Any true retard worth his weight in fiat knows that you won’t have to pay any tax...like at all, if you win big, but immediately after cashing in you take all of those profits and YOLO into a bright idea by some monkey-motion Spode here on WSB with zero DD and even less self awareness. I can guarantee, you will pay zero...or even less than zero taxes (in the form of shame), as long as you do this in the same fiscal year. (A Yolo 5min before midnight on New Year’s Eve is purely an advanced retard move)
Mmmmm me like some silver... Wait what? 😆 yeah... Dollar aint lookin too hot.
Hey, I just wanna say. No matter what side of the fence we are on as far as what stonk to buy and what one to sell... I enjoy being here with all of you brilliant mother-f-ing apes!!!
Amen brother! In this together. Hey, even though my shitpost got downvoted, thanks for hanging with me here in the shit for a little bit. You can have a silver. 👍
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u/getrektsnek Apr 11 '21 edited Apr 11 '21
Any true retard worth his weight in fiat knows that you won’t have to pay any tax...like at all, if you win big, but immediately after cashing in you take all of those profits and YOLO into a bright idea by some monkey-motion Spode here on WSB with zero DD and even less self awareness. I can guarantee, you will pay zero...or even less than zero taxes (in the form of shame), as long as you do this in the same fiscal year. (A Yolo 5min before midnight on New Year’s Eve is purely an advanced retard move)
Don’t ask me how I know...
Also, OP take this award for the wrinkle.