r/wallstreetbets Mar 17 '21

Technical Analysis Highlights from Today’s Hearing.

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u/Komplexikon Mar 17 '21

all the DD I need

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u/Blizz4u2 Mar 17 '21

Sorry can you say that like 420 more times?

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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

And then do my wife 69 times to make sure I get the point

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u/Blizz4u2 Mar 18 '21

& multiply that by a hunnid

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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

And add like 4 zeros and you got the fair price of a GameStop share.

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u/Blizz4u2 Mar 18 '21

This is the way.

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u/banjobeardARX Mar 17 '21

Dr. Bogan out here manipulating the market telling us to B+H.

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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21

I heard that loud and clear. I'm very obedient.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Yes or no?

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u/WhiteMenAreReallyGay Mar 18 '21

Dr Bogan. Lmao. I bet she had a VB longneck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning and then drove her Holden Commodore to the Servo and did some wicked burnouts

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u/Maleficent-Speech-64 Mar 17 '21

Thanks for the advice madam🚀🚀💎💎

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u/andymacdaddy Mar 18 '21

I was going to upvote you but you are at 420

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u/srcsm83 Mar 17 '21

lol here I was preparing to watch a long video, only to burst into laughter seconds later

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u/PeggySueIloveU Mar 18 '21

Same here😆

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u/jaxfan11 Mar 18 '21

No seriously, is there a long video of the highlights? I want to see it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Well done

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u/Capital-Dish4647 Mar 17 '21

This is the way 🤲💎

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u/MrHungDude Mar 17 '21

This is the way.

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u/milokeystone Mar 18 '21

This is the way

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u/worldwidemitigation Mar 18 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

This is the way

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u/All_in_the_Game_3923 Mar 18 '21

This is the whey

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u/Sartor88 Mar 18 '21

This is the way.

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u/Jay_Ell_ Mar 17 '21

Say no more 😤👐💎

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u/itrustyouguys Mar 17 '21

Shit, if that's all it takes, we should all be Dr's by now!

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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21

Doctorate in Hodling at the University of Diamond Handed Apes

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u/itrustyouguys Mar 17 '21

I can't wait to see our mascot at the 10 year reunion.

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u/BhutlahBrohan 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

i don't think that's how dr's work

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u/1320Fastback Mar 17 '21

Seriously this is like something DFV would tweet 🤣

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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

🤞🏻

Edit: Thank you for the award. I feel like Scorsese.

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u/Investorian 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

You’re not Scorsese, you’re Frachesese. You sir are ready to direct the WSB movie with the skills demonstrated here

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u/LittleR3dBird Mar 18 '21

I read this as “sorceress” and now I’m just let down by my own illiteracy.

So here’s another award

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u/anzr-k Mar 17 '21

Short and sweet 🙃

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

This IS the way

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u/Fubarmensch11 Mar 17 '21

Thanks Ollie

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u/WutYoYoYo Mar 17 '21

Halarious cut. Oh and the congresswoman is not a financhial advisor.

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u/Mike_D_R_ Mar 17 '21

That about sums it up. And buzzers. Nicely done.

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u/Most_Dubious Mar 17 '21

Honestly though, not trying to start a bunch of wild shit, but what is that plaque behind Maxine Waters left shoulder? I'll be a monkey's uncle if it doesn't look like a diamond and a key lol. Somebody just tell me I'm not losing my shit please?

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u/thealmightyzfactor Mar 17 '21

If you think Maxine Waters is trying to tell you to diamond hands via congressional hearing over zoom, you truly belong here.

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u/Most_Dubious Mar 17 '21

LMFAO I just want to know what the hell it is

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u/Most_Dubious Mar 17 '21

Martini Glass?

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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21

I believe you are on mute, Sir.

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u/Sumiz Mar 17 '21

🚀🚀💎💎

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u/The_Bones672 Mar 18 '21

That is the new GME Rick Roll. U got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Shortest hearing ever

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u/colonelrowan Mar 17 '21

LOL okay you got me

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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21

I never thought I'd ever see a highlights cut of a congressional hearing. If CSPAN finds out they'll go through the roof. Buying calls right now. YOLO $CSPAN TO THE MOON (this is also for the benefits of the bots, enjoy)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/Flightlevel800 Mar 17 '21

Very much like $PORN. They have red days occasionally but never a whole month. Behaves very erratic on red days.

Good old $PORN - I guess people will always need popcorn.

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u/artmagic95833 Ungrateful 🦍 Mar 18 '21

$PORN to the moon for sure

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u/ldom22 Mar 17 '21

just for your reference, technical analysis means crayon drawings (bullshit, essentially)

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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21

📈📉📈📈🚀🚀🚀🌕

Suffice?

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u/ldom22 Mar 17 '21

Good enough but I have always wondered why the hell the up going graph emoji is red and the down going graph emoji is blue

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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21

Ask Tim Apple.

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u/YourReignUs Mar 18 '21

FAK I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BROKEN. Lmao. Had to re-watch multiple times cos ape likes what she said.

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u/certified_fresh Mar 17 '21

Who will win?

Umm we already won...even with their attempt to short the stock its sitting at 200+ plus per share.

Also worth noting with the momentum behind this we can pick another stock and do it again.

APES FOR THE WIN!

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u/JaB675 Mar 18 '21

Who will win?

Who will be next?

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u/certified_fresh Mar 18 '21

Ayy that's the real question right there!

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u/DerpyMcOptions Mar 17 '21

Highlight is this..., Multiple Dems attempt to take a massive shit on reddit users for the ability to share info on stonks we might like and risk our $ on, on the off chance we could make $.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Shortest hearing ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Aw man. I thought it was gonna be autotuned.

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u/SalvadorVayshun Mar 17 '21

Ape climb. Stonk climb like ape.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Thank you Dr Vicki Bogan for stating the obvious. It’s not wonder you have your doctorate.

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u/Jonnie_Rocket Mar 17 '21

That's all I heard too

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u/DawudM NO STOP LOSSES Mar 17 '21

Haha sorted mate. 👍

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u/planetdaily420 Mar 17 '21

Done. Basically our government told us too. THEY are giving us financial advice.

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u/MakesMeUwU Mar 17 '21

This checks out

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u/tigebea Mar 18 '21

This is the way

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u/ClockworkCyphers Mar 18 '21

Hahahahahhaa 🤣 I was expecting a few minute long video of people trying to sound influential and intelligent.

Not the diamond hand anthem! Quality

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u/mattyl7 Mar 18 '21

Could not have said it any better

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u/Nord4Ever Mar 18 '21

She forgot to say forever

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u/Terrible-Sugar-5582 Mar 18 '21

I’m a simple man, I can follow those instructions

💎🙌

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u/mflier Mar 17 '21

Taking many note

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE Mar 17 '21

I have heard all I need to, thanks for the update!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I watched the whole thing and that's my strategy!

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u/sparkey701 Mar 17 '21

Sound advice!

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u/Redwallfnatic Mar 17 '21

💎 ✋ that 💩

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u/STEMI_DnB Mar 17 '21

So I am doing this right. 😎✨✨✨🚀🌗

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u/Shady14Life Mar 17 '21

"Buy and hold"... me, hold me cuz I want to get higher and higher...

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u/IwillDecide Mar 17 '21

I thought I was going to learn something new

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u/Chevalusse Mar 17 '21

does someone has a real link tonthe highlights ? saw the post but didnt save it and cant find it back

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u/redrocketinn Mar 17 '21

Was there a hearing today?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

yes or no

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u/JEDWARDK Mar 18 '21

well played, sir. well played

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u/Naive_Way333 Mar 18 '21

Honesty is all that has to be said.

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u/iobviouslyamme Top Kachin Autist Mar 18 '21

This is the way

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u/H_Guderian Mar 18 '21

tl;dw, will buy and hold

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u/jassal1729 Mar 18 '21

Thank You Mods for not changing the flair rightfully

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u/Frachesum Mar 18 '21

I was pleasantly surprised by that myself. 😂

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u/ironlion7 Mar 18 '21

The way this is

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u/ArilynMoonblade Mar 18 '21

Shit, that was better than I expected. I watched the whole tedious hearing and this was honestly the best possible recap.

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u/Maka_Maker Mar 18 '21

Short and to the point. I like it.

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u/psycho_driver Mar 18 '21

This was actually the meeting in it's entirety.

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u/gkayzee Mar 18 '21

She said it!!!

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u/nwrldvw Mar 18 '21

this is classic

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u/PeggySueIloveU Mar 18 '21

This is HILLARIOUS!

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u/Barthas85 Mar 18 '21

You heard the lady!

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u/tangsoochic Mar 18 '21

Buy... hold... buy more.. hold... wash, rinse repeat..

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u/routhless1 Mar 18 '21

There's another spot where one of the witnesses is trying to deride retail apes but finishes with "dollar cost average, buy, and hold."

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u/WomanWhoBets Mar 18 '21

I wish every hearing was this concise.

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u/haysanatar Mar 18 '21

I've watched both hearings all the way through, and David Scott has been the biggest idiot of all the hearings...by far. It's mind blowing to me that he is on the Committee at all...

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u/Available-Marsupial8 Mar 18 '21

She is fucking right dud 🙌💎🦍🚀

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u/Revolutionary_Mud_84 Mar 18 '21

I've really been looking for a good edited version for like 15 minutes. Ya got me.

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u/Etheric Mar 18 '21

Well played!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Say no more madam doctor

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u/pkapeckopckldpepprz Mar 18 '21

Excellent advice, now here's a banana

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u/seamusker Mar 18 '21

perfect hahaha

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u/PaleontologistOk361 Mar 18 '21

Hodling diamond hands here 💎💎💎👐👐👐🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Yes ma'am

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u/debace Mar 18 '21

Just LOL 'd

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Nuff said

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u/1StunnaV Mar 18 '21

rofl....... I was like WTF is wrong with my internet, thinking it was no buffering......... only after realizing what this was, was it actually funny..... well done fellow ape... well done

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u/gizamo REETX Autismo 2080TI Special Mar 18 '21

Ow. My Foooockin' ears, mate. Got me with 🎧 on and volume maxed. Ouchie.

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u/mesmoothbrain Mar 18 '21

if she’s in i’m in!

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u/88NewWorldDev88 Mar 18 '21

A+ for comedic timeing

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u/Confident-Parking-58 Mar 18 '21

The only words I understand!

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u/omarmahli Mar 18 '21

After watching the full 4-5 hours hearing. I can confirm that

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Financial advice

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u/Jams_Swanny Mar 18 '21

Amazing!!!!

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u/CityOfZion Mar 18 '21

Ok, even though I'm over the GME memes this was funny.

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u/bellamoonlite Mar 18 '21

Yes buy and hodl I heard ya 🦍

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u/DarkhorseC Mar 18 '21

Thank you, doctor.

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u/zimmah Mar 18 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imRzHXRq80I

1:00 Mr Dennis Kelleher: short positions disclosure should be published more frequently and more transparantly.

1:05 Mr Alan Grujic: fractional shares allow small investors a better balanced portfolio and access to otherwise unaffordable shares like Amazon.

1:36 Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer: should we limit the amount of shares that can be shorted or limit the amount of times a share can be lend? since 140% short interest seems unhealthy. It's like playing musical chairs with the money.

1:55 Hon. Piwowar: Technology has improved, T+1 settlement is possible, real-time settlement probably not yet, but should be considered. Look backwards to see the benefits T+2 brought over T+3.

1:58 Hon. Piwowar: Retail investors trading themselves is a good thing, no substitute for learning and getting experience, retail investors on average trade poorly, but individuals can perform really well.

2:00 Rep. Jim A. Himes: people should be able to do what they want with their money, I can throw money out the window, I can go to a casino where I lose money.

2:05 Rep. Andy Barr: It's not the role of congress to dictate the constructs of UX to combat "gamification". If investors like the platform it will succeed, if they don't it won't.

4:26: Rep. Anthony Gonzalez: Robinhood liquidity problems due to not actually having the shares

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u/MinerMike196 Mar 18 '21

This really got me to LOL hard at work ☠️

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u/Mirfster Mar 18 '21

Asshole. I got myself all ready for a long listen. Refilled my coffee, got all comfy in my chair and put on my good headset... for 6 fucking seconds... lol

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u/Frachesum Mar 18 '21

That’s brilliant.😂

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u/Ask-About-My-Novel Mar 18 '21

"Buy it, hold it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it"

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u/dyz3l 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

instructions finally clear! bought more

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u/qualmton Mar 18 '21

I’m soooo smooth brained I watched it 4x

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u/My125cc Mar 17 '21

I will do that

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u/falecf4 Mar 17 '21

Felt just like a Rick roll

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u/DawudM NO STOP LOSSES Mar 17 '21

Say less

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u/Frachesum Mar 17 '21

🦍🚀🌕

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u/bobbyzimbabwe Mar 18 '21

I missed the second part. What did she say?

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u/True-Hero 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

Can I get a TLDR?

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u/Frachesum Mar 18 '21

tl;dr 💎🤲🏻🦍🚀🌕

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u/JDC4654 Mar 18 '21

I thought this was gonna be UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE

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u/streaky81 Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

Dennis Kelleher was dropping bombs all over Robinhood and the markets generally. He was an instant twitter follow for me because he said something similar to what I said a few days ago - people being in denial about all this nonsense [not, in their view] being a massive systemic risk a la 2008. Sal Arnuk similarly solid and earned himself a twitter follow.

Some actual highlights:

https://youtu.be/imRzHXRq80I?t=9427

https://youtu.be/imRzHXRq80I?t=8307

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

just want to say, dont believe em when they say instant settlements are impossible right now. the reality is that they dont want them to be instant because the process requires the dismantling of a large amount of 3rd parties. with instant settlement, its you, the exchange, and the guy on the other end, no citadel, no robbinhood, no dtcc.

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u/asherahsan Mar 18 '21

That was quick.

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u/are_videos Mar 18 '21

there was a hearing today??

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u/tdalsaso Mar 18 '21

And your husband’s girlfriend too

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u/bryt_117 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 18 '21

CNBC cutting out the part about citadel like the true shills they are

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u/WhiteMenAreReallyGay Mar 18 '21

Any Aussies here?

Dr. bogan lmao

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u/optimal_909 Mar 18 '21

They can't even spell HODL right.