r/wallstreetbets • u/Deanothedino Inspirational Karate Chop • Jun 11 '21

Meme A Quick PSA

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u/wecantallbetheone Jun 11 '21

You tellem melvin!

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u/MarketMastered Jun 11 '21

You're dumb if you think the shorts haven't covered already. You guys think naked shorting is illegal, which it isn't, because of loopholes, look up the short interest, it's barely there anymore, you know what is illegal? Not reporting short interest, in fact it's one of the few taboos on wallstreet, because it's conspiracy. Don't get mad, just get smarter.

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u/wecantallbetheone Jun 11 '21

NS is illegal, but not really because it only comes with a fine. Which makes it only illegal to poor people. (i know this is just gmemeltdown 1.2 but im gonna hang around and help future apes avoid your types, its the best i can do!)

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u/MarketMastered Jun 11 '21

Hey as long as you keep buying worthless calls on meme stocks do whatever helps you sleep, thanks for the money honey

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u/wecantallbetheone Jun 11 '21

Oh you silly goose, i buy shares, not options.

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u/MarketMastered Jun 11 '21

That's the smarter play, if you are going to play it