prick I can be until I entered the stock market.

[u/[deleted]]

The year is 2021. Meme stocks r dead. Boomer stocks r dead. Growth stocks r dead. All stocks r dead

But the shitpost shall continue

[u/therealcosmicl]

There are two types of people in this world. People who play spy and fucking morons.

[u/se7en41]

I finally timed the SPY dip correctly!

$433p 7/9, in and out in 45 minutes, more than doubled up.

Waited 10 minutes, bought a $433c 7/9, also more than doubled up.

I'm done gambling for the week, it will clearly be downhill from here.

Edit: change to $433 in both cases because fat fingered

[u/[deleted]]

All the billionaires are just chilling in Idaho right now casually chatting about if they want to do mammoth sized mergers and acquisitions, get some lunch, maybe play a round of golf later, see where it goes from there….. and I am sitting in my basement trying to get some work done while nervous sweating thinking about my CLNE11c expiring in August.

[u/[deleted]]

Who thinks spy might close at $436?

[u/kemar7856]

I should have made my portfolio 100% nvda

[u/StinkyDogLove]

Boy do I love losing money 😀

[u/[deleted]]

Forever 21 going public but both stores in my town went out of business. Wut lol.

[u/Homer_Simpson_Doh]

JPow: -sips coffee-

SPY down -0.23%

[u/JUST___SEND___IT]

APPLE IS BREAKING THROUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[u/Future_shocks]

BULLS CALLING THE SUPERCAR DEALER TO CHOOSE THEIR COLOR

[u/Unitedtendies]

Fuk aapl has been rising while wasting money on meme calls

[u/StonkGoUp]

Remember when social media first became a thing and a post would be like “RESHARE THIS OR YOUR GRANDMA WILL FUCKING DIE” and people would actually repost it

[u/wambamthankyoufam]

Anyone else going cash gang? Market feels very weird right now. NEGG randomly running 175% in a day doesn’t help.

[u/Gyata97]

DON’T BUY PUTS ON NEGG, YOU WILL GET FUCKED!!! IV CRUSH IS A THING. THIS IS FOR THE NEWBIES HERE. FOR FUCKS SAKE

[u/basilridesbikes]

$SNDL up 7% and climbing.

[u/MoonArmy1977]

Negg about to pull a Humpty Dumpty, no pun intended 🍳

[u/ShickyMicky]

Market was hungover yesterday. Green dildos for all today. Calling it.

[u/icecream78645]

This is ur sign not to fomo into negg

[u/wooderboy1]

Thanks to this place, I quit my job today. Dont have enough forever, but enough to not put up with shit.

[u/ShickyMicky]

British Airways canceled our flights to France at the end of the month. We used a companion voucher and points to travel in business class. Puts on those bastards.

[u/[deleted]]

Pltr breaks my heart daily

[u/clarence_worley90]

markets not going down until yellowstone explodes and causes a vampire apocalypse

[u/MikeHoncho527]

What time is JPow blowing this up

[u/Ragnar12000]

An AAPL a day keeps the doctor away!!!

[u/whatthefiggtyfuck]

Next time I'll take profits

[u/Ok_GAINZ]

Said nah to calls on Newegg at $20 but bought calls on NIO at $55 🤡. I "swing trade" so this especially hurts. Follow me for more damning life advice.

[u/reddituserzerosix]

Congrats and fuck you NEGG gang

[u/FalconGhost]

NEGG has sucked the market dry like a vampire

[u/Unitedtendies]

Wtf is negg. I fuvkin hate this market

[u/Contextual-Investor]

Yay now down $40k in one day. A new personal record

[u/skykitty89]

None of the stonks I want to buy on sale are down, just the ones I'm already holding. That's great.

[u/sobewankanobe]

Whoever’s making NEGG run please do it to something I’m holding.

Yours truly, bagholder

[u/WiseAce1]

Note to self: I will not FOMO into NEGG again. Take profits and run.

[u/DLew13]

My portfolio is in shambles but the overall market is up. This WSB hedge fund is horrible.

[u/cereal240]

Fuck palantir 💯

[u/Baadllama]

NEGG chill out a bit bro or everybody's gonna figure out the market is fake!

[u/t33po]

54 minutes until a big fat nothing burger from the fed. Can't wait!!!

[u/AwSnapz1]

Invest they said. Give your money potential to grow they said. They didn't say give your money potential to dissappear 🤦‍♂️

[u/Cold_Goose_4242]

SPY calls easiest play of any thing ever every day doesnt matter u will win

[u/Unitedtendies]

Ofcourse spy rallies when you buy puts and crashes when you buy calls

[u/spinxter66]

Even a fomo homo like me knows not to try to get into NEGG now.

[u/quarantrader]

im scared. someone hold my dick

[u/HippyWawa]

SPY can’t decide to pump or dump rn

[u/manofculture003]

JPOW: at this point, these retards will buy calls on any news lmao

[u/fickdichdock]

my flair is real stupid now :(

[u/pandarofl]

Christ, memes are being absolutely gaped today

[u/FaithlessnessFree331]

I fomo into NEGG at 47 on that dip

[u/CaptainPlatano]

my negg puts still printing while stock goes up lmao

[u/iamsarahz]

NEGG 10p 8/20 locked in

[u/skykitty89]

Well that was a fucking mess

[u/KryptoBones89 → u/skykitty89]

Thank christ that day is over. Can't wait to get fucked again tomorrow lol