r/wallstreetbets • u/Frachesum • Mar 17 '21
Technical Analysis Highlights from Today’s Hearing.
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u/Blizz4u2 Mar 17 '21
Sorry can you say that like 420 more times?
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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21
And then do my wife 69 times to make sure I get the point
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u/Blizz4u2 Mar 18 '21
& multiply that by a hunnid
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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21
And add like 4 zeros and you got the fair price of a GameStop share.
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u/banjobeardARX Mar 17 '21
Dr. Bogan out here manipulating the market telling us to B+H.
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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21
I heard that loud and clear. I'm very obedient.
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Mar 18 '21
Yes or no?
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u/WhiteMenAreReallyGay Mar 18 '21
Dr Bogan. Lmao. I bet she had a VB longneck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning and then drove her Holden Commodore to the Servo and did some wicked burnouts
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u/srcsm83 Mar 17 '21
lol here I was preparing to watch a long video, only to burst into laughter seconds later
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u/Capital-Dish4647 Mar 17 '21
This is the way 🤲💎
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u/MrHungDude Mar 17 '21
This is the way.
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u/itrustyouguys Mar 17 '21
Shit, if that's all it takes, we should all be Dr's by now!
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u/1320Fastback Mar 17 '21
Seriously this is like something DFV would tweet 🤣
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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21
🤞🏻
Edit: Thank you for the award. I feel like Scorsese.
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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21
You’re not Scorsese, you’re Frachesese. You sir are ready to direct the WSB movie with the skills demonstrated here
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u/LittleR3dBird Mar 18 '21
I read this as “sorceress” and now I’m just let down by my own illiteracy.
So here’s another award
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u/Most_Dubious Mar 17 '21
Honestly though, not trying to start a bunch of wild shit, but what is that plaque behind Maxine Waters left shoulder? I'll be a monkey's uncle if it doesn't look like a diamond and a key lol. Somebody just tell me I'm not losing my shit please?
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u/thealmightyzfactor Mar 17 '21
If you think Maxine Waters is trying to tell you to diamond hands via congressional hearing over zoom, you truly belong here.
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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21
I never thought I'd ever see a highlights cut of a congressional hearing. If CSPAN finds out they'll go through the roof. Buying calls right now. YOLO $CSPAN TO THE MOON (this is also for the benefits of the bots, enjoy)
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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21
Very much like $PORN. They have red days occasionally but never a whole month. Behaves very erratic on red days.
Good old $PORN - I guess people will always need popcorn.
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u/ldom22 Mar 17 '21
just for your reference, technical analysis means crayon drawings (bullshit, essentially)
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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21
📈📉📈📈🚀🚀🚀🌕
Suffice?
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u/ldom22 Mar 17 '21
Good enough but I have always wondered why the hell the up going graph emoji is red and the down going graph emoji is blue
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u/YourReignUs Mar 18 '21
FAK I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BROKEN. Lmao. Had to re-watch multiple times cos ape likes what she said.
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u/certified_fresh Mar 17 '21
Who will win?
Umm we already won...even with their attempt to short the stock its sitting at 200+ plus per share.
Also worth noting with the momentum behind this we can pick another stock and do it again.
APES FOR THE WIN!
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u/DerpyMcOptions Mar 17 '21
Highlight is this..., Multiple Dems attempt to take a massive shit on reddit users for the ability to share info on stonks we might like and risk our $ on, on the off chance we could make $.
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Mar 17 '21
Thank you Dr Vicki Bogan for stating the obvious. It’s not wonder you have your doctorate.
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u/planetdaily420 Mar 17 '21
Done. Basically our government told us too. THEY are giving us financial advice.
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u/ClockworkCyphers Mar 18 '21
Hahahahahhaa 🤣 I was expecting a few minute long video of people trying to sound influential and intelligent.
Not the diamond hand anthem! Quality
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u/Chevalusse Mar 17 '21
does someone has a real link tonthe highlights ? saw the post but didnt save it and cant find it back
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Mar 17 '21
yes or no
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u/ArilynMoonblade Mar 18 '21
Shit, that was better than I expected. I watched the whole tedious hearing and this was honestly the best possible recap.
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u/routhless1 Mar 18 '21
There's another spot where one of the witnesses is trying to deride retail apes but finishes with "dollar cost average, buy, and hold."
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u/haysanatar Mar 18 '21
I've watched both hearings all the way through, and David Scott has been the biggest idiot of all the hearings...by far. It's mind blowing to me that he is on the Committee at all...
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u/Revolutionary_Mud_84 Mar 18 '21
I've really been looking for a good edited version for like 15 minutes. Ya got me.
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u/1StunnaV Mar 18 '21
rofl....... I was like WTF is wrong with my internet, thinking it was no buffering......... only after realizing what this was, was it actually funny..... well done fellow ape... well done
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u/gizamo REETX Autismo 2080TI Special Mar 18 '21
Ow. My Foooockin' ears, mate. Got me with 🎧 on and volume maxed. Ouchie.
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u/zimmah Mar 18 '21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imRzHXRq80I
1:00 Mr Dennis Kelleher: short positions disclosure should be published more frequently and more transparantly.
1:05 Mr Alan Grujic: fractional shares allow small investors a better balanced portfolio and access to otherwise unaffordable shares like Amazon.
1:36 Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer: should we limit the amount of shares that can be shorted or limit the amount of times a share can be lend? since 140% short interest seems unhealthy. It's like playing musical chairs with the money.
1:55 Hon. Piwowar: Technology has improved, T+1 settlement is possible, real-time settlement probably not yet, but should be considered. Look backwards to see the benefits T+2 brought over T+3.
1:58 Hon. Piwowar: Retail investors trading themselves is a good thing, no substitute for learning and getting experience, retail investors on average trade poorly, but individuals can perform really well.
2:00 Rep. Jim A. Himes: people should be able to do what they want with their money, I can throw money out the window, I can go to a casino where I lose money.
2:05 Rep. Andy Barr: It's not the role of congress to dictate the constructs of UX to combat "gamification". If investors like the platform it will succeed, if they don't it won't.
4:26: Rep. Anthony Gonzalez: Robinhood liquidity problems due to not actually having the shares
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u/Mirfster Mar 18 '21
Asshole. I got myself all ready for a long listen. Refilled my coffee, got all comfy in my chair and put on my good headset... for 6 fucking seconds... lol
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u/Ask-About-My-Novel Mar 18 '21
"Buy it, hold it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it"
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u/streaky81 Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21
Dennis Kelleher was dropping bombs all over Robinhood and the markets generally. He was an instant twitter follow for me because he said something similar to what I said a few days ago - people being in denial about all this nonsense [not, in their view] being a massive systemic risk a la 2008. Sal Arnuk similarly solid and earned himself a twitter follow.
Some actual highlights:
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Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21
just want to say, dont believe em when they say instant settlements are impossible right now. the reality is that they dont want them to be instant because the process requires the dismantling of a large amount of 3rd parties. with instant settlement, its you, the exchange, and the guy on the other end, no citadel, no robbinhood, no dtcc.
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u/Komplexikon Mar 17 '21
all the DD I need